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Look, I don’t have a proper image of the Fantastic Four in my image library. I forget why this one is here, unless I once posted their review of the Roger Corman-produced one that got buried. In fact, I think we need to get a few things clear before we go into this just released teaser for The Fantastic Four: First Steps.

• I am not a fan of the Fantastic Four. I’ve tried to get interested in Marvel’s first family, even seen parts if not full versions of all four cartoon series I’m aware of and the movies and of course the comics. I just can’t get into it and I wish I could figure out why. I’m just not into them.
• I know this is a teaser, not even a full trailer. Before the usual suspects get on my or anyone’s case, any of us who reviews this reviews it as “this is what the marketing people think will get us excited for the movie”, not “this tells us what the movie is about”. The teaser that dropped today only tells us a bit about the look of this series.
• This isn’t set in the regular Marvel Cinematic Universe because of reasons. I don’t know what those reason are so I can’t fully judge them, and my theories are a bit wild as to why they’ve decided to play games with the multiverse, which many MCU fans are sick of because so far Marvel Studios have shown they don’t understand what makes a good use of the multiverse. That hasn’t stopped them on going full in on it with Loki and Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness.
• We will be taking the current actions of Marvel Studios and the MCU in find when it comes to whether or not this has promise. While the movies were doing amazing when Paramount and Universal (who still had the Hulk license but was more willing to play nicely than Sony has been with Spider-Man) were the distributors, things have slowly decayed under Disney, which has gone further and further away from Walt Disney’s dream and is now a brand that bears little to no resemblance to its origins even when it isn’t outright hostile to them. As for the FF’s movie history…it already isn’t very good, but I think we know that it can always be worse. They have a mountain to climb.
• Like any review, these are my opinions. They may not be yours but if you wanted your opinions you’d be reading your site…which would be odd because you should know your opinions. I’m not going with any group here. I have a vague idea of what anyone else thinks because I haven’t watched an actual review by anyone else before seeing this. What you’re getting is all me factoring in all the biases I just listed.

Now that the disclaimer fest is out of the way, let’s look at this “retro-futuristic” teaser. This isn’t the usual not-616 Marvel movieverse. What will happen here?

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