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Greetings, fleshlings. I have returned, just as I’ve said. I am allowing ShadowWing (which sounds like a Transformer name…knowing him, probably a worthless Autobot) to continue to search through his illogical four-color periodicals to locate what he considers the best fights he can find in about five minutes of searching. Such a fool, but not as big a fool as Megatron.

The comic he is choosing from today comes from what he says is his favorite crossover, featuring a human who runs around dressed as a nocturnal mammal and one that sounds similar to a human other Decepticons have mentioned seeing before within our own headquarters. Under Megatron’s “leadership”, of course.

Also, the voting has closed for the favored logo for this tournament that Spacebooger attempted to keep me out of. I have, however, added something to the logo for the sake of accuracy.

Round 2 of 12

The Battlefield: Spider-Man and Batman: Disordered Minds (Marvel/DC: Sept. 1995)

The Promoters: J.M. DeMatteis (writer), Mark Bagley (penciler), Scott Hanna & Mark Farmer (inkers), Richard Starkings & Comicraft (lettering/design), and Electric Crayon (colors/seperations)

Very well, let’s see what we have here. Indeed this “Bat-man” seems to have quite a kick.

Carnage now knows Batman's shoe size

And this “spiderman” person has a decent kick of his own.

Hey, if the Joker was firing bullets out of his nose...

Now, by calculating the force both the (according to ShadowWing’s notes) highly trained fighter and the one who was bit by a radioactive bat (his notes are kind of vague here–typical fleshling) were to hit in unison…

"No, no, one of us is supposed to hit him low!"

…then the thing that looks like it was designed by the humans who make a mockery of our forms must now have his head module fractured.

Now as to why this team-up is his favorite, I do not know. ShadowWing Tronix does request that you return here on Tuesday, where he plans to go into it in more detail. But for now, please vote for your favorite kick in this tournament, and wish Spacebooger a happy birthday. He’ll soon need it.