Jake & Leon #512: Christmas Lights

I can’t say this never happened to us, but not often enough that the joke should be this famous.

I was going to have another Fizzbin asking Christmas questions but I’m actually out of them and after all this time even she should finally get it. She’s not stupid, and she’s not even “new in town” by this point.

You can check out my own Christmas display over at The Clutter Reports this week.

This week we continue the Chapter By Chapter review of Star Trek: Prime Directive. I should be finishing this book in January and I already have the next book chosen. Also, more Christmas-themed posts along with other reviews and commentary. Have a good week, everyone!

Saturday Night Christmas Showcase> Santa & The Three Bears

Santa And The Three Bears was a 1970s theatrical movie, later cut down to TV Special length. I remember ads for it on USA Network but I don’t remember if I actually watched it. The story follows two bear cubs who learn about Christmas and fight their hibernation in order to meet Santa Claus. Frankly cutting it down was the right idea. I found a copy of the full version but its just ten minutes of kids at Sea World, the most Christmasy place on Earth. Wait, really? The whole thing, which frankly I could see being used by Rifftrax, is just them walking around Sea World and talking about how there is no snow in Florida’s Christmas, which is okay to acknowledge but that’s as Christmas as it gets. I just stopped watching and went to find the shorter version.

Not that we’re spared bad live-action acting by kids mind you. In the TV special version a live-action version of the Park Ranger is telling his poorly acting grandchildren (as in the little girl sounds like she’s reading off the script rather than actually acting the lines) about his time as a park ranger at Yellowstone park, leading into our tale. It’s still better than the full version. As a bonus, a second video contains some trivia about the movie…and how it was almost a Yogi Bear Christmas special.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Scooby-Doo Team-Up #28

The most feared group of cowboys since The Apple Dumpling Gang.

Scooby-Doo Team-Up #28

DC Comics (September, 2017; as featured in volume 5 of the comiXology version of the trade)

“The Good, The Bad, And The Scooby”

WRITER: Sholly Fisch

ARTIST: Dario Brizuela

COLORIST: Franco Riesco

LETTERER: Saida Temofonte

ASSISTANT EDITOR: Rob Levin

EDITOR: Kristy Quinn

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BW Versus SlashFilm: The Whole Suicide Squad “Ayer Cut” Mess

In a week full of short posts, this is going to be a longer one. It just happened that way. Those of you who just showed up, even I’m not usually this verbose but this is still a bit more typical of BW content. Also, thanks for the follow. I hope you enjoy what I normally do around here.


Let me state for the record that I have so little interest in the Suicide Squad in general, even in the comics, that this image from the “what were they thinking” team-up with the re-imagined Banana Splits comic (still a better idea than that childhood-hating horror movie I’m surprised WB allowed) is literally the only image I have from it. I never cared about the comic about supervillains being forced to do morally questionable missions for the US Government because nothing about that sentence matters to me outside of “comic” and “the US Government”, and that last part is only because I’m an American. I don’t care about supervillains, I don’t care about morally questionable missions, and I don’t care about the Suicide Squad. I only want to see supervillains losing to superheroes. So no matter who makes the movie or how good it is I don’t care.

Instead this is about statements made in an article for SlashFilm by BJ Colangeo entitled “Releasing The Ayer Cut Or, Why Giving The Fans What They Want Isn’t Actually A Good Idea“. There seems to be this war lately against fans actually expecting something they enjoy to resemble something they enjoy when adapted to other or updated media…usually by people who never enjoyed the original in the first place and the replacement is totally something they do. That or the idea that a “shill media” will kiss the butt of whomever will give them the best interview clicks for their ad revenue isn’t so farfetched. Well, my host is the only one making money off these ads so I don’t care about that either, and the only access I get is at conventions, if even that sometimes.

I’m a fan, and I approach stories as a fan, as a writer, and as a critic. If you don’t care about existing fans you should just make something new and find your own fans. The featured topic here is the supposed “Ayer Cut” of James Ayer’s Suicide Squad, something that only came up after Zack Snyder broke out his cut of Justice League, a movie that had been re-edited by Joss Whedon and unsurprisingly the contrasting tones made for a subpar film. Instead Snyder got the depressing, colorless, “my superheroes are totally realistic because they kill as they fly around punching genetically created monsters from another world”, overly long, totally anachronistic to what the DC Universe has always been that we classic DC Comics fans knew it would be. Still, the Snyder fan base wanted his cut and HBO Max wanted subscribers, so Zack won. Now James Ayer wants the same “redemption” with the version of his Suicide Squad he allegedly wanted to make. Colangeo doesn’t think that’s a good idea and on that we agree. It’s the reason why this is a bad idea where we part company.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Speed Racer #14

“I could be wrong but I think I made a wrong turn.”

Speed Racer #14

NOW Comics (October, 1988)

“Let Sleeping Dragons…”

WRITER: Lamar Waldron

PENCILER: Joe Phillips

INKER: John Dell III

COLORIST: John Vogel

COVER ART: Ken Holewczynski

LETTERER: Jim Massara

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BW’s Daily Christmas Fun: 5 Stages Of Hanging Christmas Lights

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The Disappearance Of Ms. Pac-Man

I grew up in the 1980s so of course I was there for Pac-Man Fever. I was even there for the song “Pac-Man Fever“…which I just found out right now that they made a remix in 2015. I live in a weird time.

Pac-Man and the various games that followed turned one game intended to be enjoyed by everybody male or female into a big franchise. There was a cartoon, bed sheets, toys, books, and many, many, many home ports. However, only one sequel game caught the same fire as the original, and that was Ms. Pac-Man, featuring Pac-Man’s wife that I always in my head name Pepper though that might have just been Pac-Man’s pet name for her in the cartoon, I don’t remember. Pepper’s history is interesting in that she wasn’t created by Namco or Bally Midway but still ended up on all the merchandise her husband did…though appearing in video games would actually COST Namco (and now Bandai Namco) money.

I wasn’t sure what to write about tonight until I saw this video from 2020 by YouTuber Jonii discussing the history of Ms. Pac-Man and her replacements as Pac-Man’s lady friend. I found this interesting enough to share with you. Enjoy, but there is swearing for those of you who come here to avoid that. I can’t control someone else’s video after all.

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