“Yesterday’s” Comic> Sonic Live!

I’m reviewing a comic called Sonic LIVE when the current buzz is around a visual novel called “Murder Of Sonic”. Irony is not lost on me.

Sonic Live! Special

Archie Comics Publications (1997)

EDITOR: J. Freddy Gabrie

“The Last Game Cartridge Hero”

WRITER/ARTIST: Ken Penders

COLORIST: Karl Bollers

LETTERER: Vickie Williams

“The Substitute Freedom Fighters”

WRITER/INKER: Rick Koslowski

PENCILER: Art Mawhinney

COLORIST: Karl Bollers

LETTERER: Mindy Eisman

“Knuckles Quest” part 2

WRITERS/PENCILS: Kent Taylor & Pat Spaziante

INKERS: Andrew Peopy

COLORING: Spaz

LETTERER: Jeff Powell

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BW’s Daily Video> Snyder’s Worst Defense Yet

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Look, Zack, you aren’t convincing anyone except your fanbase who is already on your side. Just do what I already suggested and create your own superhero universe and let DC go. I’ll even help you come up with characters just to keep you out of the DC Universe. (Yes, I do sound like Mad Hatter in that one episode of Batman: The Animated Series but I’m trying to do good by everybody, not just me.) Instead of #RestoreTheSnyderverse how about #GiveSnyderHisOwnSuperverse?

The Sad Story Of Balto…And The Balto Trilogy

Rewriting history isn’t something new to the activist era of Hollywood. Before culturally appropriating Egyptian history (which according to this video bombed hard) or depicting actual slave traders as the heroes against the slave trade Hollywood would alter historical facts simply because they thought it would make a more interesting movie. The life story of Patch Adams for example wasn’t about damning the man and the female love interest in the movie who’s story arc of “learning to trust men” was totally undone by her being killed by a man the moment her guard was let down…that was actually Patch’s platonic guy friend. This can also be harmful to people’s reputations. I don’t recall the name and typing “movie about a woman trying to prove the child the police brought back wasn’t her actual son” brought up nothing useful but I do remember reading that the police and judge were turned into the villains of the story out of the belief the story needed one. There’s a whole website devoted to debunking the Hollywood version of “true to life events”. (No, typing that phrase in didn’t help.)

Then again, the story of Balto and the famous “serum run” was already horribly inaccurate before Amblin Entertainment got their hands on it. Balto is a very well told story about a half-wolf dog who must overcome doggy prejudice and the elements to get an important serum back to their Alaskan village to save a little girl’s life. It’s based on a true story that shows even the news media will gladly take the easy way out and insist the story needs a “face” to rally around and only cares who makes the last part of the journey. The true story is more amazing, and yet more sad, than the talking dog movie that was incredibly well done but also incredibly inaccurate.

Then there are the sequels. Forgetting that Balto was an actual dog the sequels are an insult to the first movie even when you factor in the lack of Don Bluth (who was also done a bit dirty) and the home video budget Universal gave them to work with. It’s a long video by Saberspark, about an hour and a half, but that’s how long he needs to get the point across that Balto was a great movie but everything around it was basically terrible. Saberspark, aided at one point by his friend Rishi, goes over the history of the serum run, including parts the movie skipped over, the terrible treatment of the sled dogs involved, the TRUE history of Balto…and then pours salt in the wounds by going over the terrible sequels that showed no effort was put into it, unlike the amazing theatrical movie.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Guardians Of The Galaxy #1 (1990s)

The problem with reading these through ComiXology is that the timeline for the Marvel reviews is now all over the place.

“Sorry, we don’t hire raccoons and trees.”

Guardians Of The Galaxy #1

Marvel Comics (June, 1990)

“But Are They Ready For…Taserface!”

