Saturday Night Christmas Showcase> Shining Time Station: ‘Tis A Gift

Bear with me, kids, as the way to present this week’s Showcase is…weird.

Shining Time Station was a PBS series taking place in the titular station. (The show would later air on Fox Family and Nick Jr.) Run by Stacy Jones, the cast would include the arcade section operator, Horace Schemer (who was always living up to his last name, but being the comedy relief not really succeeding), Stacy’s young nephew Matt, and Tanya, whose grandfather was the mechanic in season one but she remained as Matt’s friend through the series. There’s one more person but we’ll get to him later, plus a bunch of local townsfolk and visitors who end up at the station.

“Tis A Gift” is the Christmas episode, an hour-long special that ends the first season. Being Christmas of course the station is busy. Matt and Tanya are forced to hang out with a local mean girl, Horace and Stacy compete to be “Santa’s Helper”, and there’s also a Mr. Nicholas who is waiting for a train nobody can find a record of. There’s also a puppet band inside of Schemer’s jukebox that plays some Christmas songs for the occasion.

That last person is tied to the reason this show exists. Thomas And Friends is a UK franchise about a group of living trains on the island of Sodor and this show was meant to introduce it to the colonies. It works, as many parents and former parents can attest to, or at least their wallets can. The show’s been relaunched a few times, but the original was narrated by Ringo Starr. When it was brought over here as part of Shining Time Station Starr would come along as the magical lilliputian Mister Conductor, who would tell the stories to the kids as a framing device. In season two he left to focus on his music. The stories would be dubbed over by the new narrator…George Carlin. Yes, apparently the comedian known for his occasionally vulgar language-filled but blunt topical humor was considered the best choice for a children’s show. I’d shrug but he actually was quite good in the few episodes I watched out of curiosity or waiting for something else to come on. This show was not part of my viewing schedule, but Christmas Spotlight isn’t just about my nostalgia, it’s about good Christmas specials for you to have on each year when YouTube posters both official and not make them available. Also he was played by Alec Baldwin in Thomas And The Magic Railroad, a theatrical movie I have not seen at all.

Here is where the weird part comes in with tonight’s presentation. The uploader I’m using removed the Thomas And Friends segments out of copywrite concerns though that didn’t extend to the North American parts apparently. So whenever Mr. Conductor blows his whistle to transition to the Sodor stories it just jumps back to him and the kids. In order to give you as close to a complete experience as I can, stop the video and scroll down. The three stories of this hour-long special are there for you to enjoy. I have tried to get the Ringo Starr narrations but that’s where the fun really begins. The official US YouTube channel features the Carlin redubs while the UK channel has Starr’s dubs (leaving in references to characters like Fat Controller) but as part of a collection of episodes rather than on it’s own. So I’ve done my best to get postings of the Starr episode, about 5 minutes in length, and even the US version from Shining Time Station. However, don’t be surprised if you get Starr’s UK readings or Carlin’s readings at some point depending on what’s available when you come across this. It’s a hodgepodge but hopefully you’ll enjoy it anyway.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Wonderworld Comics #5

Not the strangest thing the Flame has done, mind you.

Wonderworld Comics #5

Fox Features Publications (September, 1939)

Fun fact about this issue (read along): apparently this is one of a series of comics from the collection of Golden Age comic collector Jim Vadeboncoeur, Jr. that he has allowed scanners to come and scan for Comic Book Plus and the Digital Comics Museum. The JVJ Archive appears to be massive, and CB+ alone has over four thousand comics when last checked, possibly over 42,000 depending on what part of the page you’re looking at. That’s a lot of comic books. They’re also very well read, and you can tell by the condition of the pages in the scans. I thought some of my older comics were in bad shape, it has nothing on this issue. Some of the pages don’t even look like they came from a together comic book. I think sometimes they use the Grand Comic Database for covers (they don’t do the watermark thing like I do to give credit) and that has to be the case here. This cover is in much better shape than the comic.

Frankly I wish either site also had a listing by publishing date. For example, looking up all the Fox Features comics that came out in September, 1939. At best I can look up all the comics from all the publishers that month but right now I want to keep to the Fox Features titles, especially their superhero stuff, though this anthology is a mix of superheroes and other action genres. I started this to look up Blue Beetle, so would you rather see me finish this series first or move over to rookie patrolman Dan Garrett, which I’ll still get to eventually. Let me know in the comments, but now it’s on to this week’s review of this comic.

