Jake & Leon #485: She-Hulk Out

Do we not remember Jen only got her gamma radiation from a blood transfusion and not a large gamma bomb?

I don’t know what works less. Her manly physique runs counter to her whole personality and her body issues with her de-Hulked normal body–which she can turn back into anytime she wants because she didn’t get the full level of gamma rays that Bruce did. She only got it from a blood transfusion, which is why she has a human-like body and her full intelligence. This is a good thing she usually goes into court as a lawyer in her hulked out form rather than her regular form. But then there’s the weird skirt and that bird-like chestplate or whatever it is she’s wearing over her usual purple top. This is what happens when people who have never actually read a She-Hulk story redesigns She-Hulk to please the body shamers who hate attractive women.

In this week’s Clutter Report it’s how disappointed I am with the current progress of my clutter cleaning since getting sick and worries about falling back to old habits that led to this project in the first place.

This week it’s the continued Chapter By Chapter review of BattleTech: I Am Jade Falcon. I think the new Superman show aired on the CW so I’ll have to see about that and review the first episode, and I know that the new Power Rangers series dropped their first episode on Saturday so I have to review that. I’d also like to get at least one of the last Avengers movies reviewed if I can. We’ll see how the week goes, but the article I’m most excited about is the time Superman fought the Martians from Wells’ classic sci-fi story. What, you don’t remember that? Then I have an Elseworlds story you’re going to want to hear about. Have a good week, everyone!

Saturday Night Showcase: Kamen Rider V3

If you’re going to watch the original Kamen Rider I suggest going with Shout Factory TV’s full series because Toei’s official Tokusatsu World YouTube channel has a strange posting schedule and you’ll have to wait forever until the series ends. And yet Toei’s already started posting the sequel series Kamen Rider V3, not the last time we’ll see that in this month of Kamen Riders.

V3 follows a friend of the two Kamen Riders from the first series, who is forced to become a cyborg after his family is killed…they even kill the little girl so be ready for that…and is later injured. The enemy is Destron and while a Kamen Rider/Transformers crossover is something I wouldn’t be surprised to see given the other Transformers crossovers lately (though doing a motorcycle Transformer seems to be hard for Hasbro and Takara and they’re rarely done) this Destron has nothing to do with the Decepticons. The leader of Gel Shocker survived (I’d ask how but I haven’t had a chance to finish the original) and has a new monster-making organization as they try to, what else, take over the world. Toei Tokusatsu World has the first two episodes up as of this writing so let’s see how Shiro Kazami gets his cyborg bug powers. Remember to turn on the closed captions for the English subtitles if you don’t understand Japanese.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Doctor Who: The Forgotten #5

Three little Time Lords from school are we!

“Aren’t we missing somebody?” “No, there was nobody between us so shut up about him.”

Doctor Who: The Forgotten #5

IDW Publishing (December, 2008)

WRITER: Tony Lee

PENCILER: Pia Guerra

INKER: Kent Archer

COLORIST: Charlie Kirchoff

LETTERER: Richard Starkings

PRODUCTION: Neil Uyetake

EDITOR: Denton J Tipton

Re-edited from the original review: The last two previous Doctors are featured this round, as current Doctor (at least for now) begins to figure out what is and what isn’t real. Martha is not the real Martha Jones, but she insists he focus on regaining his memories. The blanket from the morgue The Eighth Doctor woke up with has him remember the time he found himself in a prison during what I assume to be the Time War. With the help of a fellow prisoner he manages to escape, grabbing the Key Of Rassalon, which is the key to a deadly weapon he hopes never to use. The Ninth Doctor and Rose Tyler (yeah, who’d you expect?) start a soccer (or “football”, for us non-Americans) game during World War One at Christmas time. It’s a nice moment, and probably the only Christmas story that doesn’t involve turning Yuletide symbols into weapons of death. Soon the Doctor realizes who “Martha” is, the embodiment of the TARDIS herself…just as they run into the master behind all this…though it looks a lot like a mirror universe 10th Doctor.

What they got right: I get annoyed at every Christmas special involving turning Christmas symbols into instruments of fear during Russel T. Davies run since he hates Christmas and did interviews derogatory of Christians and Jesus Himself. Yeah, I know that’s what Doctor Who, especially the New Who are experts at (take that, Goosebumps), but some everyday things should never be turned into nightmares, and Christmas is one of them! Still, the Ninth Doctor story is the best part, though I’ve softened a bit on the story itself. Not much happens but by the Ninth there was too much focus on the death around him so seeing him get to relax and do something positive was nice. However, setting a story during the Time War, even if we don’t see any of the fighting itself, is interesting, and once again a New Who alien shows up in (semi)Classic Who. I didn’t see the (alleged–I still remember the last scene last issue) foe coming. And of course the War Doctor didn’t exist at this point since that incarnation was introduced during Moffat’s run…though it does make me wonder who this accidentally mentioned third life left is supposed to be then? Now it’s a lucky fluke on Lee’s part but back then was he hinting at another Doctor? It was only announced around the printing time that David Tennant was scheduled to leave, so hurray for lucky flukes I guess.

