A Spambot Tries To Teach Me Poker

This is a bit off-topic but it’s been that kind of week and this one is more fun. Any blogger on a decent host has some kind of spam filter. WordPress, my host, uses Askimet, which doesn’t simply delete the spambots. It holds it in a folder to be checked, just in case an actual poster was accidentally sent to the spam folder. Most of the time they do okay, though every now and then one sneaks through and gets posted. Some of these spambots are rather amusing, and Gary over at Crisis At Earth Prime (check the RSS feed at the bottom of the page) shows off a few of these as well as the often scary search requests that bring people to his site. I’ve had a few of those but I’ve never had anything like this…a spambot who seemed more interested in reaching the webmaster than any posters.

I’ve had excerpts from a story about a Christian family sitting down to dinner and discussing God but they weren’t in any kind of order. However, this set of spam posts bounced around to numerous articles and the way it showed up in my filter actually gives a full article about tips for playing poker. I don’t play poker. If I ever went to a casino I might play a few hands of Blackjack, maybe roulette or the slots, but not poker. So I don’t know how useful it is. What I found fascinating is how this post, sent to random articles one paragraph at a time formed an almost complete article in my spam filter.

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Sing Me A Story: Heroes (by David Bowie)

logo for the Sing Me A Story article series

In previous installments of this series I’ve looked at songs that have been used for the wrong reasons. It sounded good on paper but like that time Ronald Reagan’s campaign rally manager or whomever decided that Born In The USA, a song protesting the US (and for some reason the Vietnam war despite Bruce Springsteen And The E Street Band performing the song in 1984) was a good idea for a Presidential campaign for a candidate who put his patriotism as a reason to vote for him, actually listening to the lyrics might have been a good idea. For example, everyone who keeps using “Big In Japan” by Alphaville to discuss someone being famous in the Land Of The Rising Sun is choosing the wrong song with that name…unless you want to tie being popular in Japan to a couple on drugs. Cable company Frontier Communications promoted teachers with a song from the 60s protesting teachers and the things he hated they were teaching like the police aren’t evil. Oh the time they have changed.

So what song do you often hear about being heroic? Celebrating first responders? The people on the frontlines of the death plague of 2020? Doing good things for the community? I bet one of the songs you recognized was David Bowie’s “Heroes”, the title cut from the 1977 album that has gone on to be one of Bowie’s most famous songs. Bowie died from cancer in 2016, not telling anyone because he was focused on finishing what would be his final album, but this is a song that became of the must-perform songs of his concerts. Is it actually about being a hero though? Well, it depends on how you define “heroism” I guess.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Robotech: Mechangel #1

Fun fact: Zentraedi are not a fan of noogies.

Robotech: Mechangel #1

Academy Comics, Ltd (January, 1996)

“One On One”

WRITER: Bill Spangler

ARTIST: William Jang

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BW’s Daily Video: The First Appearance Of The Sonic Screwdriver

“Fury From The Deep” was the last appearance of Victoria and the first appearance of the iconic Sonic Screwdriver, which would go on to be the Doctor’s signature tool. That is until John Nathan Turner thought the Doctor relied on it too much and it was destroyed, remaining so until the TV movie with Paul McGann. The serial is one of the lost episodes but thanks to fans recording the audio and animation by Cosgrove Hall, this moment has been recreated.

Check out more at the Official Doctor Who YouTube channel.

Kind of mundane for something so important to Who lore. It’s also one of the rare times it was actually used AS a screwdriver. Here’s a video with a little more history on the serial and the Sonic Screwdriver’s origin.

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BW Vs Author Unknown: Is Geek Culture Left-Wing? (part 2 of 2)

You came back. I’m surprised part one didn’t chase off more readers. That’s one of the reasons I try to avoid politics in these discussions. To me political commentary trumping good storytelling (you can have good storytelling and still do social commentary if you try) is one of many problems I have, but this commentary is one that I felt needed to be had. Gatekeeping, excluding fans because everything needs to be made for you–especially if the original wasn’t, is not good storytelling. It’s also being a horrible person but hate is more important these days. It’s like a new take on the Monkees song “Randy Scouse Git”.

Why don’t you be like me?
Why don’t you stop and see?
Why don’t you hate who I hate,
Kill who I kill to be free?

That was going up against stuck up snobs who looked down on hippies because in their mind they were all the same and not in a good way. I guess they just changed party affiliations. So we have “Author Unknown”, who put together a rant someone posted in image form on Facebook insisting that all geek media was immediately liberal and all conservatives are alt-right Nazis. This isn’t a political site nor do I intend to make it one. Tomorrow I’m discussing a song that have nothing to do with politics and getting back to the topics I love. However, you have to have an understanding of what a property is and what the intentions are if you’re going to do it justice, and that includes if the show or comic in fact IS liberal-minded or conservative-minded…or (*gasp*) completely neutral and just wants to entertain everybody because that’s where your heart (or at least your wallet) finds fulfillment. I’ve looked at half of this list and made my case. Let’s burrow through the rest. This time only some of them are the short sentences as we have some longer paragraphs to dissect. So let’s get this over with. Like how my dad pulls off adhesive bandages.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Star Trek: The Next Generation Special #3

He was going to buy it…but then remembered he lives on a planet that hates money.

Star Trek: The Next Generation Special #3

DC Comics (Winter, 1995)

COLORIST: Pamela Rambo

EDITOR: Margaret Clark

“Pandora’s Prodigy”

WRITER: Michael DeMeritt

ARTIST: Ricardo Villagran

LETTERER: Willie Schubert

“Old Debts”

WRITER: Kevin J. Ryan

PENCILER: Ken Save

INKER: Shephard Hendrix

LETTERER: Ken Lopez

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BW’s Daily Video: 5 Times Piracy Helped The Video Game Industry

Catch more Fact Hunt on Larry Bundy Jr’s YouTube channel.