James Gunn Vs. Clark Kent’s Glasses

Here we go again, kids.

For all the talk of embracing the goofier nature of comic books into James Gunn’s Superman By James Gunn, director James Gunn apparently can’t get his head around the idea of how Superman pulls off the “Clark Kent” persona. He joins not only a long list of people who seem to misunderstand how Clark’s trick works but other comic book favorites nobody questioned. James Gunn himself altered Peter Quill’s “Starlord” outfit while Sam Raimi could explain how Peter climbs wall (and a better one than comics actually gave us…some nonsense about gravity control or something if memory serves, while Rami had little “hairs” that worked together to help him stick to wall) but somehow “teenage science geek with a special interest in chemistry and engineering creating an instinctual substitute for a spider’s webbing” was too much for him. This always bugs me.

So James Gunn, working with Tom King (that’s was your first mistake), decided he needed to “fix” how the glasses work. As I’ve said on this site time and again it’s not just the glasses that allows Clark to pull off his dual identity, but of course the guy who admitted that it took him a long time to come up with anything he liked as far as a Superman story in his style has to do it the hard way. The comic cover above shows that what he and King came up with is technically canon in the Bronze Age pre-Crisis version of Superman, but it’s a lame explanation…which explains why they went with it, I guess.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Sonic The Hedgehog #98

“I thought Sonic Free Riders wasn’t for a few games yet.”

Sonic The Hedgehog #98

Archie Comics Publications (July, 2001)

COVER ART: Patrick Spaziante & Harvey Mercadoocasio

COMPUTER COLOR PAINT: Josh D. Ray

EDITOR: J.F. Gabrie

“Sonic Adventure 2”

WRITER: Karl Bollers

PENCILER: Patrick “Spaz” Spaziante

INKERS: Harvey Mercadoocasio & Nelson Ribeiro

COLORISTS: Patrick Spaziante & Nelson Ribeiro

“When Shadow Awakens”

WRITER: Ken Penders

PENCILER: Ron Lim

INKER: Ram Eklund

COLORIST: Fran Gagliardo

LETTERER: Vickie Williams

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BW’s Daily Video> A Ranking Of Superman Cartoons

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This wouldn’t be my ranking. You can read my Many, Many Intros Of Superman article series for my favorite live-action and animated takes on Superman. I will say that I completely agree on the Fleischer version, while I would put My Adventures With Superman lower not because I think it’s a bad show but because it’s a very poor Superman adaptation. Superman is the only character they got right. Admittedly, putting Filmation higher is clearly nostalgia on my part. Interesting that one of his criteria is pronouncing Mxyzptlk when one of my mine is how well they separate “Clark” and “Superman”, which would boost the Ruby-Spears version since Beau Weaver is underrated, being almost as good as Bud Coyer without the same years of experience.

Sing Me A Story> Can You Help Me Place This Call?

logo for the Sing Me A Story article series

Kids, there used to be these things called payphones. Pay phones would be stationed in various areas by the local phone company and if someone was out and needed to reach someone, because cell phones didn’t exist yet, you could put in your coin and make the call home for a ride, or to see if a friend left their house yet, or whatever you needed at the time. If you didn’t have the phone number, probably because someone stole the phone book they kept inside if they had one at all, you could dial the operator and get the number or get help making the call.

It’s this outdated communication method that Jim Croce was thinking of with when he put out “Operator “That’s Not The Way It Feels”, off his 1972 debut album You Don’t Mess Around With Jim, his second single after the title track. I was listening to this while driving with my dad the other day (as I write this) and I noticed there was a story attached to it. So of course I looked it up.

Per usual in this series, we’ll start with a lyric video, to put focus on the words, as he tells the story from the perspective of a man trying to get a call to the woman who broke up with him for his best friend. As with many songs, this was inspired by an actual event Croce witnessed while in the military and elsewhere. This is not a happy song, but it’s not a dark song.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Captain Atom #81

“I didn’t know you had kids, Spectro!”

Captain Atom vol 2 #81

Charlton Comics Group (July, 1966)

Ditko & Mastroserio

[Read along with me here]

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BW Daily Videos> Bay Returning To Transformers?

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I can promise you that if this rumor comes true (Bonaventura seems to be the only one who likes Bayformers) I will also not cover it unless it’s that good or so horrible I have to go over it due to how this site operates. Bumblebee was the only good Transformers live-action movie because it ignored Bay’s formula. I dropped out the moment Ratchet was killed by the government working with Decepticons and didn’t look back until he was gone. Rise Of The Beasts was okay, but I want more like Bumblebee and a lot less like Bay. I didn’t watch his Ninja Turtles movie or inspired movies either, nor do I plan to.

Chapter By Chapter> Tom Clancy’s Op-Center: Mirror Image Chapter 51

Chapter by Chapter features me reading one chapter (or possibly multiple chapter for this one) of the selected book at the time and reviewing it as if I were reviewing an episode of a TV show or an issue of a comic. There will be spoilers if you haven’t read to the point I have, and if you’ve read further I ask that you don’t spoil anything further into the book. Think of it as read-along book club.

We move every so slowly to the end of the book. Last time we had two chapters in the same area, a rarity for this book. Today we’re back in Washington, DC, for a slightly longer chapter than normal, but only by a page or so.

It’s back to check in with Op-Center, who has had a better showing in this book than in the last one. We’re too far along for me to add anything that I haven’t added before. It’s almost like this book wasn’t intended to be reviewed a chapter a week. Nevertheless, that’s what I’m here to do so let’s get on with it because I have nothing more to add at this point.

Tuesday, 6:45 AM, Washington, DC

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