Fox Kids Spider-Man Returns…in a comic without the show’s head writer

The 1990s Spider-Man from Fox Kids and Saban Entertainment, often referred to as Spider-Man: The Animated Series despite two of the previous three shows with Spider-Man alone in the title ALSO being animated, is my favorite adaptation of Peter Parker and company. It’s too bad “neogenics” didn’t become retconned into the comic origin, though the effect the symbiote had on Peter was, most reinterpretations of the characters were spot-on (why is every so afraid to do Electro properly and what was with Doctor Octopus’ outfit?), and the only thing keeping Christopher Daniel Barnes from being my favorite Peter is Spider-Man Unlimited breaking out Rino Romano. Remember, this isn’t the show I grew up on. I’m an 80s kid. I had reruns of the first cartoon (we never got the 80s cartoon in my area) and Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends on NBC, plus USA Network would do a marathon of the US live-action series (the one without the robot) every Thanksgiving. I miss “Spidermania”.

The show unfortunately ended on a cliffhanger thanks to Sony being a pain in the butt when they got the media license that I assumed was just the movies, but I hear this is what got Spider-Man replaced with Spider-Man Unlimited, which was the better animated show with the best Peter but went in some odd directions to avoid Sony’s issues, a stunt Sony pulled again with getting Peter into the proper MCU. In the show, Peter marries Mary Jane Watson, but it turns out to be a clone created in the manner of Hydro-Man as part of his obsession with MJ. This also would have set up the cartoon’s own version of the Clone Saga (bullet dodged, I guess), but before then the real MJ had fallen through a portal into another dimension. Peter’s quest to find her was interrupted by Madame Web insisting he work with Spider-Men of other realities, with her promise to help find MJ once the multiverse was saved. As Peter leaves on his quest, the show ended.

Fans have always wanted to know how Peter rescues Mary Jane, though I guess today would be the question of if he did. My head cannon has him crossing over to the DCAU for an animated version of a Superman/Spider-Man crossover because I really want an animated Superman/Spider-Man crossover with Tim Daly and Christopher Barnes resuming their roles. I don’t care if they’re alternate comic companies by alternate animation studios both owned by alternate media super conglomerates, if the comics can do crossovers again, I can dream! Well, I’m not getting that, but Spider-Man ’94, a four issue miniseries inspired by the X-Men’s animated return and the cameo with the show’s cast in the finale, does promise to answer whatever happened to Mary Jane Watson.

Except the show’s head writer, John Semper Jr., is not returning.

I certainly have nothing against J.M. DeMatteis. Dude wrote my favorite of the Spider-Man and Batman crossovers and some really good Spider-Man stories. Semper even says DeMatteis did some work for him but I couldn’t find evidence of him writing an episode (or rather Google AI didn’t and looking at the Marvel Database didn’t turn any up). He didn’t even work on the tie-in comic to the show. I see this going…iffy.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Fracture #1

Reality punching again? What did reality do to these people to get punched so often?

Fracture #1

Action Lab Comics (July, 2011)

WRITER: Shawn Gabborin

ARTIST: Chad Cicconi

COLORIST/LETTERER: Dave Dwonch

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BW’s Daily Video> Lilo & Stitch Versus Childhood

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The Personal Star Wars Canon To Me

So yesterday’s topic was indirectly inspired by a recent posting from That Park Place contributor Marvin Montanaro. Today’s article is directly inspired. As a reminder, Kathleen Kennedy gave a speech at BFI Film On Film showing of the original version of Star Wars, without all the special edition additions. That’s funny when you remember the unnecessary additions of the Special Editions, ignoring the amazing effects that were groundbreaking for 1979. The only scene I was happy to see back is Han meeting Jabba, though they already worked around those limitations with the Greedo scene. Speaking of which, it’s also the origin of “Han shot first”. I don’t recall if they put back the Luke and Biggs scene that’s in my old storybook but wasn’t in the movie, but there are photos in the storybook to prove it was filmed. The Special Editions were something fans had been upset about, wanting the original versions back in spite of George Lucas wanting what he considered the definitive version to be the only one ever released on TV, streaming, home video, and re-releases from then on. This is also the only thing fans would be happy about if it were a public release.

