Netflix’s Cowboy Bebop…Why? Just…Why?

Just play the first few seconds of Yoko Tanno’s “Tank”, performed by The Seatbelts (a group made specifically for this show by Tanno), and most anime fans are right in the groove. There’s a reason Cartoon Network reran Cowboy Bebop for years and still breaks it out on occasion. Not only is the show itself amazing (and I don’t want to risk overhyping it) but the English dub is fantastic. Despite not being in the room together, a necessity when it comes to dubbing foreign productions due to the focus on matching the mouth movements (or “lipflaps”), the cast seems to play off each other like they were in the same room recording. The vocal choices are great, and the jazz music that is easily the soul of the series is left intact. If you haven’t watched it, you really should if sci-fi western-style shows are your thing.

Of course Hollywood can’t leave anything good alone, especially if it’s done without live actors. I keep mentioning the pecking order in the entertainment industry, with comics, video games, and animation at the bottom of the stack. If it’s cool, they reason it NEEDS to be done in live-action. Disney has been terrible at this lately as they seem to be replacing all their animated classics with sub-par live-action remakes and reimaginings that fail to grasp what animation has over live-action in terms of storytelling. (I thought I did an Art Of Storytelling on the subject but it isn’t coming up. Guess what we’re doing on Friday!)

Netflix is now part of the Hollywood system. Originally a way to get movies through the mail it has become a streaming service that makes its own TV shows and movies, with the same track record as any other studio. They’ve also gone down the route of live-actionizing animated favorites, including anime. Their history is…less than stellar, and now they’re bringing that record to Cowboy Bebop, a show with wide appeal around the world. Judging from what they’ve put out so far they have learned nothing from their last failure.

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BW’s Daily Video: What Do The Buttons On Vader’s Armor Do?

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Tarantino’s Gangster Trek: One Action I Wouldn’t Want A Piece Of

“I’m going to recommend changes to the Starfleet uniform.”

Yes, I know about the episode “A Piece Of The Action”. One of the Jake & Leon cast was named in honor of it. I know about Dixon Hill. That doesn’t mean that Quentin Tarantino’s plans to do a Star Trek gangster story is a good idea. Apparently that’s what he planned.

Tarantino isn’t to my taste but he’s not a bad director by any stretch. That doesn’t mean he is the right guy for every project however, and Star Trek is one of those properties. He’s talking retirement and thankfully this isn’t the movie he wants to go out on so we may never get to see this movie, and that’s a good thing. If you think J.J. Abrams and Alex Kurtzman are getting the franchise wrong, wait until you hear what screenwriter Mark L. Smith was planning alongside him. In a recent podcast Smith discussed what Tarantino’s plan was for his supposed Star Trek movie and while it actually does sound like an interesting plot, it’s not a good Star Trek plot. There is a difference.

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BW’s Daily Article Link: The Problem With Celebrity Podcasters

I get more and more over celebrities every time they speak. During the pandemic they didn’t want to risk not being heard despite the press handing on their every tweet and Instagram post while they ride out the lockdowns from one of their many large estates full of distractions most people don’t have, so they started making podcasts. Podcasting predates the very term now used to describe it and it’s already a hard format to get found on given that there are already so many podcasts on so many subjects. Now throw in people who have convinced others that they’re the only voice worth caring about in their limited time to listen to such things and it gets even harder. See also celebs making their own YouTube channels because their fragile little egos can’t handle someone else being popular that isn’t part of the Hollywood community.

So how is this affecting new people with new podcast voices and are any of these celebrity podcasts any good? The Guardian looks into the trend and the impact on the podcasting community and business.

Chapter By Chapter> Star Trek: Prime Directive part 2 chapter 5

Chapter By Chapter features me reading one chapter of the selected book at the time and reviewing it as if I were reviewing an episode of a TV show or an issue of a comic. There will be spoilers if you haven’t read to the point I have, and if you’ve read further I ask that you don’t spoil anything further into the book. Think of it as read-along book club.

PART TWO: The Last Mission chapter 5

This is an odd way to intro one of these, and it’s because I’m running out of limited spoilers for the intros (so that someone going through the homepage or just looking at the beginning of the article isn’t spoiled before reading the book or the chapter), but think about entertainment in the Star Trek universe. I mean the classic continuity because at least Discovery had a nightclub. And yet there is no television (but somehow still a news service), no movies, the only video game we see outside of the holodeck wouldn’t fly as a mobile game, and music choices are very limited. Paper books are an anachronism along the lines of vinyl records in favor of books on whatever they use for computer storage, and comics don’t even get that luxury. The future’s only enlightened if you’re a media snob. (Though it is odd that on a futuristic TV show nobody makes TV shows anymore.)

That has nothing to do with the book. That was just padding. Kirk made his choice but we already know things are going to go wrong. At least for me it’s a distraction to get to the important part, like a bad prequel, to sit through the build up for the next four chapters after this, and this is a longer chapter than the previous one. So I’m just sitting here waiting for the flashback to finally finish its story. Let’s see how that story unfolds.

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BW’s Daily Article Link: The Worst Romance Trope?

Person one is involved with person two until person three shows up and changes the whole dynamic. Far too many romance stories use this plot and too few of them do it right…and it gets worse when you realize the relationship is kind of toxic but we’re told it’s romantic. Author James Harrington goes into his problems with this trope and I completely agree, as I note in his comments.

Jake & Leon #500: We Made It!

Even though 2021 did its best to stop me, I still made it to #500!

Click this link to go to the archival page (or right click the comic and open in a new window, since either WordPress or the current frame won’t simply take you there if you just click on the comic, and that also goes for the “Jake & Leon Archives” section) and you’ll see what went into making the comic and why these characters are there, including the two sprites holding the banner. It’s a tribute to my journey putting comics on the internet from my old sprite comic days to the stuff I make now, including Jake & Leon. I’ve also wanted to update the comic logo since I’ve improved and the characters look a bit different from how they started out. You see it in the comic but here’s a larger view.

As for this week, I didn’t get to do a Clutter Report. I wanted to review the pity Transformer I bought last week but I spent all my free time on the comic and logo. Hopefully next week, though dealing with the kidney stone has delayed my seeing my primary to see if I can start lifting heavier stuff yet after the surgery. Like I said, 2021 keeps trying to stop me, but at best it’s only slowed me down. A lot, mind you.

This week on the site we have the next Chapter By Chapter review of Star Trek: Prime Directive, a couple of stuff I kind of have to discuss like the Netflix Cowboy Bebop situation and one interesting discussion topic both started and marred by current events, and hopefully some fun things as well. At least this week there shouldn’t be as many distractions. Wish I could say the same for next week. Have a good week!