I love the 80’s. They were fun and a little weird. For example, before you kids were saving the multiverse with your card games and rolling ball monster things, all we had were skateboards, paintguns, and BMX bikes. You never heard us complain. Oh, and we kind of wasted magic to boost our egos and created our own hot chicks on computers. But darned if that didn’t give us the confidence we needed to use our martial arts to glow and fight bullies. If we could only stand to fight our crimefighting partners.
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