Saturday Night Showcase> Big Trouble In Little China

Chinese gangs and ancient wizards beware. Jack Burton is in Chinatown, San Francisco, California, USA!

Big Trouble In Little China is a 1986 movie that has gained a cult following for being awesome in the most fun way possible. Kurt Russell is truck driver Jack Burton. Agreeing to help his friend Wang pick up his fiance, Miao Yin, from the airport, Jack and Wang are dragged into a world of dark magic when agents of David Lo-Pan kidnap Wang’s girl after Jack stops them from grabbing their intended target, who was in the care of a lawyer named Gracie. (The girl won’t matter to story past that.) All Lo-Pan wants is a girl with green eyes as part of a ritual to regain his flesh and blood body after 2000 years. I’m with Jack, if she doesn’t need to be Chinese, why DID it take so long? They add Gracie to the ritual and she’s American. Not even Chinese-American, the “descended from some European country” American.

Now Jack will stumble and fight his way (mostly stumble) to help Wang retrieve his girl and well as rescue his own lady. Oh, not Gracie; they also took his rig, the Porkchop Express. At least Jack knows a truck isn’t as important as a human life, so he’ll help Gracie, too.

I don’t know if the YouTube version is region locked. Tubi also has it available in the US, but this link doesn’t work for you, either, you really need to see this movie.  Also, YouTube made it so you have to go to the site itself to watch it, which I didn’t know until it was too late to look for everything else. I hate that! They’re still making all the ad revenue so I don’t see the point. That’s why I put the trailer up to help convince you. There’s also the music video I posted a couple of weeks ago that led to me finding out this was available for Showcasing. Enjoy.

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BW’s Saturday Article Link> The Future Of Free Comic Book Day

With Diamond Comics Distributors having a long overdue demise (after using shenanigans to kill off better distributors like Advance Comics–no, I haven’t forgotten), there was a question of what would become of Free Comic Book Day, the annual free comics event they sponsored. Worries are (hopefully) over, as a new distributor has taken over the event. Whether or not this includes Halloween ComicFest, the October version of Free Comic Book Day we’ll have to wait to see. If it’s too late for this year, maybe next year?

CBS Transformers> The First Draft part 3: Here Come The Autobots

Previously in the first attempt to bring Transformers to CBS Saturday mornings:

Tens of years ago on a planet not called Cybertron, mechanical lifeforms formed because the gravity was too high for biology or something. On this unnamed world, the heroic Autobots managed to completely wipe out their ancient enemies, the Decepticons. However, Megatron and a group of his minions–the treacherous Soundwave and his loyal avian companion Buzzsaw, the bitter fembot Starscream, the silent red warrior Thundercracker, and the hate-filled Skywarp–came to Earth as glowing energy orbs, taking over Earth machine to transform into their new bodies. Their mission: give a new robot a body each week for their old enemies to blow up again.

This time we’re looking at the Autobots. Instead of the army we got in the series we only get a similar handful of character. It worked for Beast Wars around a decade later. I’m curious how the other Autobot figures would get involved if this is a villain of the week series with only 13 episodes to play with. Already we had characters fall by the wayside in what we got, but could there be more toys not represented in the show? How do the Autobots get there. And fitting with CBS’s insistence of token obligatory girl characters, which of our heroes is joining Starscream as a gender swap? Find out now in part three of CBS Transformers: The First Draft.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Planet Comics #1

“It’s not my fault you didn’t get your tickets on time. Take the next bus.”

Planet Comics #1

Love Romances Publishing Company (January, 1940)

Because that’s a name that screams Buck Rogers/Flash Gordon style sci-fi action. It’s the same people who gave us Fight Comics and Jungle Comics, and those did indeed have fights and jungles in them. I don’t know why neither of them have the same publisher name and how this one got the romance sounding publisher. So I guess this one will have a lot of planet.  How many times will it be the one we live on? Let’s check it out. I’m using a second scanning that looks like the someone “fixed” the colors, as they’re brighter than any of the scans I’ve seen from Comic Book Plus thus far. So if that’s not to your taste, and they do at least seem to have the colors more accurate than most modern fixes, I’ll link to both, as the other one is just a straight-up scan with no extra work.

[Read along with me here, or alternately here if the first one was too brightly colored]

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BW’s Daily Video> Saturday Morning Watchmen

I could have sworn I posted this but I can’t find it. I even have the title card in my media library! Have to fix that.

Catch more from Harry Partridge on YouTube

Admittedly I would have watched that as a kid. Not sure about the “giving you cancer” part. @#$% cancer!

The Current State Of Assassin’s Creed From An Outside Perspective

Update added the following afternoon:

The original Assassin’s Creed concept was a man in the future who had to learn the skills of his ancestors via ancestral memory in his DNA or something to fight against the Knights Templar, and actual Catholic group that has suffered bad PR ever since Dan Brown’s book The DaVinci Code, if not sooner. However, fans found themselves preferring the stages set in the past, and thus the only remaining science fiction aspect were the various artifacts the Assassin’s Guild tried to keep out of the hands of the Templars to protect the world. Yes, the murderers were the good guys and the villains were Catholics. You imagine that I, as a non-denominational Christian raised in a Catholic family and raised on heroes who found non-killing solutions to stopping evil, am not the target audience. Take anything I say here with that in mind. I ain’t playing this thing regardless and I have no eagle in this fight. I’m just a fan of storytelling who has been confused with Ubisoft’s mindset starting with the most recent game, Shadows. I did a few articles on that whole nonsense, but here’s some NEW nonsense.

Game File is reporting that Ubisoft canceled their next idea for an Assassin’s Creed game in light of the response to Shadows. While there is no name attached, the game would have been set after the US Civil War, a period no doubt discussed often in France (the country Ubisoft is based in) and taught in French schools due to the importance to French history. It would have followed a just freed slave since the anti-slave North had won the war, for those you who weren’t there that day. That Park Place allegedly got past the paywall and read the whole thing, but there is a bit of commentary in there. Heck, there’s a bunch of commentary right here, so you should be ready for it anyway.

This does sound like it could be a good game…in a different time and place, and not in light of some of Ubisoft’s recent decisions, like adding a black character to a game that shouldn’t have had one, while making a concept long desired by the fans turn into a monkey’s paw as they went for political points. So would this game be any good? Clearly the best people to talk about the biggest race-related event in US history…

The creative team behind Assassin’s Creed: Shadows.

…is an army of the whitest French people they could put together.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> In-Flight Service #1

I know there’s an airline joke I should be making right now.

In-Flight Service #1

About Time Comics (2014)

STORY: Lee Jiles & Peter McLeod (writer)

ARTIST: Youmin Park

COVER PENCILER: Oski Yanez

COVER INKER: Eric Dotson

COVER COLORIST: Nate Tingen

FRONT COVER ART: Neil Chenier

LOGO DESIGN: Eric Bowen

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