WRITER/PENCILER: Jim Valentino

INKER: Steve Montano

COLORIST: Evelyn Stein

LETTERER: Ken Lopez

ASSISTANT EDITOR: Renee Witterstaetter

EDITOR: Craig Anderson

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BW’s Daily Video> How To Build A Shared Universe

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It should also be said that the DC and Marvel universes didn’t start of as shared. They were just a series of random anthologies, then a bunch of character were popular enough to have their own comic, and then you ended up with the Justice Society or Superman and Batman hanging out as the two post popular characters. You had similar events going on at Atlas, the company that became Marvel Comics, as some of their heroes joined Captain America in fighting Nazis.

Too many modern attempts at a shared universe don’t feel organic. They’re doing it just because it’s cool, not because they actually have some great character that fit together in the same space. Some Image characters have crossed over before. Valiant and Malibu’s Ultraverse managed to do a good job with the idea but only because they had characters who could share a universe but operate on their own. It felt more organic than, for example, the shared universe Hasbro and IDW tried to give us with their properties just because G.I. Joe and Transformers had a few crossovers. Those were forced and they showed.

The MCU also succeeded at because they took the time to earn it while the “Dark Universe” and DCEU didn’t. Now MCU creators seem to be against their own concept and formula while others continue to do it badly because they’re doing it to be popular and make more money rather than the franchise needing spinoffs and expanded casts. Once again, it comes down to the needs of the story fueling creativity while the need for the money ruins its own shot at victory.

Chapter By Chapter> Batman: Knightfall chapter 17

Chapter By Chapter (usually) features me reading one chapter of the selected book at a time and reviewing it as if I were reviewing an episode of a TV show or an issue of a comic. There will be spoilers if you haven’t read to the point I have, and if you’ve read further I ask that you don’t spoil anything further into the book. Think of it as read-along book club.

Yep, one chapter again, and we’re almost done with part one of this book. (All three parts are in the same book; this isn’t three separate books.) That means we’re close to inciting event for this whole arc, but remember that Bane isn’t our main villain according to the writers. We have met him and last time we got a glimpse into his character but not really understanding what his tie is to Batman or why he was chosen as a potential back-up man. Backman if you will.

So let’s do our own research. Jean-Paul Valley first appeared in the miniseries Sword Of Azrael, created Dennis O’Neil, our author for this adaptation, and…Joe Quesada. Somehow I’m not surprised; even though he was the artist there’s a reason Bill Finger now gets co-credits on Batman. A member of the Order Of Saint Dumas, a group of Catholic fanatics (because of course they’re written as Catholic, the usual insulting kind and for the record I’m nondenominational but was raised Catholic and I never knew anyone who acted like mainstream media’s depiction of Catholics–Hollywood’s Catholics) who genetically engineered him as a baby to be their superhuman enforcer, Azrael. I’m pretty sure that’s not in God’s plan, you guys! It’s a long story beyond that. Fighting off the Order’s influence, though that’s the short version of “The System”, he fought alongside Batman to uncover the events surrounding Jean-Paul’s father’s death. Also a long story.

I’m hoping that the book explains that eventually because they didn’t have wikis when the novel came out, and the comic fans would have had a flashback or a caption [*See the Sword Of Azrael miniseries for more info] kind of deal. What we have is a longer chapter so maybe it will show up here? Nope, because this one is all about the Joker, Batman’s archest of nemeses.

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Today’s Free Comic Book Day Comic> 2000AD Regened: The Best Comic Ever!!

I know this is the family friendly comic but it’s 2000AD. Pretty sure they’re still about to kill me.

2000AD presents The Best Comic Ever!!

2000AD (Free Comic Book Day, 2023)

Today’s comic returns for Free Comic Book Day but it’s more an acknowledgement that these are new comics rather than really old comics. This one is a three story anthology but the reason I picked up was curiosity. 2000AD isn’t exactly known for kid-friendly entertainment. This is the home of Judge Dredd after all. And yet this is an all-ages comic, meaning it’s meant for both kids and adults and thus something you might let your kids read. At least, that’s the goal. Let’s see how well that worked out.

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