Even that might not help.
So many Black Friday stories involving people getting hurt while shopping that this seems rather appropriate. Although from what I heard this year more people took the safe route and shopped online. I probably could have made fun of the people who said “screw Thanksgiving with the family, I’m going to set up a tent and accessories and sit outside of Best Buy for a week to get deals I won’t be able to pay for after I’m fired for missing work”. Maybe next year.
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