Morning Article Link: Superpowers We Kind Of Already Invented Sort Of

In the continuing quest to question the demand for “reality” in superhero stories, I (or rather Pauli Poisuo of Cracked) bring you the powers of five superheroes–Superman, Spider-Man, Black Lightning, Captain America, and Nightcrawler–that we either already have or could have in the future. And why we were better off without them.