The Many Intros Of Star Trek

Star Trek: New Worlds

Star Trek: New Worlds (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Yeah, I think we all knew I was going to do this the moment I wrote it in yesterday’s review of the first episode of Star Trek: Discovery.

Star Trek has had numerous spin-offs since it started in 1966, each with its own opening credits that made it stand out but, if done right, still felt like a continuation of the mythos. And since I have a fascination with intros it should be no surprise that the last two series have been problematic. They were good intros but those intros lack that Star Trek vibe. (Also only one of the last two shows were what I’d call “good”, but that’s judging on one episode. They could both be bad as we go on.) But what makes a Star Trek intro…a Star Trek intro?

There have been seven official Star Trek shows. There have, as someone will possibly point out, eight intros if you count “The Cage”, the unaired (until recently) pilot that was rejected and later reworked into the two-part episode “The Menagerie”. For the purpose of space I will be focused on these eight series, ignoring tweaks that were made as the series went on to represent cast changes and improved special effects (including the re-done classic series) because I’m not that pedantic. I also won’t be looking at the movies and video games, or any fanfilm or fan series. This is still going to be very video heavy though. I’m sorry to people on slower connections and Patreon who has to click a bunch of links.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Thunderbolts #5

“Don’t worry, kids. It’s the abandoned district of New York. Because there totally is one.”

Thunderbolts #5

Marvel Comics (August, 1997)

“Growing Pains”

WRITER: Kurt Busiek

PENCILER: Mark Bagley

INKER: Vice Russell

COLORIST: Joe Rosas

LETTERER: Dave Lanphear

EDITOR: Tom Brevoort

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BW’s Morning Article Link: Thor’s Retro Trailer

One of the big YouTube memes is taking modern trailers and re-editing them in the style of trailers past. Gary over at Crisis On Earth Prime found this one for Thor: Ragnarok, the upcoming third movie in the Thor series of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

BW Pilot Review: Star Trek Discovery

Hey, that looked pretty cool–but it doesn’t feel like a Star Trek show. Which means it’s the perfect intro, because that’s Star Trek Discovery in one sentence. Pretty cool, but not Star Trek.

I have some free time this week if you want me to review all the Star Trek show intros (the movies would be harder). However, I didn’t put down Star Trek: Enterprise for its lack of a Star Trek-ish intro. I put it down because the rest of the show followed suit, and sadly this series is the same way. Heck, it was marketed outside of commercials celebrating having a woman of color in charge…but she’s the first officer. There is an Asian lady as captain, which is a first, but she’s being replaced by a white man on the ship that we’ll actually be following. And yet she’s still more likable than Katherine Janeway. A shame to lose her, actually. My point is the Star Trek universe is one in which color and gender aren’t supposed to matter, which it didn’t for the ads I saw. Of course we can debate that based on some episodes, but that’s a whole other topic. What the real question is…why doesn’t this show work when it so easily could have? There are going to be spoilers here, including a big one that I have to talk about.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Steel #9

“I need better mosquito repellent.”

Steel #9

DC Comics (November, 1994)

“Bad News”

WRITER: Louise Simonson

PENCILER: Frank Fosco

INKER: Mark Stegbauer

COLORIST: Robbie Busch

LETTERER: Pat Brosseau

EDITOR: Frank Pittarese

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BW’s Morning Video Link: Defending Mikaela Banes

Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf on the Transformers 2.

Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf on the Transformers 2 set. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I seldom agree with Lindsay Ellis, the former Nostalgia Chick, about social and political issues. She’s very liberal, I’m very not. And this comes to modern feminism as I think the movement has lost their way, but that’s only important for the link. As part of her multipart examination of the Michael Bay Transformers movies called The Whole Plate (based on a line by one of the characters in the first, only thing close to enjoyable movie in the Bayformers franchise) she’s had a subseries about how feminism pertains to the movies.

Interestingly she’s defending Megan Fox’s character, Mikaela Banes, in this episode. She points out that her sexualization comes not from how she is written but how the camera decides to look at her. You may end up with a little more respect for the character, and less for Bay. You may or may not feel sorry for Fox.

Jake & Leon #334: We All Make That Mistake

There are days I’ve made that mistake, too.

I need to design an official set for the break room.

With Star Trek: Discovery just about to air we’ll be taking our last break from Seduction Of The Innocent so I can review the pilot that will be airing on CBS while the rest of the series is exclusive to the All Access streaming service run by CBS. I’ll be honest, I’m trying to go in with an open mind but the more I hear the less I like. Now I’m starting to wonder if it will actually be good but I know it won’t be Star Trek. Have you seen and heard what they’re doing to the Klingons? This is what NEW alien races are for!

But I won’t be idle. The Prize Fight for “Dog Days” is coming Friday, I’m diving into the next story from the He-Man newspaper strips, and I’m hoping to come up with some other cool stuff. Next week and the week after we’ll finally finish going over this book, with a wrap-up the following week before going into our next Chapter By Chapter book, and it’s back to fiction I can summarize and review in one article per chapter. I’m looking forward to this one now that I’ve finally seen the movie. Speaking of which, I’m hoping to get another Finally Watched in this week if I can.

Prepare for my review of Discovery tomorrow night.