Jake & Leon #695> Missing Sleep

We need to stop sleeping on a cure for insomnia.

Over at The Clutter Reports this week, getting over my own insomnia and having to due a bunch of projects on Saturday led me to start a new inventory project, of my home videos. I didn’t expect to finish yesterday, but I was hoping to be further along than I am. So we just have a quick report, with plans to do a more thorough advice thing next week. Maybe.

I took the IDW More Than Meets The Eye comics from the Transformers list in the Comics For Sale section of Clutter For Sale because right now they’re headed to someone in Canada who wanted them. Paid a good price, but it’s been so long since I’ve used PayPal that they changed things on me. The “donation” link for anyone wanted to support the site doesn’t work anymore. Anyone have good luck with Ko-Fi? Based on my Patreon experience I’m not expecting much, mind you. I need to create bonus content or early access that will entice people, but like Jake this week I’m struggling just to get regular stuff out sometimes.

There’s usually not much to update these days thanks to reducing the comic reviews. It’s just the next installment of the Chapter By Chapter review of Star Trek: The IDIC Epidemic and whatever there is to discuss during the week. Have a great one, everybody!

“Yesterday’s” Comic> Pep Comics #3

superhero The Shield dropping bombs on Nazi submarines with American bomber airplanes alongside him

Today he’d get called out for littering the ocean.

Pep Comics #3

M.L.J. Magazines (April, 1940)

We’re at issue #3. Outside of its history for the sadly little known Archie heroes I haven’t been impressed. It hasn’t been terrible. I’ve read worse anthologies. I think. I’m going by my reviews because so far the only memorable characters are memorable for Archie’s attempt to bring them back and that one time DC tried to make a couple of revival attempts on their own. And for this comic it’s just been The Shield and The Comet. History won’t save you in my now reduced rotation, as Uncle Sam over at Quality found out. (Speaking of DC revivals.) So let’s see if they’ve gotten any better or at least interesting enough to continue on with.

[Read along with me here]

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Saturday Night Showcase> Ultraman Zero Cosmo Rise: Rise! Hero Of Light

Why yes, it is a Japanese title. How could you tell?

So I haven’t run out of Ultramen just quite yet.

Created as part of Ultraman’s 60th Anniversary, Ultraman Zero Cosmo you saw the rest of the title is a 25 minutes special which also pushes a new toy for the kids. I think. I haven’t seen it but I don’t follow the Japanese toy market. I barely follow the US one anymore due to not being around kids and not being able to collect them anymore myself.

The Absolutions, enemies from the Ultra Galaxy Fight series, are seeking the cosmic ray power of a kind kaiju. In their way are Ultrawoman Grigio and Ultraman Boy, two of the younger New Generation Heroes who have befriended the creature. They may not be any match for the Absolutians and Absolute Diavlo, but when Zero enters the fray and that other Ultra entity from the Ultra Galaxy Fight series give him a new toy weapon, he’ll have to face every Ultra they can fit into this story.

Unfortunately for dub fans, there is no dub as of this writing. Too bad, because I really like Zero’s English voice. So subtitles via the captions–make sure to set them to English or your preferred language–is the only way to follow this one from YouTube. Enjoy.

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BW’s Saturday Article Link> Jim Cummings Scorned Again

Here’s one to add to the Darkwing Duck descriptions: “I am the award you cannot win.” That’s Jim Cummings trying to be considered one of Disney’s legends, having been the voice of DW in two versions of Ducktales and his own show and probably some other stuff. He also voices Pooh and Tigger, and a bunch of other Disney characters, and yet Bob Iger gets made a Disney Legend before he does? Something is seriously wrong at Disney, as That Park Place contributor Marvin Montaro goes over.

Why Does Only Spider-Man Have A Secret Identity?

Exaggerating? Only in the comics, but even then it seems to only extend to the Spider-Folks. The X-Men and Fantastic Four have never had a secret identity. Captain American and Iron Man lost theirs. In both the comics and Marvel Cinematic Universe, Peter Parker used magic to erase his secret identity from the world, MCU Spidey going the extra mile and erasing his other identity as well. (Wonder how he gets food?) In fact in the MCU I don’t think anybody started out keeping their identity a secret except for Spider-Man. Tony Stark dropped the closest he had just before the closing credits, while the comics did it in the most narratively lame way possible because the writer didn’t care. Even then I saw the fading of secret identities in the Marvel Comics universe (the real 616).

I’m not going to get into the secret identity debate. We all have our opinions, and this article already covered that debate. I’m pro secret identity but that doesn’t work for every hero. The Fantastic Four maintaining them wouldn’t be the same. Thor outright gave up his secret identity, and somehow what they did to Donald Blake after that was inhuman. I didn’t realize Odin was as terrible to humans as his Olympian counterparts outside of the God Of War Games. The question isn’t should Spider-Man (and the rest of the Spider-Colony) keep their alter egos. We have our thoughts, but we’ve seen what happens when Peter at least doesn’t maintain his.

Instead, I’m asking why is it only Peter? Why has Marvel and their writers made the decision to let Peter have his alter-ego, even when Doctor Octopus is running around in his body, and not anyone else? In the MCU he’s it. I’m just kind of confused.

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BW’s Daily Video> The Other Review Problem

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My Transformers Universe> How I’d Write Cybertron’s Pre-War Military

In the previous installment I began setting up the next set of lore dumps for my take on pre-war Cybertron. Now we get into some specifics of each of the early grouping put together by Primus’ first 13 “Prime” Transformers: the military, or as I called them in the overview the “Cybertron Defense Force”.

One of the things I want to do with this series is utilize the toys and their gimmicks and play styles. I feel official media has not really taken advantage of anything beyond “they transform into things” when it comes to many of the toy characters. In this case it’s explaining why so many of the Decepticons are war machines and few “civilian” forms, while the Autobots are the opposite. It wasn’t some anti-military move on Hasbro and Marvel’s part; they already were collaborating on G.I. Joe’s story, and that was heavy into the military in the 1980s, battling a terrorist organization and using a discarded plan for Nick Fury and his old Howling Commandos. Instead, they wanted the Decepticons to be the warriors while the Autobots were civilians forced into war to protect their home.

In the comics, the first issue explains that Megatron grabbed a bunch of guys to conquer a planet he found too peaceful. In the cartoon it was eventually revealed he was the latest in the line of Decepticon leaders, “descendants” of the Quintessons’ war machines and so just wanted war because that was their nature. We’ve had other origins but this series is a long ways off from Megatron’s backstory and the forming of the Decepticons. However, this must be taken into consideration when discussing the backstory of the Cybertron military and their eventual fall. The focus here is on the military’s history, it’s ties to the liberation of Cybertron from the Quintessons, and how they factored into the early days of Autobot life. I think I’ll let our chronicler take over from here and explain the details.

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