BW Programming Note> Can’t Outdumb Today’s Hollywood

I’m not going to lie. I couldn’t come up with anything good this week. At some point you get tired of making jokes about that. It was a distracting week and nothing happened that I could make fun of, so all I have this week is the update portion of my Sunday post, so I can focus on getting stuff made for the week as I have more distractions incoming. Meanwhile I’m wondering if DC Heroes United is done given how long we’ve gone without a new episode. At this point I’m not sure it’s a big loss but it hasn’t been a terrible story on its own.

Over at The Clutter Reports this week, I only have a quick report about another sorting project. Two more to go and I can get this table out of my studio.

With no article series besides Chapter By Chapter, as we continue going through Tom Clancy’s Op-Center: Mirror Image, I don’t know what else is coming besides the usual videos and comic reviews. By the way, I did get creative and go over my headcanon history of the origin of the Transformers if you haven’t read it yet. I would like some feedback…or more people at least reading it. Sometimes I just feel like…

Though I guess today I was also…

Shushi is my spirit animal. Catch her and the rest of the gang from Chikn Nuggit on YouTube.

Saturday Night Showcase> Marvel: Future Avengers

Madhouse already had a good history with making Marvel anime. Having previously made series about Iron Man, Blade, the X-Men, and Wolverine, Iron Man being the only one I watched, they seem to do a better job with Marvel than Disney is. Even Disney’s Japan branch is doing more interesting Marvel work. Hence tonight’s Showcase, Marvel’s Future Avengers.

A group of kids with superpowers, because anime, having been preparing to be the heroes in the battle between the Avengers and Hydra…except they’ve been on the wrong side of the field as they’ve been led to believe the Avengers are the actual villains. When two of the kids find out the truth, they try to break out and switch sides to become Future Avengers!

Tonight I have three episodes from the series. (Anime takes a while to get their act together, you know.) It’s interesting to see the Avengers shout out their attacks like usual anime protagonists, something I can at least confirm the Iron Man anime didn’t do. Our heroes must rescue the kids, but not all of them want to be rescued. Enjoy.

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BW’s Saturday Article Link> How Faithful Should Game Adaptations Be?

While comic, manga, and anime adaptations in the West have gone as far away from the source material as the ego driven media snob directors can get away with, video games are getting at least some productions that try to be faithful. Not all, because they’re just as low on the media pecking order as comics, and much of that still comes from anime adaptations rather than the big name studios not putting on Sonic The Hedgehog movies. However, as Bleeding Fool contributor Susana Romero points out, you can only get so far to the source material without losing the casual audience and so far from the source material before losing the gaming fans.

(Although I want to know what the heck slot machines have to do with this topic. What was that section for?)

[EDIT: Forgot to add the link AND I got the site name wrong. Both have been fixed, and thanks to Cornelius Featherjaw for catching the missed link.]

How I’d Write The Transformers’ Origin Story

In the multiverse of the Transformers, there were two origins:

  • The Quintessons: First seen as Unicron’s kangaroo court judge in The Transformers: The Movie, the third season opener “Five Faces Of Darkness” would introduce them as the creators of the Transformers and a bunch of other things including the planet itself, who after a few million years+ now desired revenge on their creation for being forced off the planet in a slave revolt. Or…
  • Primus: In the first issue of the Marvel US comics, the origins of the Cybertronians were lost to time, but Simon Furman opted to give them a god, because he pretty much treated Transformers as humans who looked like robots…or wore robot costumes based on the art by Andrew Wildman in the UK, both of which Simon brought with him to his Marvel US run. He also remade Unicron, since he considers the movie’s comic adaptation to be canon and not the rest of the cartoon, into a god of destruction, out to destroy the universe so he could get some sleep, the cranky boy. Opposing him was Primus, who forced Unicron into the universe, locking them both into planetoids. Unicron would form his prison into a mechanical body to pull a Galactus, while Primus opted for a machine world inhabited by robots who would do the fighting for him…and then they ended up in a war with each other.

As I said in today’s posting of TJ Omega’s video going over the strengths and weaknesses of both origins, I prefer the Quintessons. Making Unicron, originally a creation of a scientist who doesn’t know when to stop making weapons that don’t turn on him, and Primus into supernatural forces adds too much mysticism to the franchise, AND YES I KNOW THE CARTOONS HAD A TWO EPISODES WHERE MAGIC WAS REAL AND I DON’T CARE! I just prefer the franchise as purely science fiction, unlike Masters Of The Universe which started out mixing magic and science at the outset. I miss the robots having unique powers and weapons, but that should be the extent. The Quintessons allow for a scientific explanation for everything. I could even do that with the sparks introduced in Beast Wars, one of the showrunners preferring the comics and forgetting he was doing the cartoon. The other runner had to stop him from connecting the Vok to the Swarm of the Generation Two comic since nobody who watched the show only would get the reference.

