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The human who usually runs this site is suffering from a virus he refers to as “the common cold” (with a few curse words thrown in). Why he doesn’t just upload an anti-virus shows how little I know (or care) about you humans. So not believing himself capable of carrying on a conversation in two parts (I don’t know what he means by that), logic dictates that I handle this on my own. Which will be an improvement.

He has requested that I thank a human named “Zobovor” for this week’s artwork. I cannot understand why. He should be proud to serve the Decepticon cause. I do have to admit that thus far he has captured me the best, so perhaps I will find a comfortable job for him once we Decepticons finally take over your planet. It’s too bad his website confounds me with numerous “pop-up” and “pop-under” ads, but his stills are something to behold, so it might behoove you to investigate his site.

ShadowWing also mentioned an overwhelming urge to go “Ted Turner” on this artwork. The reference escapes me.

Now to business. Yesterday, ShadowWing brought us the tale of the red, white, and blue-clad earthling Captain America and his war on another disease, asthma. He said that the kick he has chosen for this week comes from this comic. Personally, I find it rather weak compared to this other offerings, but he is not up to borrowing through his longboxes and he finds the ending somewhat amusing. So let us see Captain America take on the creature called “Furball” in a manner I am preparing for a certain organic in due time. And despite certain setbacks, plans are finally coming together. Except for your, the readers, lacking in your voting functions.

Round 11 of 12

The Battlefield: Captain America: Return of the Asthma Monster (Marvel Comics/Allen & Hanburys, 1989)

The Promoters: Howard mackie (writer), Mark Bagley (penciler), Kim De Mulder (inker), Janice Chiang (letterer) and Paul Becton (colorist)

Language, Furball! There are kids present.

I do not get it. Then again, I don’t understand human humor to begin with, much less the one in charge of this site. Anyway, you are ordered to steer your browser to the official page of this round, investigate the other entries, and vote for your preferred foot strike. Only one more competition is upcoming, and ShadowWing promises the hardest kick he could find. We shall see if it is up to the task.