Jake & Leon #651> Away Care

Not in a joke mood this week, so you get touching. Don’t worry, it won’t be normal.

No Clutter Reports this week of course, and let’s just say this comic hints as to why. I’m also getting good news each day but not the report I really want.

Somehow I managed to get stuff made for this past week but next week may offer the same distractions, so I’m going to be playing everything by ear. I did manage to get this week’s Chapter By Chapter review of Tom Clancy’s Op-Center: Mirror Image done for this week, and with two really short chapters, which is how this is going to go for the next few weeks. Otherwise, what comes out depends on events. If I miss a day or a post, I’m not going to sweat over it because I have bigger priorities at the moment. Whether or not I get the full schedule out I will have something during the week you’ll hopefully enjoy.

Have a great week, everyone.

Saturday Night Showcase> Marvel Rising: A Better Ironheart Introduction

Riri Williams. Brian Michael Bendis created her as a tribute to his daughter the same way Miles Morales was created for his daughter. (He’s white, they’re adopted, otherwise nobody cares. They’re his kids. Deal with it!) Unfortunately his son got the lucky break. Miles was created in an alternate universe and wasn’t going to replace Peter Parker. Riri was also a victim of timing, the “woke DEI” era started around the time she debuted, and trying to use her to replace Tony “Iron Man” Stark was…not well received. It doesn’t help that her origin and backstory were ignored, a potential “core wound” was ignored, and her personality…well, to describe it requires language I usually avoid. Let’s just say nobody really liked her if they actually read comics.

Sadly this was the time Marvel Studios decided to get something right about the character for the first time since Captain Marvel at least. Ironheart’s Disney Plus series made her self-serving. obnoxious, and just plain unlikable as she came off more like a villain than a hero. Again, this what writers past Bendis did with her, not that what he did helped win people over. Basically, while Spider-Miles is well received when they aren’t trying to convince us he’s just Black Spider-Man instead of forming his own identity, Iron Riri is not. Could someone do the character better?

Marvel Rising is a series of specials from Disney XD that tried to bring the younger, more diverse new characters together along with Lockjaw of the Inhumans and Pet Avengers, but said “how do we make these super DEI hires into good characters instead of stereotype stand-ins for [insert race/gender group here]”. I talked about the show when it first came out, reworking “Spider-Gwen’s” origin and giving her the name Ghost-Spider, which has stuck in comics and further interpretations. I happened to see some clips of Riri in action in the story “Heart Of Iron”, the second “official” special (the Disney Fandom wiki doesn’t refer to the first two as specials). By this point the Secret Warriors are formed saved for Riri, who debuts here, but are still green as heroes and a team. Led by Quake, a SHIELD agent Johnson, the team consists of Ghost-Spider and her new origin, Ms. Marvel (of course), some guy named Dante who goes by Inferno, a less ugly version of the body positive redesign of Squirrel Girl (squirrels aren’t overweight and neither was she when she debuted in comics), America Chavez, and Patriot.

In this story Riri is actually affected by her stepfather’s death (a car accident instead of a drive-by shooting because kids show), and though Natalie is still alive she’ll be out of her life soon as Riri wants to build a suit not for the glory but because she wants to help people and has to create her own superpower, not forcing her teacher to tell her what she can’t be because she misunderstood a quote about what drove Sally Ride to become an astronaut. She’s actually someone you can feel sorry for as she undergoes an actual character arc. Meanwhile, Quake is having a crisis of faith in herself after a battle with Hala, a Kree warrior seeking the power to go home and destroy the planet. Without Captain Marvel, do our heroes stand a chance? Can Riri Williams actually be a GOOD character (in more ways than one)? Find out and enjoy.

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BW’s Saturday Article Link> The Plotlines The MCU Forgot

With the appearance that Marvel Studios is going to (again) go against Marvel Comics and reboot the universe DC Comics style to reset the actors, Billy Oduory at Bounding Into Comics lists 10 plot threads Disney Marvel forgot, partly because there are MCU productions they want to bury from the dwindling fanbase’s memories. Will we learn the answers before the supposedly sacred timeline goes away?

The Many Intros Of Iron Man

I wouldn’t do another Many Intros article this soon after the last one but the fewer distractions I have this week and next the better, and I can’t believe it took me this long to do an Iron Man intro-spective. Iron Man is my favorite Marvel superhero, so seeing him ruined with everyone else thanks to activists and “better idea” people makes me sad. Still, this is the world I live in.

The movie that started the Marvel Cinematic Universe may be the first live-action Iron Man, depending on your point of view with parade floats and Toys R Us appearances, but it wasn’t even the first Iron Man movie. Animation gave us that as well as a number of TV shows. For the purposes of this two-parter I’m not talking about the Avengers or their various duplications. Like the Superfriends/Justice League intros that deserves its own article. Just Iron Man alone has had a number of solo titled series, giving old Shellhead a new audience outside of the comics. In each of them Tony Stark was Iron Man, though Rhodey would be War Machine in another.

I have enough to split them into two parts, including the upcoming series, and I decided splitting them up into adult Tony and kid/teen Tony was the best way to go. That will make the next one kind of short, but a number of these intros are short, so it fits. Let’s start with the very first Iron Man cartoon. You might know this one.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Blue Ribbon Comics #3

I wonder if that’s what all those pouches were for in the 1990s?

Blue Ribbon Comics #3

M.L.J. Magazines, Inc (January, 1940)

Okay, Blue Ribbon Comics, you’ve got two strikes and the next ball is coming down the field. The last two issues have not had any really interesting stories, so this is kind of your last chance. If you don’t impress me with this issue’s stories I’m done with the comic. There’s a lot of Golden Age anthologies to go through and you’re really going to have to bring at least a B game to hold my attention. Will it? Let’s read and find out.

[Read along with me here]

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BW’s Daily Video> The Naked Gun – Are We Allowed To Laugh Again?

NOTE: Drunken Scotsman swears a bit. Also, minor spoilers for the rebooted Naked Gun movie

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Michael Eisner Vs. Bob Iger: Who Was Best For Disney?

A recent Forbes article made the case that Michael Eisner, former Chairman of The Walt Disney Company, did a better job at running Disney than Iger after him or whomever before him. Admittedly the article is, for some reason, clearly kissing Eisner’s rear, as it has nothing but praise for Eisner, but there’s a reason Eisner took shots from the fans. It’s just that Eisner didn’t make the mistakes that Bob Iger has, and even when he did make mistakes it wasn’t as bad as Iger’s nonsense.

I went to see when Eisner left Disney and Google AI (question the source) gave me this: “Michael Eisner stepped down as CEO of Disney in 2005, following a period of declining shareholder confidence and public criticism. Key factors included a perceived decline in Disney’s creative output, strained relationships with Pixar and key executives, and a sense of micromanagement that alienated employees and partners.” I highlighted that one part for a reason. Near the end of his time as CEO, Eisner made moves that got Disney fans as upset with him as they are Iger today. However, while I do believe that Eisner was better at some point in his time than Iger has been at any point, let’s not forget that he’s gone for a reason. If he were still making Disney money they would have kept him on. Meanwhile, Iger loyalists on the board may be the only thing keeping him in charge given the string of failures hurting not only the Disney brand, but his acquired brands of Pixar, Marvel, and Lucasfilm.

So how did Eisner succeed in his failures better than Iger has in his? Let’s examine.

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