Finally Watched…Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts

Time for another one of the banked reviews.

After the Michael Bay movies I was ready to write off the live-action Transformers movies, and then Bumblebee dropped. It showed what you can do with a live-action Transformers when have a director who is interested in more than flash. It was a better balance between G1 cartoon and the needs of live action without looking like junkpiles who move by transforming. You can check out that Finally Watched review for my full thoughts.

So with less dread than before I decided to give the latest one a look: Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts. This movie introduces a new take on the Maximals, the Beast Wars characters, to the movieverse. Will it follow the movie that came before it or go back to the ones I rage quit after the fourth one and never looked back?

RELEASE DATE: 2023
RELEASED BY: Paramount Pictures
RUNTIME: 2 hours, 7 minutes
RATING: PG-13
VIEWING SOURCE FOR THIS REVIEW: MGM+ Hits, which we had for a while
STARRING: Anthony Ramos, Dean Scott Vazquez, Luna Lauren Valdez, Peter Cullen, Ron Perlman, Peter Dinklage, and that damn “Bumblebee has to talk through his radio because he can’t talk” bullcrap! And by the way, IMDB, burying the voice actors of the important characters in your movie simply because they aren’t physically present is a jerk movie. YOU DO NOT LIST OPTIMUS PRIME BELOW THE ONE SCENE SECURITY GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCREENWRITERS: Joby Harold, Darnell Metayer, and Josh Peters
DIRECTOR: Steven Capel, Jr
BOX OFFICE: $157,066,392 domestic, $438,966,392 worldwide gross, according to IMDB
ESTIMATED BUDGET: $200,000,000 according to IMDB

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Captain Atom #83

Cap’s firework display went a bit wrong.

Captain Atom #83

Charlton Comics Group (November, 1966)

“Finally Falls The Mighty”

PLOT/PENCILER: Steve Ditko

WRITER: David A. Kaler

INKER: Rocke Mastroserio

The New Blue Beetle

CONCEPT/ART: Steve Ditko

WRITER: Gary Friedrich

[Read along with me here]

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BW’s Daily Video> When You Forget Your Butler’s Name

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WARNING: May not work on American butlers, but I’m poor so I wouldn’t know.

The Fallout From Amazon Prime’s Fallout

This seems to be the week were I spend too much time talking about things I haven’t watched or read because someone said something stupid. So for the record…I have not watched Amazon Prime’s Fallout, nor have I played the games because only post-apocalypse story I ever enjoyed was Thundarr The Barbarian. The games may be good, and given their reputation probably are. The show may be good, and an article I’ll be pointing to later even says it’s one of Amazon Prime’s better adaptations.

That’s faint praise, mind you. Between Tolkien, the Wheel Of Time series, and grabbing the abandoned Batman cartoon that seems to treat adaptation as a way to use branding to push their own stories or “do it better than the original”, a foolish notion often shared with Netflix and their approach to live-action adaptations of anime. So any accuracy at this point is probably going to get praise from the fanbase. However, while a one-to-one adaptation between formats is nearly impossible, especially from a first person interactive experience like the Fallout games, there are still rules to follow, and while it sounds like they hit more targets than normal, I’ve also heard complaints about the flaws in the series as a narrative as well as an adaptation.

The first article we’re examining comes from the Fallout showrunners being interviewed about their show. In it they’re asked about adapting a video game to television, and they made a few of the same errors made when discussing the Twisted Metal adaptation that was apparently less faithful to the source material, another property I know nothing about but was able to research pretty easily, unlike the showrunners. So remember, I’m not judging the show on any level. I’m only looking at what the showrunners said about the loose parts of the adaptations and going “well actually…”, so if you’re turned off by that I have better articles here for you to check out. Or if you just want to know what they said, keep reading.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Max Rogers #2

I already did the action figure joke last issue.

Max Rogers #2

John Dorsey Communications (February, 2013)

“Kaboom!!!”

WRITER/ARTIST: John Dorsey

I tried some other formats that Drive Thru Comics offered but none of them could rescale to read this properly. That will make more sense in the review.

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BW’s Daily Video> 10 MCU Storylines The Comics Did Better

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So I Hear The X-Men Went Psycho…

I’ve never been a huge X-Men fan. Even the original Fox Kids cartoon didn’t do much for me, so the relaunch didn’t make me miss Disney+. I hope that’s not a theme this week, but I saw an article from Bounding Into Comics where Tom Brevoort, incoming editor to the X-Books took a shot at the “Krakoa era” finale and showed that he may understand superheroes whatever his current political commentary may say. I haven’t heard anything direct, but TwitterX had turned everyone into cultural experts and activists.

Anyway, the article. Brevoort voiced his disproval for what outgoing editor Jordan D. White allowed to happen during the Krakoa Era, where all the mutants went to a private island (which is a leftover from an old horror comic story from Marvel about a living island) to get away from humanity and slowly lost their own in the process. In short, the X-Men became the Inhumans, born with great powers and cutting themselves off from society. Brevoort’s specific argument was on how the X-Men responded to an attack by some group called Orchis, an anti-mutant fantic group that tried to wipe them all out. That’s the limits of what I know outside of Just Some Guy and Comics By Perch videos on YouTube because I only watched those out of curiosity.

I’m here less to talk about the specifics about the era I didn’t pay attention to and focus on what Brevoort said about the choices made by the editor before him and the writers about why he opposed the X-Men’s gleeful killing of the extremists regardless of what they did to the Krakoan mutants. He was not happy with the turn of events, but critics of the Krakoa period didn’t like anything they did, from the “plant clones” of killed mutants to that one-shot story with Nature Girl killing a store clerk in Nevada after finding a turtle in the Pacific Ocean choking on a bad from that store and blaming the landlocked bagger…and the comic insisting she was in the right. That’s the worse crime I know of from this period, but Brevoort has other opinions.

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