I’m going to be honest with you guys. I’m always honest with my readers, snarky exaggeration aside, so understand that if this wasn’t tied in to what I’m currently reviewed in “Yesterday’s” Comic, I would not be bothering with this riff fodder of a garbage short film. According to my reading list for the Ultraverse I’m reviewing on Monday’s this is where the Firearm film should go in the reading order…not that you can tell from watching it, because it tells you nothing and it’s only Ultraverse ties is the mention of Ultras and mentioning Hardcase. He also gets his own thankfully shorter film that the poster shoved in here so I don’t have to deal with it, and the intro for the only good live-action Ultraverse production apparently, The Night Man. The moral is get Glen Larson to adapt your work instead of Darren Doane. Otherwise, this is not very good. I can see why the only other out-of-comics adaptation was the short-lived low-budget Ultraforce cartoon that was still better than this schlock.
The Ultraverse reading list I’m going by places this before issue #0 of Firearm but one site said it actually came with the first issue. We’ll be taking a look at issue #0 on Monday, so this is the place to put it. Actually the place to put it is the shredder because this low-budget 90’s cheese…moldy cheese, not the good kind…is just terrible, and I’m not sure it’s a good introduction to Alex Swan, doesn’t really explain his connection to the bad guys, or explains why he’s called Firearm outside of a gun that can hurt demon-possessed killers or something. If you can figure anything out from this movie without going into the comics, I’d love to have a better explanation than the following summary.
Okay, so Swan is a private investigator hired to find blackmail evidence so his client can be free from blackmail. We see some over-the-top cop acting when a demon Ultra shoots up the police station because that makes no sense when even one of the cops has to point out how stupid the Swan-hating cop is acting when they let a man with a gun into a police station without being checked. Why is “Felix” killing people, including his own client? What does he have against the man he calls Firearm when everyone else calls him Alex? Darned if I know. I’d say enjoy, but I know better. If it wasn’t tied to current review material, I’d probably spare us both.
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Posted by ShadowWing Tronix on July 30, 2024 in Marvel Spotlight and tagged commentary, Marvel Comics.
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