However, Primus somehow became more than a reference in the show thanks to oddly enough Japan, who never got the Marvel comics, US or UK. We’d finally get Primus officially in Transformers Energon, as a being within Cybertron, though he never really fought Unicron. Considering Primus eventually got his own robotic form in the next series, fittingly called Transformers Cybertron, he still mostly sits out the action as much as possible even when he’s acknowledged. I don’t like it, but what can I do?

How about if I try to reconcile the Primus and Quintesson origins, explain why Primus used robots when machines do not occur naturally and I don’t know why he went that route? That’s been one of my biggest issues with Primus, while the Quintessons using robots made perfect sense as a race of cyborgs. How would I do that? Well, sit back because Grandpa Tronix has a story for you young whippersnappers, so if you’re going to keep coming on my lawn, I might as well tell it to you. Now admittedly this is a rough layout, barely a pitch because I won’t be asked to write this. Consider it an early idea, only partly off the top of my head because some of these ideas I’ve actually thought about for years.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Keen Detective Funnies V2 #11

“Sorry, you have to pay for a ticket like everyone else.”

Keen Detective Funnies V2 #11 (#15)

Centaur Publications (November, 1939)

Going by Comic Book Plus’s listings and how I do these Golden Age anthologies (not following the short gag comics or text stories for time, but since I link to their public domain scans you’re welcome to check them out and follow along) there’s only four stories to review. Or maybe I’m reading them wrong. Let’s read the comic and see what we get.

(Spoilers: the count is wrong. There are more than four stories.)

[Read along with me here]

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BW’s Daily Video> Transformers: Quintessons Vs Primus

Catch more from TJ Omega on YouTube

Personally, I prefer the Quintesson origin. It’s more sci-fi to me, explains why their robots in a way no Primus origin ever has for me, allows for robotic lifeforms to create a robotic society and culture instead of “humanoids” who just happen to be robots, and and just has an overall mechanical vibe. It makes them different from other alien races in science fiction.

However, Primus is multiversal continuity. That doesn’t mean the two need to be contradictory. Come back tonight  (unless something happens) and I’ll tell you that story.

What I’d Like To See In Doctor Who

Jackson Lake, not the next Doctor.

If you know, you get the reference.

So the rumor mill is active again. According to The Sun, Ncuti Gatwa is ready to leave the show and the BBC is ready to cancel Doctor Who because Disney isn’t going to help bankroll it after the recent ratings disasters. Well, we’re talking about a tabloid with questionable accuracy on these rumors and the BBC has at least said that despite being seriously delayed, the future of the third “Neo Who” season with Disney will be decided by season two. As for Gatwa, nothing’s been officially mentioned yet…but I need an article, so let’s have some fun. Don’t worry, I’m not going to attack Gatwa. I haven’t seen much of his Doctor…though the standout moments discussed and clipped online aren’t exactly winning me over…so I can’t fully judge his take.

Instead I want to try to figure out what I’d like to see in Doctor Who. Realistically, of course. I liked the half-hour serials better but fat chance of that happening and I’m not a slave to that idea. Also, Doctor Who is a British institution and I am an American. So judge that how you will. I would want the show to remain British, including the showrunner. Even the TV movie understood its roots. For me, the original show was something a friend told me about on PBS (for you British chaps and chapettes, imagine the BBC didn’t force you to pay them but it did come out your regular taxes, corporate sponsorships instead of adverts, and begging for what we now call crowdfunding twice a year), but until it was rescheduled away from family suppertime I couldn’t watch it. When that changed I very much enjoyed the show. I even made my own 8th Doctor in a comic my friend and I made long before Fox screwed up the TV movie because Fox and science fiction is almost always a bad combination. My friend came up with the Companion, I came up with the teen Doctor’s outfit…an outdoors vest, t-shirt, baseball cap, slacks, and sneakers. Yes, it’s boring. I was 17! At least I had a set outfit for my Doctor. Did Gatwa have a regular outfit? Every image my non-Disney+ owning eyes saw has him in a different outfit each episode.

So this is less about what I’d do with the Doctor than what I wouldn’t mind seeing come out of the show if a regime change would happen. And yes, it would require a regime change. Fans who were excited for Russell T. Davies returning found that he wasn’t the same guy that originally brought the show back. (I did warn you, and I didn’t even care for his first run as much as other fans.) Yesterday’s Davies was immature, couldn’t let an interracial romance go without hurting or killing the black one, which is a fault shared by Moffat and Chibnall I admit, and gave us the second ugliest TARDIS in the franchise’s history, beaten only by Chibnall’s death trap. In fact, that’s the first thing I’d change.

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