I’m way late tonight because I had to work, but it’s Friday Night, so you know what that means!
Nice remix, Sean Paul and some guy I’ve never heard of, but Kool and the Gang can stand on their own, and so can Bahlactus, although this is the beginning of the end. This was his final hosting of the Friday Night Fights and it was almost the end of the competition altogether. Of course, we all know how this ends, but for now we have the first half of the best of what’s left.
So what are the rules? Every fight has to feature at least one female fighter. You know, the ones that smell nice and are fun to cuddle? The one Ed Benes loves to draw as sexily as possible while Frank Miller writes them as slutty as possible? (There’s a team-up man would never survive seeing.) So break out your copy of the ERA and grab your drinks because it’s time for…
The Best Of
Ladies Night part 1 of 2
You can see all of the competitors by clicking on the round title, but the links that follow them are my favorites of the tournaments.
- Which in this case, included Bahlatcus’ own entry, so click the round title for that. That’s one dude who won’t pass the hat, but I think he soiled his underwear.
- I’m not messing with her dog. Bonus points for dragon punching.
- This makes me want to track down the GN. Who doesn’t love a good Supergirl-given beatdown?
- The reason why Joe and Cobra cell phones now have cameras.
- This had me at the first panel. Another book I want to learn about.
- Just because you’re in a wheelchair doesn’t mean you can’t kick someone’s head in. Wait….I should rephrase.
- Why Valerie is my favorite Pussycat.
- When she says “I can take you down in my sleep“, she means it.
- Why Reed Richards keeps the toilet seat down.
- Say what you will about Ryan Choi, but I bet HE wasn’t taken down by a cheese wheel!
- When Mary Marvel was awesome.
- Wolverine abuse makes me happy.
- Forget Barry Allen. My Flash is in the Tangent Universe.
- A fight so good that both Bully and Slay posted it the same round.
- Black Widow is learned in all fighting styles, including a Chris Sims Special!
- Speaking of comics I want to check into…
- Go Julie Power Go!
- More guys than girls in this one, but Wolverine abuse.
- How a good Clash of the Titans remake looks. Starring Wonder Woman.
- Outdoing Batman! I see your car battery and raise you an engine block! Now she just has to breathe in space.
- Glad that wasn’t our local store.
- This is just all kinds of wrong, aka Wonder Woman’s early comics.
- Princess Leia before she learned she was a Jedi.
- I’d like to think in the next panel Daredevil punches them both out and takes a bubble bath.
- This is why eco-fanatics need to lay off the Hummer.
- Why Barda doesn’t work at Staples.
- Shang-Chi: ladies man.
- Nice of her to give advice to the guy she’s pummelling.
- Elasti-Girl in action.
- See, I CAN find something positive to point to about Gwen Stacy, but it’s a rare event.
- Somebody needs to redo the text boxes on this one.
- Almost as good as Wolverine abuse is Hal Jordan abuse, but I blame the current fanboy worship levels in the current DC heirarchy. I really don’t hate Hal otherwise.
- And I thought the Starfire/Blackfire fight from the cartoon was cool. OK, it still is.
- If only that were the writer of Infinite Crisis being kicked in the head instead of characters just talking about how bad it was.
- Luckily he could make a neck brace out of his webbing back then.
- Who wants a hot babe taking down dinosaurs?
- Wonder Woman wrestles a shark. You need more than that?
In fact that’s the perfect way to end this edition. Next week is the “Minimum Clonage” bonus round, and although not an eligible competitor, Spacebooger is asking us to join in. So return in two weeks for the last half of the last days of Bahlactus.
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