CBS Transformers prologue: Many Years Ago

Now that things are finally calming down (I hope), I can finally get the latest story bible/pitch review series going.

Recently the fine people at the Sunbow/Marvel Archive, a website dedicated to finding information from the alliance between Sunbow Productions and Marvel Productions, recently found and posted a series of pitches and concepts for the Transformers cartoon as they tried to put together for CBS’s Saturday Morning lineup in the 1980s. This was after More Than Meets The Eye, the three episode miniseries, aired in syndication. Hasbro had hoped that this would help boost knowledge of the Japanese toyline hodgepodge they had put together with Marvel Comics and boost sales of the toys.

This production did not happen.

The whys and wherefores were already chronicled by Christ McFeely of Transformers: The Basics. Back when I had more important things to concentrate on, I did post his video on the show that would have been quite different from what we ended up getting. You can see it here if you’re interested. I’ll be going over the highlights as I set up this article series.

Just like I did with Star Trek and Doctor Who, I’m going to go over this material with the goal of seeing if this is something we were better off without in favor of what we got or if we missed out on something good. Spoilers: after McFeely’s video I’m not convinced we aren’t better off with the three season plus three episodes we got. Still, it’s fun to think about what could have been and see what let up to the cartoon we all know and love. Welcome to CBS Transformers, my new article series.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Keen Detective Funnies v3 #1

Someone brought a gun to a swordfight.

Keen Detective Funnies volume 3 #1 (#17)

Centaur Publishing (January, 1940)

There are pages missing from the beginning of the comic. I hope there aren’t any missing from inside the comic. Yes, we are back to the not-funny funnies. So far this has been a good anthology. Let’s hope the trend continues this issue.

[Read along with me here]

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BW’s Daily Video> What Happened To Transformers Rise/Reactivate?

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This game could have been really cool. Shame we never got it. Meanwhile I still need to finish War For Cybertron.

 

Can We Stop Making Kids Stories Into Slasher Flicks?

Explain how the show from the video above turns into the characters from the video below.

Yes, a goofy kids show about four guys in mascot costumes clowning around, allegedly playing music, introducing cartoons, and running from pre-teen gogo dancers became Five Nights At Freddy’s. I want to state right at the start that nothing I am complaining about is a discussion about the quality of the work itself. Maybe these are all good movies. I don’t know and I don’t care. I don’t watch horror to begin with and I wouldn’t watch these one way or the other. I keep saying here that being good technically shouldn’t be the only requirement to enjoy or not enjoy something. It’s not even that they exist. I’d roll my eyes and move on. Depending on how you view fairy tales, Snow White and Hansel & Gretel beat these guys to the punch. It’s actually a trend that started with Winnie The Pooh the moment the original A.A. Milne books (NOT the Disney version) went into public domain, and it’s a trend that just annoys me personally. Consider this the vent of the week: why are we turning kids entertainment into horror movies?

Unless you’re new here (hi!), you probably see my answer coming.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Starburn

“Shouldn’t we be inside the ship while in deep space?”

Starburn (trade collection of issues #1-4)

Mankindx3 Books (uploaded March, 2022)

CREATOR/WRITER: Kelly Bender

PENCILER: Brian Balondo

INKER: Cristian Docolomansky

COLORIST: Laura Lee

LETTERERS: Nic J Shaw (#1 & #2) & Micah Myers (#3 & #4)

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BW’s Daily Video> Marvel & DC’s Movie Retcon Effect

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The media pecking order continues to be wrong.

 

Free Comic Inside> Aquaman Talks To Fish

Free Comic Inside logo

Aquaman. Arthur Curry. (Not many people remember that.) The King Of The Seven Seas. (Not many people remember that, either.) Why, oh why does the hero whose battleground is potentially 3/4ths of the planet treated so poorly by that group of fans who need every hero to be overpowered (the allegation against Superman) without being overpowered (in Batman’s case) and can’t seem to realize Aquaman is actually pretty cool.

“Because he just talks to fish”.

Don’t knock it. It works. He has a literal ocean of soldiers. Do you know how many kings would have killed for that? Or would-be kings? Why do you think his half-brother Ocean Man is so jealous? And yet, because we can’t leave good enough alone because our gods must be literal (tell that to Neptune), writer Jeremy Adams has decided to make Aquaman powerful enough to take a punch from Superman to prove he’s a “real man” or some crap. Of course he also killed off Mera and gay black Aqualad because you aren’t allowed to have a happy backstory in the DC universe anymore so everybody can be Batman broody. Can you see why I don’t read modern DC Comics? DiDio’s Darker DC lives on even with DiDio no longer there to keep the necromancy going.

How fitting that I learn this just when I’m ready to do another Free Comic Inside article, and thanks to the rotation and inability to find another of the Superman/Kellogg’s Sugar Smacks minicomics it’s time to return to Kenner’s Super Powers Collection, and it just happens to be Aquaman’s turn at bat? Kenner released Aquaman as part of their first series of figures, and why wouldn’t they? He was one of the first Superfriends, and had his own Filmation cartoon segment back in the 1960s. Contrary to what the “cooler than you” adults say now, as I kid I thought Aquaman was actually pretty cool. Yes, even his ability to command sea life to help save ships and capture baddies. He’s also the only one who didn’t need a helmet to go underwater while even Superman couldn’t hold his breath that long. (Hanna-Barbera seemed to think there was air in space but everyone still had to wear a fishbowl with no air tanks attached except for Superman and Green Lantern.) He was also smart, resourceful, and could hold his own when the story needed him to. His only restrictions came from Saturday morning rules and a terrible first season that still saw some great ocean rescues.

Penguins around the world are disappointed in Oswald’s fishing skills.

Super Powers: Aquaman

DC Comics/Kenner (1984)

It’s still disappointing that these comics don’t have credits. We don’t know who wrote or drew them, which is a a shame. These have been pretty good for the short time they have. The Super Powers stories usually see heroes teaming up, with the toy featured still taking center stage, and whatever random villain with a figure in the line they could grab. Well, except for the villain figures where they just got beat by a hero.

Aquaman’s figure had a “Power Sea Action Kick” feature that made him swim (most likely through the air pretending to be underwater for kids) and his trident. Will either play a part in this story? I mean, he will be swimming. He’s Aquaman and the story takes place in the water.

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