Chapter By Chapter #21 Reveal

Chapter By Chapter features me reading one chapter of the selected book at a time and reviewing it as if I were reviewing an episode of a TV show or an issue of a comic. There will be spoilers if you haven’t read to the point I have, and if you’ve read further I ask that you don’t spoil anything further into the book. Think of it as read-along book club.

Brief history reminder. DC Comics in the 1990s had finally gotten Lois Lane together with Clark Kent, not Superman, and thus he revealed his identity to her. The romance continued and now the Superman title writers, we’ll call them the Super-Writers whether or not you find that description correct, decided it was time for them to get hitched. Clark & Lois Kent. Then the pecking order ruined everything. Around the same time ABC was airing Lois & Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman, which focused on their relationship more than Superman superheroics. It was fine in the early seasons but it kind of lost the plot, and that was after strange adaptation decisions like having Perry White being obsessed with Elvis Presley and being from the South. I lost interest in it, but the showrunners decided THEY were the more important Superman portrayal and Warner Brothers of course sided with the “preferred” media format, television, over the source material, comics.

The showrunners hated the idea that those dirty paper products would have the most important event in the characters’ history first, and demanded they wait until the show was ready. They then made a bunch of false starts thanks to a character called the “Wedding Destroyer”, whose sole interest was ruining weddings and really had it in for the future Kents. But please, convince me that the Prankster was the dumbest Superman villain over the Wedding Destroyer. Go ahead, waste both our times on a fool’s errand. When they finally got Clark to marry the real Lois and not a clone they didn’t tell the comics, who had to rush out a wedding special just to even with the upstarts who looked down on the reason they have a show to ruin. Dean Cain, you were a good Superman but you were part of a lame show. Teri Hatcher also deserved better, as did Delta Burke frankly.

This left the Super-Writers in a pickle and I swear I’m going somewhere with this. With their big event ruined they needed something to draw in Summer readership, and were forced to use a meeting running gag as their only option…let’s kill Superman. What followed was the “Death & Life Of Superman” event, which made lemons into lemonade by using the concept to explore the effect Superman has on Metropolis specifically and the DC Universe in general. The end result was Superman restored with +3 superheroes, one a reformed antagonist, and the rare example of death in comics done right. However, I’ve already done a review of that novelization in a previous Chapter By Chapter series.

So Warner Brothers or DC Comics in their continued lack of understanding said “can we do the same thing with Batman and make the same amount of money?” and forced the Bat-Writers to find out. They didn’t kill Bruce Wayne…until decades later and that’s for another topic…but they did decide to break him, to show what makes Bruce the Batman he is, and why that’s a good thing, a similar batch of lemonade but something at least different enough to be a fresh take. Then they made a novel and long intro short it’s our next novelisation review here at BW Media Spotlight for Chapter By Chapter…

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> TRS-80 Computer Whiz Kids

I know this is a free giveaway comic but you’d think they wouldn’t just use the first panel as their cover when it tells you nothing about the story.

TRS-80 Computer Whiz Kids

Radio Shack/Archie Comic Publications (1984)

“The Computer Trap”

WRITER: Paul Kupperberg

ARTISTS: Dick Ayers & Chic Stone

EDITORIAL DIRECTION: William Palmer

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BW’s Daily Video> Testing Kratos’ Chaos Blades

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It should be noted that Kratos is a long stronger and more muscular than Shad’s testers, and the blades and chains are infused with Olympian god magic. The chains are basically to control the blades, like keeping a horse from running off…when thrown at your opponent…you know what I mean. It’s an easy way for Kratos to call them back.

Jake & Leon #554: Like Bat-Father…

Not a scary long list but it happens more often than I thought.

Admittedly he didn’t know they were baddies when he dated them, and if you look at someone like Andrea she became a bad guy after they broke up, but I did look up a list to see if anyone besides Talia and Catwoman could go on this list and I was surprised how many of Bruce’s dates turned out to be evil or became evil at some point. As for Flatline, she is the protege of Lord Death Man in current DC continuity so she’s hardly a hero. I blame Damien’s mother. Or maybe grandpa.

One last distraction this week and I should be able to focus solely on the site. This is good considering we’re starting a new book for Chapter By Chapter that unintentionally ties in to this week’s Jake & Leon. I’m not sure what else is coming outside of the comic reviews (except for Thursday as it’s just me going through non-Marvel leftovers since I’m doing Marvel on Tuesday with more Captain America) but hopefully it’ll be fun for us all. Have a great week, everyone!

Saturday Night RiffTrax> Giant From The Unknown

Giant From The Unknown is a 1958 low-budget…sci-fi? horror? What genre does this go in? It’s the story of a giant conquistador from Unknown, Spain who somehow keeps coming back to life and dying again until it’s time to actually kill someone on-screen. There to stop him is a cop who is looking for an excuse to arrest a local geologist for no apparent reason. Said geologist meets an archaeologist and his obligatory pretty daughter. Can they stop the giant from killing people? How about people of importance?

It’s up to Michael J. Nelson. Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy to bring us the answer and get me something to post for Saturday Night Showcase on a crazy week. Thrill to the grid scans. Be amazed at unbelievable stasis. Wonder why didn’t they didn’t make more Peanuts jokes just because this movie’s Charlie Brown is a minor character. Enjoy…won’t you?

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> The Blue Beetle #5

Dan’s side job in home renovation hit a snag.

The Blue Beetle #5

Fox Features Syndicate (November-December, 1940)

They’re doing it to me again. Another anthology. Look, Golden Age, not every book has to be an anthology. A couple of issues ago you had two original Blue Beetle stories with no reprints for other characters. It’s a pain to review and I don’t want to ditch this series as well. It was why I started doing the Golden Age comics, to see the classic Beetle stories in action.

I apologize if you folks are sick of me complaining about this. It’s okay to read, and you can do so here, but it’s a pain to review. I like my review format. It’s tough to do with so many short stories and I’m reading The Blue Beetle, not reprints of stories with characters from the anthology comics. Fine, I’ve vented. Let’s get on with this.

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The Origins Of St. Patrick’s Day

A bit off-topic for this site but yesterday kicked my butt and I’m still under the weather today. Besides, half of you are probably drunk right now and I’m surprised you can read this.

St. Patrick’s Day is a day in honor of Patrick Icantfindalastname of the British Icantfindalastnames. He wasn’t Irish but came Ireland’s patron saint…despite never being canonized officially by the Catholic Church, making him as much a saint as Susan St. James. He still brought Christianity (not counting a few Christians who already lived in the then-Pagan country), and has been accused of everything from the four-leaf clover to driving out the snakes. Apparently he did none of these things.

I have a few videos about St. Patrick and the holiday that honors him that you might find interesting…if all the green beer hasn’t put you out cold yet.

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