Friday Night Fights is now all Spacebooger all the time! Best of FNF has reached the beginning of the Spacebooger years as well as one other milestone. A young blog known as BW Media Spotlight made his first appearance in this tournament. The rule? Every fight has to end with a sound effect.

So how well did we do? As in the days of old, I’ve gone through and found the best of what’s still available. Some sites are down, some sites exist but either don’t have the article or changed the URL after the posted fight. So let’s see who is still standing to this day.

The Best of

Rounds 1-6

Round 1

• Just because you don’t NEED a Supermobile doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with it.
• Just because he’s a jerk doesn’t mean Guy Gardner isn’t entertaining to watch fight. Even when he’s winning.
• Ever had a Falcon clip YOUR wings?
• The Hulk can change his skin color, his vocabulary, and even his fashion sense, but not his style.
• You don’t believe the above statement? Just ask Superman.
• Does Two-Face prefer double bruises? Like Batman’s fists care.
• This seems to be a Hulk-heavy round, so here’s one where he’s getting beat up by a girl.

Round 2

• Sometimes Shang-Chi fights dirty.
• Adoption agencies in prehistoric times were a lot more easy going.
• Many people are won at “luchador gorilla“.
• Spider-Man calls his shots. Yeah, that’s what Fred said, too, but he was right. Get it? Right Said Fred?
• Odd that Sims wasn’t the one to post Jimmy Olsen kicking werewolf tail.
• Judge Dread wants to talk Stan Lee about Stripperella. (Seriously, what WAS he thinking?
• The most confusing Hulk/Thing fight ever?
• We want you…to punch Iron Man knockoffs!
• I don’t know who he is, but I like his style.
• Robots punching Nazis doesn’t happen enough.
• Tiger Shark meets cliff face.

Round 3

For some reason, a few fights are linked to a homepage and not the actual article, so I couldn’t judge them.

• Wolverine abuse is no fun when you can’t actually see it. Still, it’s Wolverine abuse.
• Iron Fist is good with his feet, too.
• I’d watch a sitcom starring Nova.
• I’m thinking Hawkman took them out for crimes against fashion.
• A fight so good two people posted it. However, Slay Monstrobot stood until the end.
• And the BW Entry: Before I had a logo, I still had Shockwave. Yes, my very first Friday Night Fight started Shockwave tradition and naturally starred the Transformers. Nobody surprised? Thought not.

Round 4

• Poison Ivy’s been playing with Harley Quinn’s gag bag, I see.
• Dick Grayson is a pimp.
• Meanwhile, Batman doesn’t need eyes to sock you one.
• I’ve never seen someone do business in the middle of a barfight. Also, I don’t remember posting that comment, and I don’t know what I’m talking about. “Rice Krispies finale?”
• Why Luke Cage doesn’t go to the circus.
• And the BW Entry: I think this is the first BW appearance of the BW Spidey suit.

Round 5

• Electro would make a terrible doctor.
• See, sometimes good things win a Best of spot as much as abusing characters I hate. For example, moments when Mary Marvel was awesome.
• Informative, and shows when Hank Pym wasn’t a horse’s backside.
• Supergirl being awesome and Lobo abuse! It’s a two-for-one sale!
• All we ask for is peace, love and understanding. I suppose one out of three is a start.
• And the BW Entry: The debut of the official BW FNF logo and Little Mac punching guys out. They should make a video game about him.

Round 6

• When Captain Marvel was awesome.
• Iron Fist versus head of stone.
• Untrue story: Silver Sable worked for an auto glass repair business.
• The Thing can give Bob from Enzyte a complex. Actually, I’m going to pretend the other guy is a drunken Bob. It makes me happy.
• Captain America takes his baseball seriously.
• A use for guns even Batman would approve of.
• And the BW Entry: The first of another staple, the minicomic fight scene. In this case, Modulok.

And that’s six rounds. Next week is the bonus round, and I did find one more Bumblebee/Goldbug throwdown. After that, the rest of the sound effects, so give your ears a rest.