Finally Watched…Bumblebee

If you don’t know I’m a Transformers fan by now then you are extremely new to this website. Ask me what the greatest toy ever invented is and I’ll tell you…LEGOs actually. It helps expand imagination, basic building skills, and you get to make your own toys! Ask me what my favorite is and I’ll tell it’s Transformers because I don’t have time to build LEGOs and Transformers has a fascinating multiverse. While I’m not into every take on Transformers I have yet to see one that isn’t just a matter of personal taste. Yes, even the Bay movies. There are worse ways to screw up an adaptation (I’ve gone over a few this week and if I had the guts we’d be talking about that Powerpuff Girls desecration that leaked out this week. I have to make myself read the script but based on what I’ve already heard, “campy” is the least of this garbage’s problem.

So back to Bay’s Transformers. It suffers from a lot of problems but those problems come from Bay himself. Put a director who at least has more respect for the franchise, even if he isn’t necessarily a fan, and you may get something better. That was our hope when it came to 2018’s Bumblebee, a prequel unless it isn’t to the 2007 Transformers that brought the franchise beyond the regular fans and back to the nostalgic…before screwing it up royally and then constantly doubling down in sequels. When the movie hit I saw all kinds of praise for it. I still remained skeptical. G1 Bumblebee is my favorite Autobot and any Transformer bearing his name in the multiverse has to prove themselves to me. Transformers Animated gave us a Bumblebee that was more like Rattrap, and while Rattrap is my favorite of the Maximals I want Bumblebee to be Bumblebee and Rattrap to be Rattrap. I finally got to watch the recording from Epix 2 that’s been sitting on my DVR for some time now. Did it live up to what I wanted in a Transformers movie?

RELEASE DATE: 2018

RELEASED BY: Paramount Pictures and Allspark Pictures

RUNTIME: 1 hour 54 minutes

RATING: PG-13

STARRING: Hailee Steinfeld, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., and John Cena

SCREENWRITER: Christina Hodson

DIRECTOR: Travis Knight

GROSS REVENUE: $127,195,589

ESTIMATED BUDGET: $135,000,000

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Scooby-Doo Team-Up #19

“You don’t want to know what’s in here.” (translated from Scooby)

Scooby-Doo Team-Up #19

DC Comics (December, 2016; as posted in the comiXology version of the volume 4 trade)

“Scooby-Doo And The Conjurer’s Conundrum”

WRITER: Sholly Fisch

ARTIST: Dario Brizuella

COLORIST: Franco Riesco

LETTERER: Saida Temofonte

EDITOR: Brittany Holzherr

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BW’s Daily Video: A Defense Of The CD-i

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I have the Magnavox 550 version with the digital video cartridge built-in. I actually enjoy most of the games I own, which I hope to show if I can ever get a video capture device that will work with it and thus get that Video Game Clutter series finally going.

Free Comic Inside: The Forgotten GI Joe Series

Let’s talk about something a bit more fun, shall we?

I’m always keeping a look out for promo minicomics I haven’t heard of before because it’s a form of comic that gets less respect than the regular comic or any cartoon based on a toyline. Well, a fellow Reviewers Unknown contributor from back in the day, Irving of Irving’s Zoo recently did a review I’ll post at the end of the article on a promotional video I’ve heard about before. Sgt. Savage And His Screaming Eagles was a failed attempt at doing a G.I. Joe spinoff line around a new character…obviously Sgt. Robert Savage, who undergoes the Captain America treatment and wakes up in the modern day of 1995. A man out of time he gets his own group of Joes that would wash out of Sgt. Slaughter’s “Slaughterhouse” and faces a new group, the I.R.O.N. Army. Oddly the enemy in the direct to video, pack-in special was named Lt. Garrison Kreiger, a traitor who sabotaged their mission in World War II and was somehow alive in the present, while the toyline and minicomic make the main villain the more toyetic name General Blitz.

During the review Irving mentions a pair of minicomics, so you know I had to hit the search engine almost immediately and find them. Thanks to Yo Joe.com both comics are available, part 1 and part 2 of “Sgt. Savage Versus General Blitz”, packed in with Battle Command Sgt. Savage and Cyborg General Blitz. The fascinating part is that Joe Kubert is credited as the artist. I always find it interesting when big-name creators work on these projects. However the interest around here is the story. How does that work out?

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Robotech Masters #20

“Why did you say ‘Martha’?”

Robotech Masters #20

Comico The Comic Company (November, 1987)

“Daydream”

WRITER: Mike Baron

PENCILER: Harrison Fong

INKER: Bill Anderson

COLORIST: Tom Vincent

LETTERER: Bob Pinaha

EDITOR: Maggie Brenner

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BW’s Daily Video: Is Samus Aran A Magical Girl?

Catch more of Lockstin on the Gnoggin YouTube channel.

 

Superman’s Latest Misadventure

And here we go. Before we start I want to make sure people who don’t read more than the first paragraph (or sometimes the headline so they may not even see this far) are aware I know these are only images and that we don’t know what the show will be like. However…the point of promotional material is to get people excited for some new show, movie, comic, game, or other product. Also, we aren’t judging the quality of the final product, we are judging what they think will excite us for the show and the quality of the adaptation (again…there…is…a…difference). So telling me it’s not out yet is missing the whole point of the promotional material and this article. If what they’re showing us is doing the opposite of its job then as a critic I must point that out.

And that’s exactly what’s going on with this announcement.

DC Entertainment (the part of DC that forgets the comics that spawned it) announced two new cartoons to appear on HBO Max and Cartoon Network…which means I could actually watch one of the if not for how Cartoon Network treats action cartoons. If they have them they bury them. Then again, that may explain what we’re seeing of the new Superman but I’ll get back to that. Also mentioned is a new Batman series, Batman: Caped Crusader. Bruce Timm is supposed to be returning and while that used to be amazing he lost my respect when he decided to shoehorn yet another Bruce/Barbara affair into his adaptation of The Killing Joke. It could still hold promise but then there are the other two involved. J.J. Abrams turned Star Trek into Star Wars and Star Wars into a less enjoyable repeat that only got worse when he left and had to fight the idiots in charge when he was begged back. The other producer is Matt Reeves, whose take on Batman has been questionable thus far. I’m not looking forward to it but I kind of have to watch this if Cartoon Network actually promotes and airs the darn thing.

Of course what we’re here for is My Adventures With Superman, the new cartoon that will give us an early-years take on Superman, Lois, and Jimmy by turning them all into twenty-somethings. If that was the only thing they were turning into I would have a few issues already with the presentation we’re shown, and you’d be amazed how much information one picture can give when the art is done well, and that’s the only compliment I can give it. It’s a more modern art style but I do see some good things about it and it’s not bad necessarily. It’s just they got the characters wrong right at the start, which is a rather amazing feat.

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