Jake & Leon #586: Deleted Sensitivity

They didn’t get to the “strap on/in” joke yet.

Here’s the deleted scene from The Marvels, so we’re all on the same page.

Remember, Kamala Khan is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD! First off, the “strap on” joke (by the writer’s, not by Valkyrie) is already inappropriate for the teenage girl, a MINOR (you’d think with the claims that modern Disney are grooming teens they’d be really careful about stuff like that proving their critics’ point) who is supposed to come from a devout Muslim family, at least in the comics Marvel Studios no longer cares about, which is why I’m not going to watch the show or movie even if I had the opportunity to. On that note, I’m talking about this recently released deleted scene, not the movie itself. And yes, I’m calling non-Norse looking Valkyrie in a business suit cultural appropriation because it is. It’s not just for white people anymore, apparently…and there are still followers of Norse religion out there who probably hate Marvel to being with.

Culture war nonsense aside, in more strict (read “fanatical”) Muslim countries and communities, child brides totally exist, some brides being at least 13, possibly younger. I do not feel comfortable looking up when that stops but I know it’s way too young. Those same countries and communities will behead you for being a homosexual. If you’re surprised, look up the meaning of “fanatical”. So we have a culturally appropriated Norse mythological character accusing a white woman of having a lesbian Muslim child bride, then making a reference to sex toys. This scene should never have been written, never have been performed, never have been filmed, or at least deleted completely. Whatever else the rest of the movie does or doesn’t do as a movie or as an adaptation, this is in poor taste.

Moving on, this week’s Clutter Report has me building the Gunblaster Zoid after over a decade of only being a body. I’ll do a proper review once I’ve had time to mess with it.

I have two article series ending this week, as I complete (for now) the Many, MANY Intros Of Spider-Man and the Transformers: Beast Machines writing guides that were released to the public. Still going is the Chapter By Chapter review of Star Trek: The Vulcan Academy Murders with chapter 3. The rest of the week…who knows? Have a great week, everyone!

Saturday Night Showcase> Marvel’s Spider-Man (cartoon, not the game)

As I progress through the Many, MANY Intros Of Spider-Man, there are two shows that won’t be on the list because they don’t have a real intro. I thought it would be interesting to feature both on Saturday Night Showcase, to give them some form of representation.

However, I can’t find a full episode of Ultimate Spider-Man on YouTube, the one where Peter becomes a SHIELD trainee along with other, teenified heroes and Peter sometimes has comedic fantasies that break the fourth wall. Marvel HQ on YouTube has a trailer for them but I guess they took them down. Nobody else on YouTube has them, either. I’m not happy with the version I found on Dailymotion, since the darn thing kept autoplaying in the embed and I’m not doing that to you guys. So here’s what this show tries to pass of as an intro.

I can, however, bring you Marvel’s Spider-Man, which is essentially a reimagine of the lore on the level of the MCU version, but still with the same costume and powers. Peter is again in high school (because of course he is), but in the first official episode (I could post the shorts, later combined into the first episode, “Origins”, as Peter learns his powers, but I want the regular episode experience) he starts going to some high tech super brain science academy.

Neither show has an intro, just the old comic panel turning into the title thing Marvel movies were doing prior to the MCU and a title card getting pulled away by webbing or being invaded by Spidey. Enjoy.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> The Blue Beetle #41

“I’m going to have the coolest diorama.”

The Blue Beetle #41

Fox Features Syndicate (March-April, 1946)

This one is going to be a big shorter. There’s a new chapter of the “Threat From Saturn” but according to the Grand Comics Database they didn’t make any more and left the story on a cliffhanger. Seeing as how I hated the story I’m happy to leave it finished with “and then they unexpectedly drowned for some reason” and get on with my life. Also, there’s an O’Brine Twins story and I really don’t care about them, either. The two “Minut Mysteries” are one page crime stories that never have time to be good.

Don’t worry, there’s still plenty to review and the link below will take you to the comic if you really want to read them. I don’t, so I’m moving on. With this series I’m following the history more than trying to enjoy it, but I’m hoping it gets more fun at some point.

[Read along with me here]

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Beast Machine Hunters> Bible For The Spark (aka season 2 development notes) part 1

You know, I put a lot of work into this one, trying as best I can to match the original title screen. I could have done better but I learned a few things about my software in the process. Still took a few hours so it would have been nice if the season two guide had been worth more than a single article. As I write this, I’m not sure I can get two out of this guide.

I was expecting another detailed guide, like with the “Beast Hunters” treatment and the season one guide. If I knew it was this short, and that’s on me for not looking, I wouldn’t have bothers, fun as it was to get the “bible” title gimmick in there like with the previous writer’s bibles I’ve reviewed. Download it yourself. It’s only seven pages with a revised version of the season two plans from the season one guide.

As mentioned before, while YTV in Canada took the whole show in one shot, Fox Kids wanted two seasons, Hasbro unleashed the “Battle For The Spark” subline for “Beast Machines”. The gimmick was that the spark crystal, originally a replacement for the now easier to duplicate rub signs, doubled as a button to activate certain action features on the figures. Some of the original characters got new figures, some new figures got to be in the cartoon, and there were still figures without a show version and one show character without a toy version. Also for some reason Rattrap was finally released without the Battle For The Spark logo as an exclusive to Kay-Bee, which as a Rattrap fan I was happy to get my hands on.

With all that compare what we’re about to go over with last time on Beast Machine Hunters, and see how much article I get out of this one.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Star Power #23

Danica wasn’t sure about her new shampoo.

Star Power #23

(May, 2018)

“The Choir Of Doctor Hymn” part 3

WRITER: Michael Terracciano

ARTIST: Garth Graham

COLORIST: Rebecca McConnell

COVER ART: Kristilyn

[Read along with me here]

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BW’s Daily Video> Ubisoft’s War On Physical Media

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Sing Me A Story> Karma Chameleon

logo for the Sing Me A Story article series

So this advertisement was recently all over the place. I’m not sure why it stopped.

The song is performed by Drew Love, who appears in this and other versions of the ad campaign. He is not, however, the original performer of the song. A single from the album Colour By Numbers, “Karma Chameleon” was originally produced in the 1980s by Culture Club, with one of the songwriters being front man Boy George in his “random items I got from the clearance racks” fashion phase. While not as strange as some other choices for songs (there was that one to promote schoolteachers by using a song trashing the school system as propaganda, back when that claim came from the left instead of the right), it’s one of those songs that, in context, makes you wonder what they were thinking. Love’s version may have more of a party feel to it, but the song doesn’t really scream “party on the ocean”.

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