Barney The Dinosaur The Latest Anti-Kids Victim

Is that title overdoing it? Maybe, but it’s not necessarily clickbait either. Look at recent history.

  • The Banana Splits are turned into Five Nights At Freddy’s by having the costumes come to life and kill people because they’re mad their show’s canceled. (Make sure the Banana Splits movie you show your kids is the one where they turn into cartoon characters to save a young friend and not the slasher movie.)
  • Dora The Explorer gets her own movie and it’s about how she falsely believes she’s a TV/game character so everyone thinks she’s gone crazy.
  • As soon as the original A.A. Milne version of Winnie The Pooh goes into public domain we get a slasher movie where a guy in a Pooh costume goes psycho.
  • That’s not counting the other kids properties made into adult properties like Transformers or GI Joe.

Now add Barney the purple dinosaur to the list. Apparently Mattel, the same people who approved a Barbie movie that ignores previous Barbie media in favor of what appears to be a cynical take on Barbie’s world versus “reality”, are ready to put out an “A24-type” take on Barney and presumably his three young dino friends. Because as we all know Barney doesn’t get enough abuse from the over-preschool crowd who want to show you how adult they are by trashing a show for little kids.

Why can’t I see some GOOD news about adapting a kids property anymore?

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Scratch9 FCBD 2013

As long as they don’t start singing about memories.

Scratch9 Free Comic Book Day 2013

Hermes Press (2013)

Originally published as Scratch9 #1; Ape Entertainment (September, 2010)

“The Pet Project” part 1

WRITER/CREATOR: Rob W. Worley

ARTIST: Jason T. Kruse

COVER ARTIST: Armand Villavert, Jr

INTERIOR COLORS: Digikore Studios

COVER COLORIST: Joshua Buchanan

LETTERER: Bill Tortolini

LOGO DESIGN: Patrick Coyle

ORIGINAL COMIC EDITOR: Jason M. Burns

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BW’s Daily Video> Medieval Swearing

Technically there is swearing in this. Which should have been obvious from the title. However, the heavy modern stuff is censored so it’s more ye ol’ swearing.

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When The “Cool Kids” Are The Wrong Audience

Everytime I think about the “cool kids” that song’s chorus enters my head.

Even in a small high school like the one I went to you had your cliques. Ours got along mostly well…not counting the bullies and my people of course…but every school has their “cool kids”, the ones everyone wishes they were. Ours actually were cool and were nice to everyone, including myself, but we didn’t exactly have a large class compared to the cities. Of course we usually grow out of such things. The “nerds”, “jocks”, “artists”, “geeks”, “partiers” and what have you just become people with certain hobbies, interests, and lifestyles.

And then there’s Hollywood.

Hollywood-types still want to be the ones everyone loves and to have their inflated egos stroked, and that mentality has infected other media types, especially as corporate Hollywood has taken over so many geek culture sources. Despite how important geeks and nerds have become to our culture and way of life (for example, look at what you’re reading this on and convince me geeks weren’t somehow involved in it’s creation besides the dope writing this article you’re reading) the Hollywood mentality still wants to toss them aside. The science fiction fans, the animation lovers, and fantasy enthusiasts has been dumped on as a genre for years outside of books and games. Fantasy has never really been given a seat at the table with Westerns, rom-coms, dramas, horror, and to a lesser extent sci-fi. Superheroes, which would be part of the hybrid genre “science fantasy”, are the latest targets of the “cool kids”. I’ve mentioned them before but unlike the “everything for meeeeeeeeee” crowd, self-important backsides who insist everything popular must cater to their tastes, preferences, and worldviews, I’ve never really identified what the term “cool kids” as I use it in these articles means.

During Monday’s “Morning Nonsense” stream over at Literature Devil’s YouTube channel, I mentioned the fact that writers, editors, and producers are playing to the “cool kids” and he identified one group of what that term entails. The thing is different kinds of creators target their own “cool kids”, aka the ones that they want to most get the love and praise (and money) from. So let’s go over the various types of “cool kids”, who is targeting them, and why in some cases they’re making a mistake by targeting the wrong audience. I’m not putting down any of these groups, mind you. Everybody has a right to be entertained. It’s just that they aren’t the only ones.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Knuckles: The Dark Legion #1

“The crop dusters are revolting!”

Knuckles: The Dark Legion #1

Archie Comics (April, 1997)

WRITERS: Ken Penders & Kent Taylor

ARTISTS: Manny Galan & Andrew Pepoy

COLORIST: Karl Boilers

LETTERER: Jeff Powell

EDITOR: J. Freddy Gabrie

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BW’s Daily Video> The Success Of Mascot Horror Games

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To me it’s like the rash of evil clowns in fiction. I like clowns. As a kid when we would go to a party at Chuck E Cheese I loved the animatronics, and sometimes fed more tokens into them than the games (I had an arcade in town, not animatronic anthropomorphic musicians). I just can’t see them as scary enough to warrant all the hostility with so little pushback.

BW’s Annual Posted Reading Of The Declaration Of Independence

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He isn’t just the reader, but also did the artwork in the video.

Happy Independence Day to my fellow Americans. I hope it was safe, fun, and that you remembered why we gather every July 4th. It’s the birthday of the United States, free to follow our own journey with a government by, for, and of the people rather than a ruling class. This is our goal, and though we haven’t always been a perfect people (to put it mildly) we strive to make a better tomorrow, even when we don’t always agree what that is. Obviously I’m a bit biased because I was born here, but America is a great country. We aren’t better than everyone else, but there is a reason so many risk their lives to come here. God bless America.

Back to the usual storytelling stuff tomorrow.