Well, I guess we’re doing this!
The world needs another live-action take on a popular cartoon like it needs an empty box of Scooby Snacks. Scooby alone has two theatrical movies, two made-for-TV movies, a direct to video movie that’s just Daphne and Velma…because, and I kid you not…a porn parody. At least one that I’ve heard of. I ain’t researching that #$%$, though I did hear it’s without Scooby. Thank God for small miracles.
Apparently movies weren’t bad enough. Now Netflix wants to do a full series in live-action. I want to say this is the dumbest thing they could do but I live in a world where Velma and the aforementioned porno exists. I could say “it can’t get worse” but I’m too smart to not know otherwise. With it still being produced we don’t know if it will be as bad as Mindy Kaling’s insult but we still have things we need to discuss. In fact, making the mistake of discussing this on X-Twitter (if you call me being called a “retard” in the first response to my post a “discussion”) is what’s bringing us here today.
Not that we are only going to talk about Scooby-Doo: Origins, though it will take up the majority of the article. There’s also some anime style Scooby to talk about, two in fact. However, we know what’s got the internet buzzing thanks in part to the video above, so let’s get into that discussion first. Then we can end on something potentially positive.









