The Many, MANY Intros Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Live-Action One

Not that ninjas from space isn’t cool, but it’s not their origin.

And that was before the upcoming movie…wait a minute! I already did this one as part of the My Not-So-Favorite Intros series. So I can move on to…what? Updated information? Showcasing the UK version because that’s how this series works? Really? Aw shell!

Fine. Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation was Saban’s attempt at trying to do something other than Power Rangers…sort of. Power Rangers, VR Troopers, Masked Rider, and the Beetleborgs had their adventures formed from a mix of Japanese and US footage to create a new show. VR Troopers was put into syndication because some adults got upset about the action in the various Power Rangers shows leading to kids getting hurt playing the adventures. Because as we all know no child ever got hurt role playing characters before Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers came out. While this was the reason given for the lightened tone of Masked Rider and the two Beetleborgs shows…nothing really changed on Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, so I’m a bit suspicious.

At any rate, Saban’s next two shows technically kept the Sentai formula without any Japanese footage. Mystic Knights Of Tir Na Nog, who’s intro is so bland it’s not worth any of my intro series, was essentially Power Rangers in a Scottish fantasy realm. Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation already had four Turtles but because Saban was diverse before diverse was shoved down our throats they tossed in a girl Turtle rather than have April or Mona Lisa from the cartoon show up. It was also the first time they stated that the Turtles weren’t related, just in case they wanted to put Venus (original name Mei Pieh Chi, which was too hard for these idiot versions of the boys to say so rather than look up an artist they went with a broken armed statue of a naked woman) into a romance with one of the boys. My money’s on Leonardo, but we aren’t here to talk about how terrible the show was.

Phelous on YouTube already did an episode by episode look at the show or my old Reviewers Unknown colleague The Rowdy Reviewer did an overview if you want to get the jist of why it was crap. Rowdy also did a retrospective on the franchise with a deeper look at the live-action show, and if he can talk about the Next Mutilation twice, I guess I can, too. So…intro!

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Stan Sakai Builds Characters

“Let’s see Kenshin pull this off.”

Stan Sakai Builds Characters

Dark Horse Comics (June, 2015)

This is an anthology series featuring some of Sakai’s work for Dark Horse. It’s the fourth in a series of “Dark Horse Builds Characters” tributes to indie creators’ with numerous great stories under their belts. With five stories, three of which involves his most famous character of rabbit samurai Usagi Yojimbo, I’m just going to speed through these reviews.

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Why Superheroes Keep Their Secret Identity From Their Friends

No, this isn’t me going on another My Adventures With Superman commentary. I’ve said my peace on that and why I personally have no interest in it, and it doesn’t look like that’s changing. I’m sure Casually Comics is putting together a history of Lois learning Clark is Superman (or trying to learn–one of the recurring Silver Age stories is Lois trying to do stupid things to prove Clark is Superman only to look like an idiot) right now. I will say that in the fifth episode of a show in which they’re both interns and not reporters, have known each other maybe a few months tops in-universe, and as Clark noted she’s always out to expose Superman’s secrets–and the girl has a history of NOT trusting Clark will help her without lying–this is all happening way too soon. They couldn’t possibly have the time to trust each other the way previous versions of the characters have in continuities that have lasted longer. Watching the romance develop is more interesting that BOOM! LOVE! that the show is going for.

All that over with it’s still not the best “Clark tells Lois the truth” scene in Superman fiction. This is.

That never stops being funny.

Instead I want to look into Superman’s motivation, and that of other superheroes, as to why they keep the identity a secret from their loved ones. Some years ago I already posted a debate between Scott Niswander back when NerdSync was Comic Misconceptions and Ricky of Stewdippen about whether or not a superhero should even have a secret identity. My point of view, as voiced there, hasn’t changed.

So what do I think? If I had superpowers I’d probably follow Scott’s advice and go the secret identity route. It would be easier to go shopping without the paparazzi, have my deed do all the speaking, except when I did some public speaking somewhere which is where I tell the kids anyone can do it, the symbol can be more powerful (depending how I “brand” myself), and keeping my family safer from criminals or rouge government agents is a good thing. Plus it would be kind of fun keeping it a secret, except for a select few because you know I support a support network of non super friends to keep me human instead of pseudo-god.

I could go more into that in the future but shouldn’t you tell all your family and friends you’re a superhero so you don’t have to have to keep coming up with excuses? Well, like the secret identity itself it varies from hero to hero and I could do a whole series going into why each hero maintains a secret identity. Why you don’t tell everyone you know is what’s interesting me at the moment.

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Literature Devil Reviews Rippaverse’s Isom #1

 

Sample page from Isom #1

Sorry, folks. Today took another shot at me and won. I’m hoping tomorrow will be different but I have two topics plus the continuing Ninja Turtles intro series to fit into two days. Something’s going to lose. So here’s more filler. Again, sorry.

Isom #1, the first graphic novel from Eric July and his Rippaverse Comics, has taken a lot of heat for critics not because of the story but because of July’s political beliefs, going around the usual system to use the internet to his advantage, and even some of his choices in creators who have been “canceled” by the usual suspects who believe you should drop dead rather than disagree with them. That’s the problem with extremist movements. They not only hurt their own cause by giving their opponents something to use against them, but also ruin everything in the process. At every step, July has been forthcoming, honest, and apologetic when it comes to delays, early website issues, and the things going right that is making him quite successful…at least out of the gate. This is still a new company and despite his business history, his media history, and his desires we’ll have to see if things pan out. I mentioned after the announcement that this will not be an easy journey, but July’s doing his best and his second volume has at least done as well as his first.

The only real question is whether or not the first volume is actually any good. Since my lack of funds makes it hard to find out I’ll go to someone I trust to give a fair assessment. The Literature Devil just released his review of the first volume to coincide with the beginning distribution of the second. Here are his thoughts, and note that spoilers are incoming.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Sonic The Hedgehog #47

“Sal, you have to wait until AFTER I tie on the bungie cord!”

Sonic The Hedgehog #47

Archie Comics Publications (June, 1997)

“Endgame” part 1: “Taking The Fall”

WRITER: Ken Penders

PENCILER: Art Mawhinney

INKER: Pam Eklund

COLORIST: Barry Grossman

LETTERER: Jeff Powell

EDITOR: J. Freddy Gabrie

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