In Which I’m Forced To Discuss Wonder Girl’s Wonderbra

Apparently discussing Ms. Martian’s panties wasn’t the creepiest I’d have to get. And that was a DECENT discussion. Now I’m going to feel dirty after this topic.
DC gravestone

There are times I hate being part of any fandom. Sometimes it’s the fans, sometimes it’s the creators, and sometimes it’s the companies backing the product. They make it hard for me to enjoy what I love. Fans who show their love for something is fine, even if they’re complaining about something they feel damages what they love about it. However, if you aren’t a fan, why take it away from us by turning it into something you like? That’s not improving, that’s ruining it for the rest of us.

This has been one of my problems with the New 52. It’s been taken over by the “kewl kids” who didn’t like what made DC so fun and it became loaded with fanservice, angst, and a lack of fun. It’s a power fantasy for dudes who already think they have the power. And if you go against the power you take a pounding. Sadly, there’s more than one way to interpret that.

Take the case of Janelle Asselin, former DC editor, who made a guest contribution post to Comic Book Resources dissecting the cover for the new Teen Titans #1. (Because renumbering will fix everything that was wrong with that title, right?) Basically, she didn’t like it, especially how Wonder Girl (Cassie Sandsmark because Donna Troy has no place in the New 52…until they come up with her 8,000th origin story. At 10,000 she gets a prize) was drawn. And the dude bros came out in force telling her to shut up.

By threatening to rape her. Scroll past the Brett Booth part.

If you have to use rape to silence a woman about misogyny, you’ve pretty much proven her point. Also that you’re not a real man and need to be castrated for the sake of the human race and the male reputation. God can heal you when you wise up and stop failing at humanity. Until then you shouldn’t be allowed to tell boys how to be men and should NEVER be allowed to have a daughter. Or be around women at all, even prostitutes and strippers.

I try to keep things PG here but jerks like these make it difficult. The question to ask in this really long intro is whether or not Ms. Asselin is right or if she’s overreacting to the cover. Well, since covers are one of my favorite ranting topics let’s break out the cover to the re-relaunched Teen Titans and see who’s right about what.

 

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Today’s Comic> Flash Gordon #1 (Dynamite)

Flash Gordon #1 (Dynamite)

Too many covers. I didn’t end up caring which one I ended up with.

Flash Gordon #1

Dynamite (2014)

This is the third Flash Gordon comic book in the past few years. Are they doing that bad?

WRITER: Jeff Parker
ARTIST: Evan Shaner
COLORIST: Gabriel Hardman
SELECTED COVER ART: Sergio Fernandez Davila
SELECTED COVER COLORIST: Ivan Nunes
LETTERER: Simon Bowland
EDITOR: Nate Cosby

 

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Morning Article Link: Batman & Wonder Woman Versus Gorilla Surgeons

All-New Batman TBATB #4

Chris Sims of Comics Alliance loves a good crazy Batman story. Not All-Star Batman & Robin crazy but Bob Haney and Jim Aparo crazy. The Brave & The Bold was a Batman team-up title in the 70s and they made the craziest ideas work in ways early Silver Age wishes it could. As an example, Sims looks at a Wonder Woman team-up involving the aforementioned gorilla surgeons, a TARDIS like yacht complete with old west robot city, and whatever else came out of Haney’s head.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Fantastic Four #6 (Heroes Reborn)

Fantastic Four #6 (HR)

“So can I join…” “NO!”

Fantastic Four Vol. 2 #6

“Industrial Revolution” prologue”

Marvel Comics (April, 1997)

COLORISTS: Joe Chiodo & Martin Jimenez
LETTERER: DL
EDITOR: Mike Heisler
 
 “Retribution:
PLOT/PENCILS: Jim Lee
SCRIPT: Brandon choi
INKERS: Scott Williams & JD
 
“Industrial Revolution” prologue
WRITER: Scott Lobdell
PENCILER: Brett Booth
INKER: Tom McWeeney

 

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Filler Video: Two Kidd Video Members Reunite

I had trouble sleeping last night, so here’s something I had in reserve.

Hey, remember Kidd Video?

The people you saw in the live-action segments not only performed the voices, but the music videos…with their own singing and instrument playing. In 2012, two of the members, Robbie “Whiz” Rist (who you may also remember as Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch) and Gabrielle Rozzi-Nelson, alias Carla, found themselves together at the Redballs Rock and Roll Pizza in Woodland Hills, California (where it appears Rist performs on Fridays and the place appears to have moved since this video was shot), and decided to rock out. (The full sequence of events I’m not privy too.) In this video, they perform a cover of “When Will I Be Loved“.

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Today’s Comic> Astro City #11

Astro City #11

“I can’t get a quite place to do my yoga, can I?”

Astro City #11

Vertigo (June, 2014)

“The Sorcerer’s Assistant”
WRITER/CREATOR: Kurt Busiek
ARTIST: Brent Eric Anderson
COVER ART: Alex Ross
COLORISTS: Alex Sinclair & Wendy Broome
LETTERERS/DESIGN: John G. Roshell & Jimmy Betancourt
ASSISTANT EDITOR: Jessica Chen
EDITOR: Kristy Quinn

 

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Morning Article Link: How JR Ewing Stopped Romania From Ruining Santa

English: Portrait of Nicolae Ceauşescu. Română...

English: Portrait of Nicolae Ceauşescu. Română: Portret Nicolae Ceauşescu. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Communism sucks eggs, and nobody knows that better than someone who has suffered through it without being the ones in charge. (The ones in charged LOVE communism.) Cracked.com contributor Jason Iannone teams with former communism victim Patrice Beconne to describe her time in Romania under the rule of Nicolae Ceausescu.

Why is this BW material? Well, Ceausescu’s attempt to use JR and the rest of Dallas as anti-American propaganda backfired, a woman secretly translated and voiced pirated Western media, and Ceausescu even replaced Santa Claus with a cheap knockoff. You don’t mess with Santa Claus!

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