Free Comic Inside> Commandrons Versus Some Knockoffs

It’s time to return to the McDonalds transforming Happy Meal toys nobody remembers, or rather their DC Comic minicomic pack-ins. For those of you new to the Commandrons, they were a quartet of toys created by Tomy. In the US McDonalds snagged these would-be Transformer rip-offs for their Happy Meals, though elsewhere they were released on store shelves without the minicomics and would also be added to the Canadian “Super Alternators” line. Here’s a more detailed history, which has two commercials they found online. For some reason they involve adults instead of kids. One is just a regular promo….

…and the other more silly. Listen very closely to the background effects, though.

Is it just me or did they use the classic Transformers sound effect for the Commandrons’ transformations!!!! The “communication beam” is another Sunbow sound effect but unless they were purposely trying to scuttle this non competition (or trying to prove to me that Floro Dery was right to ignore the actual toy designs as much as he did) I don’t think they were involved. Also, the “forces of darkness” according to the minicomics is some jerk businessman (back when that could be two separate things in fiction–occasionally) upset that the four rescue worker robots were joining four kids to save people for free rather than make him money. Well it looks like he’s going to try to make his own. Let’s see how that works out for him.

If you want to play this story out, kids, eat more hamburgers. Also, find a time portal to 1985.

Commandrons #3

McDonalds/DC Comics (1985)

“The Copy-bots”

No credits given because the creators didn’t want to be seen working on a kids promo comic. Too good for it, I guess, but that’s why I do Free Comic Inside, to show that these can be good stories as well, even if it is a cheap pack-in to a toy. Respect your work if not the product. Then again not respecting the product leads to modern “adaptations”, doesn’t it?

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Star Blazers: The Magazine Of Space Battleship Yamato #5

I’d make a joke but this represents a bittersweet ending.

Star Blazers: The Magazine Of Space Battleship Yamato #5

Argo Press (April, 1996)

“The New Voyage” finale

WRITER/ARTIST: Tim Eldred

COLOR/SPECIAL EFFECTS: John Ott & Tim Eldred

COVER ART/COLOR: Tim Eldred & E.M. Kane

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BW’s Daily Article Link> Henry Cavill Quits The Witcher

Henry Cavill has announced he will not return for season 4 of the Netflix “adaptation” of The Witcher. This article seems to speculate that Cavill left (to be replaced by Liam Helmsworth) because the book strayed too far from the source material, with one of the writers who left stating that the writers room was outright hostile to the source material, openly being uninterested or full on hating the books. I don’t follow the franchise but it’s not surprising given Netflix’s history of terrible live-action adaptations of anime. If the writer of that article is right, I wish he showed the same pushback towards Zac Snyder’s “Superman”, a character Cavill also claims to love.

Why They Can’t Write A Modern Superman

Sorry, but this topic is going to come up on this site until DC and Warner Brothers stop screwing up this character. Superman is my favorite superhero and one of the standards for how a superhero should be done, so when they get him wrong I worry about the future of the entire superhero genre. I don’t need this dark and gritty Superman. It’s not what draws me to this character and has drawn me to him since I was a little kid. And yet we get emo Superman, evil Superman, replacement Superman, but not the real thing…and in many cases they were calling the character Superman.

In my continuing quest to make sure the proper Superman isn’t forgotten in a sea of namesakes and analogs I came across a video by The Alternate Look on YouTube going over the problems of creating a Superman story in the 21st century. It’s longer and I have thoughts attached to it, so this is a feature article tonight instead of just a quickpost.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Sonic The Hedgehog: Triple Trouble

Just a day at the beach.

Sonic The Hedgehog: Triple Trouble

Archie Comics (October, 1995)

COVER ART: Patrick Spaziante & Harvo

COLORIST: Barry Grossman

COVER COLORS: Heroic Age

LETTERER: Mindy Eisman

EDITOR: Scott Fulop

Sonic The Hedgehog: “Tttriple Tttrouble!!!”

WRITER: Mike Gallagher

PENCILER: Dave Manak

INKER: Harvo

Tails: “Submersible Rehearsal”

WRITER: Mike Galagher

PENCILER: Art Mawhinney

INKER: Rich Koslowski

Knuckles The Echidna: “First Contact”

WRITER/PENCILER: Ken Penders

INKER: Jon D’Agostino

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BW’s Daily Video> Sesame Street: Elmo Vs. A Rock

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You know, I’m kind of annoyed that Elmo basically took Sesame Street from the other Muppets. I can understand none of the humans I grew up with being there. Actors and actresses retire and while the actor who played Mr. Hooper stayed on until he passed away (and the show actually acknowledged it, which is surprising for a show targeting such little kids but they did it beautifully) but at some point even before HBO took over and cut the episode runtime in half Elmo had essentially pulled a Steve Urkel and took over a show he wasn’t even an original character for. After watching this though…I feel sorry for him. I have to wonder about the message the show is sending here.

BW’s Art Soundoff 2022 #2: Why I Do Art Soundoff

Today’s shoutout: Strip Panel Naked

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