The Canadian low-low-low-budget thriller The Final Sacrifice is about a wimpy kid ruining the name of Troy who comes across a drunk who used to be part of the cult that’s chasing him. And I swear our hero, Zap Rowsdower, looks a lot like a guy who used to come into the grocery store I worked for but it’s not him. At least I don’t think so. I’m not sure what the actor is doing these days. The riffing of this movie is one of the favorites among Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans so tonight I bring it to those of you who really should be checking out this series. Enjoy, won’t you?