BW’s Filler Video> Ferris Bueller’s Still A Villain

Look at that smug little punk! Ferris Bueller is a villain, and it takes a villain to know one. Granted I’ve only worked for a supervillain (or possibly two given a couple of my later bosses) in my Reviewers Unknown days. So I found another one.

In the video below, the Spoony One’s mad scientist nemesis/roommate Doctor Insano takes a shot at reviewing Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. I figured since I’m doing a backlog slowdown (and I’m off to a good start on that, by the way) I’d do a theme of trashing this two-bit con artist who only cares about himself and his own fun, manipulating the love and support of others and ruining lives of anyone not him without any concern even for his supposed friends…and he gets away with it because the movie thinks he’s a hero for doing what the audience wishes they could.

For some reason this video isn’t up at Noah Antweiler’s YouTube channel and I even checked his Counter Monkey YouTube channel of tales from the RPGs he’s played in, so I have to use a third-party upload. Note that there is swearing.

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BW’s Daily Article Link> Why Ferris Bueller Is A Bad Movie

I’m taking two shots at this movie during my slowdown. The first comes in the usual daily quickpost spot where I link to this article by Bleeding Fool’s Spoot Lepidus (is that a screenname?) going over how big a jerk Ferris actually is. If that’s not enough, either because you don’t like his worldview or something, come back tonight as I thrown on a video by a supervillain with an opposing worldview that should confirm it.

Why trash a supposed 80s classic? Because I hate this movie’s “hero” as well, and for the same reasons seen in this article and tonight’s video. For now, back to the backlogged projects.

BW Article Link> How To Write Good Diversity

Remember when Star Trek actually taught this?

Diversity. What should be just another part of writing something resembling our world, just with monsters, aliens, people in spandex flying around punching each other, mad scientists, wizards and sorceresses, and people who have and probably never will exist has somehow become a buzzword or sometimes even a shield against proclaiming a story bad. At the same time it can feel like a buzzword for “this is going to be ‘woke’ garbage”, even by members of the group the story claims to be representing. Surprisingly nobody is part of a hivemind based on race, gender, or even shared values. Not every Christian agrees with each other on every topic, even the big ones like abortion.

So how do we get good representation AND good storytelling. Can we? Since I’m doing a slowdown this week to get some backlogged projects caught up (and my apologies to the new subscribers that just started following me this weekend–I promise if I’m not back by Friday there will be a Saturday Night Showcase and return to form on Monday) I’m not going to leave you without articles to read. I’ll just tap other people’s articles, like author James Harrington discussing how to do better diversity in your stories, so you have representation AND good writing. Don’t you think these groups that supposedly are underrepresented deserve to have good stories instead of garbage that wouldn’t work if the protagonist was a straight white male?

BW’s Daily Video> Was The Transformers Show More Than A Toy Commercial?

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I’d also like to point out that toys were made based on TV shows, even in the 1980s when shows based on toys were finally allowed. The reason kids wanted a Star Trek or Six Million Dollar Man toy was because they really liked the show and wanted to play those adventures, long before there ever was an adult collector market for such things. Meanwhile shows like ThunderCats and The Centurions were show first and the toys were intended to help fund the show. So the only way those shows would sell toys is if the show was so good kids wanted to play further adventures with or as those characters or in that world. If anything a quality show should be more important to those shows than if they weren’t “toy commercials”. It’s why we remember MASK and not Vor-Tech.

Chapter By Chapter> Batman: Knightfall part 2 chapters 4 & 5

Chapter By Chapter (usually) features me reading one chapter of the selected book at a time and reviewing it as if I were reviewing an episode of a TV show or an issue of a comic. There will be spoilers if you haven’t read to the point I have, and if you’ve read further I ask that you don’t spoil anything further into the book. Think of it as read-along book club.

PART 2: KNIGHTQUEST

In our last installment we saw Jean Paul Valley’s first night on the job as Back-Up Batman and…there are concerns. The man was trained by lunatics following the teachings of a false saint. Having issues should surprise nobody…except Alfred and Bruce, apparently. I’d say “hopefully things go better this time around” but that miss the point of this storyline, to show readers what a kill-happy Batman would actually be like and why Bruce doesn’t want to be that Batman.

I have to wonder how long have they been planning this storyline? Bane was created just for this story but managed to stay around and is more memorable than Cyborg Superman Hank Henshaw easily. Perhaps using TWO existing superhero names didn’t help old Hank? Azrael was created before this story but were he and the Order Of St. Dumas created before this idea? If Bane isn’t going to be the main villain and they need to explain why Dick Grayson wasn’t called back to be Back-Up Batman the origin of Jean Paul Valley, a man trained in the ways of the Order by someone who was not quite in sync with the Order, would have to be explained. It’s like when Grimlock was put in command of the Autobots for a while. Bob Budiansky in the US Marvel comics created a scenario where Grimlock showed on the surface that he had the right qualities but then he started the job and proved it was the bad idea we suspected.

So was the whole Azrael thing created as set-up to “Knightfall” or did they see a previously made character that could fit into this story? Something to ponder as we go into the next duo of chapters.

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Today’s Comic> Street Fighter 6 Free Comic Book Day 2023

“Thank you for using deodorant!”

Street Fighter 6 #0

Udon Studios (May, 2013)

“Juri Vs. Kimberly”

WRITER/LETTERER:  Matt Moylan

ARTIST: Genzoman

“Street Detective”

STORY: Capcom

ARTIST: Edwin Huang

LETTERING: Andworld Design

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BW’s Daily Video> Steven Seagal Is…John Wick?

And just the trailer

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