It’s no secret that since moving to Disney a lot of questionable decisions have ruined Star Wars for people who grew up on the story. Don’t blame it on the new cast. While the novels had a better transition to Han and Leia’s kids and a brighter future for Luke, other stories took place in other parts of the Star Wars Galaxy and others took place in the past, both featuring none of the cast, not even Wedge Antilles, who was just a recurring name in the trilogy but managed to get extended stories of his own because he survived longer than poor Porkins. The classic fanbase has declared Disney as non-canon as Disney declared the extended universe, now reprinted as “Legends”. So other people have a different personal canon.

Mine is actually rather short. Having only read a handful of novels and comics, watched most of the cartoons, and heard none of the audio dramas, my list of canon is by nature shorter. Even with video games, one I know via watching someone else play it and the only ones I’ve played myself are the old arcade vector graphics name that was ahead of its time and the Atari 800 Death Star Battle game based on the third movie. So if your favorite is on the list, don’t yell at me. I may not have seen it. What follows in the wake of Disney’s disasters are the media I consider Star Wars at this time because to me it feels like Star Wars.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Sonic The Hedgehog #96

“I’ve got something in my teeth.”

Sonic The Hedgehog #96

Archie Comics Publications (June, 2001)

COLORIST: Frank Gagliardo

EDITOR: Justin “J.F.” Gabrie

“The Messenger”

WRITER: Karl Bollers

PENCILER: Nelson Ribeiro

INKERS: Pam Eklund & Jim Amash

LETTERER: Jeff Powell

Knuckles: “The Chosen One”

WRITER/INKER: Ken Penders

PENCILER: Ron Lim

LETTERER: Vickie Williams

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BW’s Daily Video> Top 10 Disney Star Wars Failures

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The “Better Idea” People And The Destruction Of Franchises

I can pull two articles out of one news story. I haven’t gone over this first one as a primary topic in a while.

Kathleen Kennedy was at a recent showing of the original, non-special edition version of the first Star Wars. What’s interesting here is Kennedy’s comments that, to quote the article:

“I really think that now we’re in a position where it’s broadened the possibility of stories and filmmakers we can bring in to tell stories that mean something to them,” she said. “It doesn’t necessarily have to connect to every little thing that’s been done in Star Wars; it can actually be a standalone story that then builds into many many other stories.”

This is after Mark Hamill cut remaining ties with DisneyFilm recently, an empty gesture given the only living characters among the original cast are played by dead actors except for Lando and C-3PO. Luke’s dead, so’s Han and Ackbar, and Chewbacca had to be reworked back into being alive. Meanwhile Carrie Fisher, Peter Mayhew, James Earl Jones, Kenny Baker (who role could be replaced with a real robot according to what I’ve seen at cons and the fact that BB-8 IS “played” by a robot), Alec Guinness, and Peter Cushing are all deceased while only Vader and Tarkin are dead in continuity. All this confirms is that New Star Wars will now reflect not the world that survived through six movies, four cartoons (pre-Disney, though one happened during the change over), three TV movies, and a ton+ of books, novels, and video games, but the world Kathleen Kennedy envisions, or Dave Filoni as the two fight over which of their daughters are going to be the new face of Star Wars. Of course they aren’t going to follow what Lucas created (and not doing so is WHY Hamill dropped out for even future flashback and Force Ghost appearances) but their “better idea”, which gets this article on topic while setting up a future one (possibly tomorrow’s depending on available topics).

So many complaints about “woke SJW activists” taking over franchises are out there that the real problem, or at least the reason the culture warriors were able to take over, comes not just from Hollywood types who want to look like allies to live their grandparents’ “glory days” of fighting for a cause (forgetting the cause wasn’t the fight but creating what they saw as a better world), but creators who insisted they had better ideas than their predecessors and opted to change all the things so that the popular thing was now what THEY wanted it to be, not what fans had come to love. This nonsense predates the current push of the culture warriors, but when you combine that ego with the ego of the modern activist the problem gets worse. And as I’ve said before, the fans are responsible for letting it happen.

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