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BW’s Belated Christmas Special Review> Reindeer In Here

This came out right after Thanksgiving and I wasn’t ready to watch Christmas specials just yet. This is when I found time to watch it, and no, the above video isn’t from the special. It is however tied to the special’s origin.

There was a time when Hallmark would release a special edition Christmas stuffed animal set, and would have an animated special made for home video, both sold together at Hallmark stores, with the characters saving Christmas for some family. Nowadays they just use the same two or three recycled romance plots, and set it at Christmas, like a romantic Die Hard, something set at Christmas but has nothing to do with the holiday itself. That’s right, I said it! Nobody’s telling you not to watch Die Hard at Christmas; just stop trying to convince us it’s a Christmas movie as if you need a reason for explosions and dead bodies. Sorry, neither of those things are Christmas. Deal with it!

Anyway, Reindeer In Here, co-produced by CBS, isn’t from Hallmark but it follows that dropped tradition. Created by TV producer Adam Reid, the goal was to give his children a Christmas tradition that also celebrated being different. The concept (official brand website) is otherwise similar to “elf on a shelf”. You give the kid the plushie and related storybook, the kid names the reindeer (and decide if it’s a boy or a girl, though now they come in multiple existing characters as well), the reindeer supposedly learns what the child wants, and then at Christmas it “magically flies away to the North Pole” to tell Santa what they want for Christmas. To celebrate uniqueness the various reindeer has certain features. The original reindeer has one antler smaller, another is pink, another has buck teeth and glasses, and so on. At first this was sold through Amazon but I guess Target picked it up as well.

This year CBS Studios released a CG-animated special to promote the book & toy set (and to have a Christmas special all their own I’d wager) airing on CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus. They aired it at an odd time, Tuesday at 9PM ET. I don’t know if that translates to 6PM Pacific Time (usually dinner time) or if they do the thing where it airs at 9 Easter, 8 Central, and then at 9 and 8 respectively for Mountain and Pacific, but to air in on a Tuesday night when the kids will be in bed because they have school the next day seems kind of dumb. At least do it on a Friday or Saturday where the parents may let them stay up. CBS even aired Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer at 8PM ET that same night. I know you don’t like kids, Hollywood mindset people, but at least don’t torture them with a new Christmas special they can’t stay up for just because you have a streaming service! But enough backstory, let’s review the special.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Star Blazers: The Magazine Of Space Battleship Yamato #10

So my copy seems to have vanished. I think I have an idea as to when but not where to. It’s somewhere in this studio. Lucky for me I found a legal online copy from the people who worked on it…which will lead to something special after I review the next issue.

“Hurry, let’s find Tronix’s missing copy of this comic!”

Star Blazers: The Magazine Of Space Battleship Yamato

Argo Press (February, 1997)

“Be Forever Yamato” part 2: “Invasion: Earth”

WRITER/LAYOUTS: Bruce Lewis

ARTIST: Tim Eldred

COLORIST/LETTERER: John Ott

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BW’s Daily Video> Every Room In The TARDIS Explained

Catch more from Harbo Wholmes on YouTube

CBR’s War On Clark Kent

It’s also a gift for the fans. I expect DC to return it as soon as possible.

And it appears we have an opening. At least if you ask CBR, the website that used to be known as Comic Book Resources before they went crazy. A recent article on the situation claims that Superman may not be willingingly restoring his secret identity as Clark Kent, and at least two different CBR writers would rather it stayed gone.

Nevermind the fact that Clark is how we connect to him as readers while also how Kal-El stays tuned to the world. Even Tom King knows that Clark is the source of Superman’s humanity. Take that from him and he grows distant, becoming the “godlike” being some people wrongly believe he is.

Specifically I’m going to look at four articles by two writers: Amer Sawan and Renaldo Matadeen. Apparently they’re fixed in the Supergod camp rather than Superman. They hate the idea of secret identities, at least for Superman. Well, I think they’re wrong and I’m about to go into why. Superman is my favorite superhero, I grew up with Superman as an important factor in what I believe a superhero should be, and Clark Kent is part of the reason why.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> LEGO Ninjago: The Challenge Of Samukai!

Burning plastic rarely ends well.

LEGO Ninjago: The Challenge Of Samukai!

Papercutz (2011)

WRITER: Greg Farshtey

ARTIST: Paul Henrique

COLORIST: Laurie E. Smith

LETTERER: Bryan Senka

EDITOR: Michael Petranek

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