Jake & Leon #616> Anniversary Prep

He didn’t even notice I missed the perfect Marvel parody usage.

Now I just need to get the new logo done by Friday. More on that in a moment.

In this week’s Clutter Report I took a video I thought was just going to be filler and ended up with an article dissecting the video. The topic? What you shouldn’t toss out while decluttering.

Saturday is the 15th anniversary of Jake & Leon. Since that’s Showcase night I’ll post my favorite of this year’s comics on Friday. There’s also the next installment of Star Trek: Pitch & Guide, and we may finish the pitch this week. It has more episode suggestions, which should be fun to check out. Of course the chapter by chapter review of Tom Clancy’s Op-Center: Mirror Image is coming, but it will be two chapters this week. That leaves me two days to come up with something, and I have one already planned out, depending on what other news happens.

Have a great week, everyone!

Saturday Night Showcase> Drak Pack

Not sure how long this one will be available. On the one hand, it’s part of the Warner Brothers Discovery megahuge animation library. On the other, they don’t seem to care about their megahuge animation library unless it’s Looney Tunes.

Airing for one season on CBS Saturday Mornings, thus making it part of my childhood, Drak Pack is a superhero comedy about the descendants of Universal movie monsters. Drak Junior the vampire leads the trio of crimefighters along with the wolfman Howler and the Frankenstein monster Frankie…which raises the type of questions Saturday mornings will never ask about patchwork corpses. They’re aren’t the most competent, but frankly neither is their opponent, the The Organization of Generally Rotten Enterprises, or OGRE for short. Hans Conrad provides the voice of OGRE’s leader, Doctor Dred, while the Pack get their marching orders from Dracula himself, voiced by Alan Oppenheimer. Other main cast members include Jerry Dexter, William Callaway in a number of roles,  Don Messick, Chuck McCann, and Julie McWhirter.

In the first episode, Dred decides to steal the color from everything, including our heroes. Sadly this does not lead to a Rainbow Brite crossover. Enjoy.

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BW’s Saturday Article Link> The Metal Men Teaching About Metal

The closest thing I have in my media library. I’ve not actually read a Metal Men comic.

Admittedly the only things I know about the Metal Men come from their appearance on the Batman: The Brave & The Bold cartoon and I think a DC Nation short. I do now that “Tina” (aka Platinum) was hot for her creator in the comics (weird sort of daddy issues) and in the show she was one of the every women who was hot for Batman. Yes, I wrote that correctly. Every woman on that show wanted to open Batman’s utility belt, but the only woman he was after was Lady Justice. Except for Alfred shipping him and Catwoman. I’m sorry, where was I?

Oh, right, Metal Men. Siskoid of the Blog Of Geekery goes over the various metal “robots” that appeared in the comic to see how well they matched their metal forms with their powers and personalities. Kind of like Silver & The Periodic Forces, the comic Jerzy Drozd did about an alien who summoned elemental beings to fight evil, except that was intentionally educational while Siskoid’s dive was in response to a letter to the editor about Metal Men being accidentally educational.

Why I’m Not Interested In DC’s “Absolute” Universe

I’m also not impressed with the glove straps.

One of the definitions for “absolute” in the Oxford dictionary goes “viewed or existing independently and not in relation to other things; not relative or comparative”. This is surrounded on a Google search by two other definitions: “not qualified or diminished in any way; total” and “noun Philosophy a value or principle which is regarded as universally valid or which may be viewed without relation to other things”. These three seem to describe what numerous fans see as DC’s answer to Marvel’s “Ultimate” Universe, the “Absolute Universe”.

In a video where the creator was talking about how excited he was for the Absolute universe I commented on why I wasn’t. I might have been more harsh than intended, or not, but I got accused of being closed minded, of potentially missing a good story because of a narrow perspective. This point of view annoys me. There are 24 hours in a day, roughly 8 of which we spend sleeping (more if you’re tired a lot like I am…I also spend too much time in the bathroom), plus the time eating, doing jobs and chores, spending time with loved ones, and having decades and centuries of stories to consume. Few people will ever read every story ever, even if they stick to one format like comics. If fact, I doubt anyone will completely read every publically available comic out there. I don’t have time for things that don’t look like something I want to read.

Thus far, that includes Absolute Batman and the other Absolute titles we know about thus far. That is not a slam against anyone who likes it, though nowadays we seem to act like it is. It just means I have no interest in this, and I have a blog so I can tell you WHY I’m not interested in the Absolute universe. So since I’m here, let’s do that.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Amazing Mystery Funnies V2 #9

Both of them missed the pool by about two inches.

Amazing Mystery Funnies volume 2 #9

Centaur Publications (September, 1939)

On the inside cover (or front page, depending on how this was scanned) we get a list of Centaur Publications’ titles at the time. This one, Keen Detective Funnies, Comic Pages, Star Ranger Funnies, Keen Comics, and Star Comics (not to be confused with the Marvel imprint). I’m curious why they called these “funnies” when so many of them focus on serious adventure tales? I’d also like to know who this “Keen” person is or if they’re just using the “keen”, which I don’t see a lot these days. I don’t know; I’m just rambling to pad out the homepage. Let’s get on with this.

[Read along with me here]

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BW’s Daily Video> How Voice Actors Can Fight AI Fakes

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How Trade Writing Has Ruined The Graphic Novel

As I grew up with comics there were numerous ways to get your fix. Of course there were the comic strips, and many toys and other products might give you a free mini-comic, but the two big ones were the monthly or bimonthly periodical, often called the “floppies”, and the graphic novel, a bigger story too small to be a regular comic that would take longer to read, like a novel. The periodicals would give you a monthly (or bimonthly but I’m not writing that every time) adventure with a main plot and a running subplot, like a TV series. You’d also have the extra sized annual, one-shot, or other special. These were still quick reads and easy to bring with you. It’s now the comic book got away from the newspapers and became a format on its own.

The graphic novel was a special thing. While some were collections of longer story arcs or collecting the works of a particularly famous creator, the majority were original stories. This is where the big events happened, or a story that could focus on a character than didn’t have enough of a fan following for their own series but still had enough fans or a writer had a story they wanted to tell with that character. There were also the occasional gimmicks like alternate universes, a comic done all on computer (both Batman and Iron Man had one of these), or something along those lines. Graphic novels are not special anymore.

In a time where stories are written for the trade, it might as well be a graphic novel. Few people are writing for periodicals anymore, as I’ve lamented many times and will again. However, I’ve been thinking about how trade writing and so many trade collections coming out has basically ruined what the graphic novel was for. The nature of the graphic novel has been damaged thanks to the trade collections, and even indie publishers are guilty of this.

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