What They Got Wrong: I have not softened on the Nick Roche covers. I’ve never been a fan of his work but this cover I had more to say on in the original review, as follows: The Doctors look like wooden dummies, and David Tennant looks like he wants to kill me. It’s also the most uninspired cover of the series. I know he can do good layouts (check issue 3’s cover) but you wouldn’t know it here. Inside, the only major disappointment was not seeing the 8th/movie TARDIS control room, and none of the companions he’s had in the comics and audio dramas. However, being set during the War, I can let it pass. I would have loved to have seen Captain Jack as written by Tony (updated thought: even though I’ve come to not like the character over the years), but we do get a mention of Jack in a big of foreward-shadowing (no relation) which puts him pre-Torchwood and post new season 1, so that was nice.

Recommendation: This is still as good as I remember and next week should be the last issue (though I hope to come across the page with the missing dialog put it–if anyone can scan that for me or find it online I’d appreciate it). This is a miniseries worth getting for fans.

Knightfall: How DC Comics Broke Batman

Superman is known for his great powers but his foes all challenged his mind or his morality. This is a good thing as it showed there was more to Superman than those great powers. However, they wanted to create a villain who would be a true challenge for those powers alone, while Darkseid and Mongul only came close to that. The death of Superman came during a pure slugfest that pushed Superman beyond his limits, and the story that came out of it explored what Superman meant to the city he protected. However the villain of his return was not Doomsday but the Cyborg Superman, a dark mirror of what Superman is far beyond anything the likes of Bizarro could match.

So why not do the same for Batman? Only replace Doomsday with Bane and Cyborg Superman with Azrael. In the day before the status quo was changed every few months Bat-Editor Denny O’Neil sought to do for Batman what Death Of Superman/Funeral For A Friend/Reign Of The Supermen did for his Metropolis counterpart. Only instead of showing what Superman means to Metropolis the Knightfall/Knightquest arc went into what it means to be Batman. What are Batman’s limits? What is the importance of his no kill rule, even as the antiheroes rose to popularity in the 1990s? Jean-Paul Valley was as much a dark reflection of Batman as Hank Henshaw was for Superman. This is where the similarities end mind you. Batman didn’t die, but more than his body was broken by Bane.

However, like Doomsday, Bane was simply the inciting incident for the story that makes the whole event matter and succeed. Doomsday was most important to the storyline he was involved in but Owen of Owen Likes Comics would tell you, and will in the following video, that it wasn’t the man who broke the Bat that mattered in Bruce’s own character arc but the replacement that showed us the importance of the right man wearing the symbol of the Batman!

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Scooby-Doo Team-Up #9

Move over, Commander Cool, Shaggy has a new favorite superhero.

Scooby-Doo Team-Up #9

DC Comics (May, 2015, as appearing in comiXology’s Scooby-Doo Team Up volume 2)

“Truth, Justice, And Scooby Snacks”

WRITER: Sholly Fisch

ARTIST: Dario Brizuela

COLORIST: Franco Riesco

LETTERER: Saida Temofonte

EDITOR: Kristy Quinn

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BW’s Daily Video: Applying Real Physics To The Up House

Catch more of these and backstage videos at the Corridor Crew YouTube channel.

The Problem With Typecasting

The recent passing of Dustin Diamond is a sad thing, but there’s one part in the article I just linked to that’s worth noting:

He played himself in several film and TV productions, and made his way around the C-list reality show circuit to pay the bills. But there may be no better example of an actor being so closely associated with a single role, and it ended up being impossible for him to fully break out of that perception in the public eye.

That is of course his character of Samuel “Screech” Powers, which Diamond played as far back as Good Morning Miss Bliss, the Haley Mills primetime sitcom about a teacher and her students. Diamond, Lark Vorhees (Lisa) and Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zack) also came from that show into Saved By The Bell, moving the show from I think Wisconsin to the fictional California town of Bayside. Only the boys, joined by Mario Lopez (Slater), would continue their roles on The College Years until Tiffany Amber Thiessan (Kelly) returned some point after the pilot and I really started to not like Kelly when she appeared on that show, but that’s another topic. After that show failed Diamond returned to Saved By The Bell: The New Class after a slight revamp playing the assistant principal back at Bayside High. He was not asked to return for the 2020 reboot for NBC’s Peacock network, and there’s some backstage and fan drama attached to that which I also won’t get into here. The show has him going to the International Space Station. It’s a sad thing for Diamond that he didn’t return to the role when he was on every other incarnation of the franchise.

Then again there is one bad part about having been on every other show as the same character, which was brought up in the quote above: Diamond was the victim of typecasting. Outside of some wrestling appearances (I did a search for him in Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wresting and found out he showed up in other wrestling promotions) and the sex tape he later claimed was a body double with his head popped on he couldn’t get any other real work. The casting directors only saw Screech and wouldn’t give him any roles that weren’t variants of that character. Typecasting can kill your career.

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