My Favorite Intros: Mr. T

I once talked about the intro to the Chuck Norris cartoon that wanted to be the Mr. T cartoon but never really talked about the intro TO the Mr. T cartoon. Let’s finally correct that oversight.

The bodyguard turned actor formerly known as Laurence Tureaud is best known for playing Clubber Lang in Rocky III and B.A. “Bad Attitude” Baracus, the child-loving, fool-pitying mechanic and muscle of The A-Team. Mr. T (first name Mr, middle name the period, last name T) would also appear in family sitcoms like Silver Spoons and Diff’rent Strokes as pretty much himself. He became a great hit with kids, which led to toys and other merchandise–even his own breakfast cereal–and of course his own cartoon.

Produced by Ruby-Spears, Mr. T (I’ve seen it written online as Mister T but we all know the proper spelling of his name) was one of the few shows about a celebrity that actually had the celebrity voicing him. I don’t mean something like Wishkid or The Gary Coleman Show, where a famous person played a character. (In fact Gary Coleman’s character was based on a TV movie he did called The Kid With The Broken Halo, about an apprentice guardian angel.) Since there was nothing unintentionally funny about it and anything for kids is immediately considered “dumb” the portion of the T-Fan arm that just likes to see him toss guys around–seriously, at one point in the early years of the internet when I finally got on there were a series of poorly edited photo comics about Mr. T throwing dudes “hella far” while drinking milk, calling Murdock a crazy fool and driving the A-Team van into outer space to occasionally fight aliens–they have immediately wrote off the show. Even Mr. Enter put the show down, but ask any 80s kid worth talking to and they’ll tell you the show was awesome!

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Iron Man vol 3 #36

This is why you don’t drop your phone in Tony Stark’s pool.

Iron Man volume 3 #36

Marvel Comics (January, 2001)

“Danger Deep”

WRITER: Chuck Dixon

PENCILER: Paul Ryan

INKER: Mark Pennington

COLORIST: Steve Oliff

LETTERER: Troy Peteri

ASSISTANT EDITOR: Brian Smith (I’m guessing on this one, stupid gag credits)

EDITOR: Bobbie Chase

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BW’s Morning Article Link: Alien Nation Remake Canceled

Disney has been going through planned 20th Century Fox movies and shutting them down. I wonder if the failure of Dark Phoenix has them antsy? Last week we learned The Mouse Guard got the guillotine and now it’s a remake of the 80s sci-fi cult hit Alien Nation getting sent back into space. The original was inspired by immigrants coming from Ellis Island in the old days and was a commentary on immigrants, so you can guess what a modern remix would do with that theme. (At least this time it’s a production that should have that theme in a remake.) The movie inspired comics and a popular TV series on Fox, the latter of which I rather enjoyed. I wonder if the remake would have had as much luck?

Chapter By Chapter: Transformers Armada–The Battle Begins chapter 2

Chapter By Chapter features me reading one chapter of the selected book at the time and reviewing it as if I were reviewing an episode of a TV show or an issue of a comic. There will be spoilers if you haven’t read to the point I have, and if you’ve read further I ask that you don’t spoil anything further into the book. Think of it as read-along book club.

Thus far we have seen how the Mini-Cons came to Earth and were introduced to our human character. Given the title of the next chapter I’m guessing we won’t see the Mini-Cons debut until then. We do have to arrange the meeting place first and seeing as this is a book for younger readers the pacing is still better than our last book. I can’t complain too much.

I’m curious how Fred and Billy, the bullies from the other media, will fare here. In the anime the two reform but Billy still bosses Fred around and they made a lot of jokes about his weight, hinting that he might even have diabetes but still playing his character off for laughs, I think most of us were happy to not seem them return in Energon. In the comics, the first story arc by Chris Sarracini gave us Seth and Sid instead, but as soon as Simon Furman took over, he went with the show’s Fred and Billy, who show up for one page of one issue and are never seen again, which makes them rather pointless. I’m guessing some fanservice since they’re also in the UK comic Furman wrote. We already know Rad and Carlos are close to the same as the show with Alexis getting a new characterization but having her friends with the others like in the US comics. Well, there’s only one way to find out.

Chapter 2: The Cave Of Darkness

I’m betting it’s not as impressive as it sounds. This isn’t a fantasy story.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker adaptation

Getting a Tarantino movie has really has gone to the Joker’s head.

Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker adaptation

DC Comics (February, 2001)

WRITER: Darren Vincenzo

PENCILER: Craig Rousseau

INKER: Rob Leigh

COLORIST: Chris Chuckry

LETTERER: Tim Harkins

ASSISTANT EDITOR: Frank Berrios

EDITOR: Bob Schreck

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BW’s Morning Video: Rumors, Updates, And Theories On The Masters Of The Universe movie

I’m still not convinced this needs to be made but I really hope they make something good. For a change. Keep an eye on Midnight’s Edge for more updates.

Jake & Leon #413: Cool As Hoff

When awesomeness is normalized, what is awesome?

I am planning to finally make a dedicated break room set since that’s long overdue. No Clutter Report this week for the same reason there was no comic review on Saturday. I had a party to go to Saturday afternoon and the rest of week it was so hot and I was having trouble falling asleep that things just got lost in the shuffle. It’s also one of the reasons Captain PSA didn’t get done last week but I’m still partway through it.

This week I do plan to review the comic adaptation of Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker, but that’s currently planned for the regular Monday comic review. At some point I want to discuss the movie itself in greater detail. What else happens this week depends on something that might be happening on Monday that I don’t want to discuss right now and doesn’t currently affect BW operations. Hopefully it will be good news for me. The updates have been kind of lame lately, but with luck I’ll be able to better plan stuff now that the video just needs to have captions added to them before moving to the next one. We’ll see how things turn out this week.