Free Comic Inside> The Rest Of Aliens: Space Marines part 1

Everytime I consider ending the site, usually after a readership drop, something comes up that reminds me why I keep going. I have learned the most interesting things since starting the Sing Me A Story article series for example. Sometimes I even learn interesting things about stuff I’m not normally interested. Take the sci-horror Alien series. You know what I just learned?

The character of Colonel Hicks also survived the second movie in the Alien franchise, Aliens only to die offscreen in the next movie, Alien 3, in a text report about his stasis pod failing and getting impaled. Possibly because the actor, Michael Bien didn’t want to die to a chestburster and they said “screw you, die in a lame manner”, but that’s a guess on my part. Also, Bien wasn’t the first actor chosen to play Hicks, and was a last-minute replacement when the chosen actor was found on drugs two weeks into filming. Bien is also Reese from The Terminator so this dude has a habit of playing heroes who die. Poor guy.

Meanwhile, Hicks being dead messed with various Dark Horse stories that expected one of the survivors of the second film to not suddenly die out of some strange insistence that Ripley be the only not-dead person at the start the next movie in the series except for the time she died and was cloned. So in reprints of adventures that Hicks appeared in very much alive the character was renamed “David Wilks”. What does that have to do with minicomics?

For those of you who haven’t figure it out, we’re back to the minicomics connected to the Aliens: Space Marines toyline, or as I like to call it during today’s research “not @#$%$#% COLONIAL Marines, SPACE Marines! That’s a different comic you stupid search engine!” This one came with the Colonel Hicks action figure, so no love for you Wilks fans. Apparently the minicomics exist in some alternate timeline given how many other characters aren’t dead despite being so at the time the toyline came out. After all, you need more than one human, especially a girl in a boys line, to fight the various types of xenomorph. So let’s check out another installment of Ripley And Her Not Dead Friends.

This is actually a multi-part story, and do you know how many times I’ve had to rewrite this? Get the Marine, and then get the xenomorph introduced, rinse and repeat. Every time I think we’ve reached the final issue, the story gets continued. Considering how short they are, that’s hardly the bargain it sounds. I finally got to #8 before I stopped. I guess the comic story isn’t the only thing that’s going to be a multi-parter.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Blue Beetle #55

Either Dan & Joan have a kink or they forgot to put the title character front and center again.

Blue Beetle #55

Fox Features Syndicate (April, 1948)

It continues to disappoint me that they’re not even using the title superhero on their cover, except in a circular inset to tell us he’s narrating. If you want to make a true crime comic, make it its own title and let the Blue Beetle have his comic back. It’s a variant of the problem we have in comics today. Make the comic you want and if you can’t find someone to do this comic right, end it. Apparently they don’t think the superhero is really selling the title or he’d be the star of the front cover and there wouldn’t be a true crime back-up feature where Dan starts narrating but has to change into costume before the story proper starts.

What is the point of that framing device, anyway? You really want the Blue Beetle to do the narration for some reason? Fine. But why can’t he either do it as Dan or just start him off in the Blue Beetle outfit?

[Read along with me here]

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Buy Your Game, Own Your Game: One YouTuber’s Mission

The Crew is a 2014 street racing game produced by Ubisoft…and it’s online-only. That means you have to connect to a server in order to play it. However, because it’s old and they’re currently at the third version of the game they’ll be shutting down those servers. Apparently people still play the original but Ubisoft doesn’t care. They aren’t making money on it, and they aren’t going to refund you for a game they’ll stop you from playing.

None of my games at this time require you to be online, either for multiplayer or simply as an anti-pirating measure (allegedly), though I still can’t get Batman: Vengeance to play on Windows 10 and finally start that let’s play series I announced YEARS AGO! Still upset about that. However, The Crew is not unique as a game no longer playable for those who bought it. Gaming YouTube channel Accursed Farms has been chronicling games about to die or already dead, even without multiplayer, not because you can’t find the hardware to run it or having whatever issue I’m having with Batman: Vengeance but because some server was shut down without the game being patched officially to work on fan servers or simply offline, and channel host and creator Ross Scott has gotten tired of that ever growing list.

Having done a few videos on The Crew, Scott has decided to use it as the test subject for a mission to reverse this trend of games ending without a patch to play it, forcing you to spend money on the sequel without any benefit of owning what becomes a bunch of useless junkware otherwise. In the following video, he describes his plan to save these games from the grim reaper and how other gamers and gaming fans can take part in preserving these older games.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Age Of Yokai #1

One of these days I’m going to find out what these people keep staring at on these covers.

Age Of Yokai

Sean Meighen (2016)

WRITER: Sean Meighen

ARTIST: Rich Perrotta

COLORIST: Eugen Betivu

LETTER/LOGO DESIGN: Micah Myers

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BW’s Daily Video> The Sound Of Science

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Filler Video> The Best TV Shows That Never Were

“Somebody really wants us to watch Super Friends.”

I don’t have a topic for today. I couldn’t think of one by post time, so I’m tapping a filler video that sounds kind of fun.

TV pilots are basically a commercial to television networks and syndicated distributors (and now streaming services) for their show. They get a budget, try to prove their show is entertaining, and maybe make a series. Some pilots go on as is. Some have to be redone partially or completely. Some are tossed out but the show is allowed to try again. Then there are the ones that didn’t make it to air.

My parents and I once had the opportunity to be part of an audience survey involving two pilots. We went to I think a school with a bunch of other people, were shown to pilots that as I recall seemed pretty old, and were asked about the. One was a sitcom and the other was a drama that would have starred Tom Wopat of The Dukes Of Hazzard fame. Neither of them made it to a full show but it was interesting to be part of it and see these shows that probably nobody will ever get to see, though some unsold pilots have leaked onto the internet, so you never know.

Writer Lee Goldberg wrote a book about these pilots, and produced a TV special about them, which he shared on his YouTube channel and I now share with you. Would you have liked to have seen any of these shows be made? Not many of them I think. He seems to have picked the really bad ones. Enjoy?

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Sonic The Hedgehog #63

Why not? Sonic puts himself on one often enough.

Sonic The Hedgehog #63

Archie Comics Publications (October, 1996)

COLORIST: Ken Penders

LETTERER: Jeff Powell

EDITOR: Freddie Gabrie

Sonic & Tails: “Icon 2: Cult Of Personality”

WRITER: Karl Bollers

PENCILER: Steven Butler

INKER: Pam Eklund

Tales Of The Freedom Fighters: “On His Majesty’s Secret Service” part 3

WRITER/INKER: Ken Penders

PENCILER: Art Mawhinney

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