Morning Article Link: History’s Real Wardrobe

He’ll cut your head off, then sew it back on for you.

Why is there an ninja up there? Besides ninja’s being awesome, and double for Doctor McNinja, you mean? Today’s article comes from Cracked contributor Alexander L. Hoffman. See, we get the classic ninja outfit wrong. And the vikings. And the pilgrims. And the pyramids. And the Greek statues. And the dinosaurs. And the…Big Bang kind of ruins the gag but go read the article anyway.