This section had a lot of breaks because it was the year I got Diverticulitis. One trip to the hospital I was hoping they got it. A few months later I’m in the hospital getting part of my colon removed, bedridden in the hospital, and having to stay in a convalescent home for almost a month, and going back to the hospital with a blood clot in my leg. Then there was the reconnection of what’s left of my colon. That’s the SHORT version. 2016 was not a fun year.
I did get something positive in this group, though. For the 2015 Christmas comics we got to meet Jake’s family, and I got to use a character I created for work and finally gave him a name. They never claimed it and that store doesn’t exist anyway, so I got to work him into this comic for my personal fun. I also got to introduce a Leroy. When I first created a friend for Jake I was going to call him Leroy, but in the article discussing my little art test I wrote “Leon” and decided that was better. Helped the logo, too. So Leroy finally enters the comic as Jake’s brother. Sadly the story got cut short because of everything in the previous paragraph. I ran out of Christmas questions with Fizzbin, so here and part of the 260s had her asking about Hanukah for 2016. And DC finally brought back Cassandra Cain, allowing me to complete one particular running gag. That was nice.
Remember when we all wanted to be Superman? Now we just want his powers to be supervillains.I’m pretty sure the main villain for more shooter characters is Rainbow Brite.No offense, internet, but there are areas of you that hold dark things.Based on my actual trip to my cousin’s lakeside cabin.All true.Squirrel Girl would kick his butt.I’d say go watch the show and check for yourself, but they had the show taken down because of one flag on the roof.No matter who you root for, would you really want to hang out with either kingdom?However big you think it is, you’re probably lowballing it.And thus a storyline concludes.And that’s being generous.Few people know Victor Von Doom is a huge fan of The Rifleman.This sounded less religious in my head.The fact that we still exist proves we haven’t discovered time travel.I’m not sure if he means the costume companies or the comic companies.Trust me, we’re better off without flying cars in the long run.Oh, please, I can ramble like a loon with the best of them!The answer is “too many to screw this up yet I did”.The more we learn about Max the less surprised we are.For one thing, the Space People don’t want to be led by a cartoonist.I’d apologize to Californians if I thought any of them were reading this.You know it’s Southern California because of the t-shirts in December, and the palm tree.Except for Treehouse Masters. He marathons that when he finds a wifi spot.By the way their names are Robert and Raquel. I think you can guess which is which.That’s how it worked for me.Hey, if you can’t make fun of your annoying medical woes why have a comic?Remember that teaser art from when DC attempted to acquire the Transformers license? They gave Optimus the wrong ring.Don’t worry, Bill, I’d probably do the same thing. Which is why I never ride them.Maybe he should try watching them all the way through.He still had a better time off than I did.That might not be Cass’s current outfit but I think it’s cool and I couldn’t find an Orphan photo that wasn’t her dead daddy.Yes, I know about vandalism in the name of their faction. That’s not funny. I only mentioned the muggings because it would get brought up.It’s not torture. It’s art practice.Yes, I know what “melee” means. It made for a good title, so I’m going with it.She is. It’s the principle of the thing.Like I haven’t already admitted that’s part of the reason for the style?And the ones for my videos are just me cursing. You don’t want to see that.With a name like “Dirk Slade”, I’m thinking dentist.Because I love happy endings.Great. Now I’m jealous of my own comic characters.Don’t mind me. Just clowning…no, I won’t do that to either of us.Take a marketing gimmick away from Max and Beth becomes the mature one. And she’s eight.Not based on a true story. Thank you Jesus!No, the Superman guest appearances don’t count. it’s specifically for Supergirl.Besides, my legs are usually that stubby. If anything they’re way too long.I’m assuming he has a smart TV that he can watch the livestream with.At least the rally can claim more worth than “let’s forget what Christmas is because jeans are on sale.AKA I ran out of Christmas traditions for her to question.And we have one spelling left.You get the feeling Leon gets worried coming to work around the holidays ever since Fizzbin came on board?