FNF-G7> Ninja, Ninja, Rap!

You know what burns me? Last week, when various events kept me from writing this entry out the way I wanted to it would have been perfect. First Spacebooger actually posted a Vanilla Ice-style Silver Surfer on Thursday, and then on Friday he uses the Turtles for the Friday Night Fight (and another entry also used Ice, Ice, Baby). So what happens this week? I decide that while the “Wolfman Tronix” bit in the first entry was fun, trying to write rapper style would result in my hating myself. Even if I used the Dialectizer, which would have been a long copy/paste job. Try this instead.

What are you going to do? And if you haven’t figured out what tonight’s BW entry is, how about one more hint?

If you still haven’t a clue, I can’t help you, and you must turn in your geek card!

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The Dance floor: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze movie adaptation (Tundra Publishing, 1991)

The Promoters: Todd Langen (screenplay), Dean Clarrain (adaptation writer), Jim Lawson (artist), Richmond Lewis (colorist), and Mary Kelleher (letterer)

If you don’t know the story…how the heck do you belong in this competiton? Long story short, the Turtles are facing off against evil mutants Tokka and Rahzar. An attempt by the Turtles to slip the wolf and snapping turtle some anti-mutagen only resulted in belching, and the battle moves toward a dockside nightclub.

Ok, who has money for the cover?

Leave it to Leonardo to look on the bright side of things.

You would think SOMEONE would realize that you should never say that!

So between belching mutants with really, really bad breath and an army of killer ninja, things don’t look good for the green machine. However, Professor Man has a solution to at least one of the problems. (Hint: not the ninjas.)

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

So let’s try that stuffing-things-down-their-throats part again.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Sure enough, the mutations are undone. So now it’s time for the kicking of ninja butts.

I wonder what the RIAA would say?

And now the fight music!

Sing along if you know the words!

Then the Shred-dude himself shows up, so Michaelangelo grabs an axe…no, no, the other kind of axe:

Hang on, somebody call the Mythbusters!

And so the day is one…ok, there’s more, but I may want to save that part of the battle for another FNF topic. The point is that our heroes beat feet (pun intended) and disappear into the shadows. For they are ninja, and ninja practice the art of invisibility.

OK, so they have some work to do. And so do you, because now you must vote for your favorite track!

BONUS VIDEO: The actual scene in question from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze! Because even if I posted every panel, it wouldn’t do the scene justice.

All the movies will soon be released in a collectors edition for the 25th anniversary, so if you have money, you have no excuse not to own the first two movies, and the recent CGI movie. You have many, many reasons not to own the third movie, or Saban’s “Next Mutilation” series.