Muffy & The Mysterians–The Lost Proto-Transformers?

If you’ve been here long enough you already know about my love of Transformers. While the Michael Bay films were disappointing, the IDW stories aren’t my cup of tea but not necessarily terrible, and I don’t know what people see in Simon Furman’s Marvel run–especially Generation Two, The Transformers multiverse remains my all-time favorite fiction, and my favorite toys (though I do also throw in the GoBots and any other transforming robot toy of that ilk). There’s just something about the concepts that find enjoyable.

When the shows and comics first started coming out a lot of information was not revealed to the public…because the public didn’t care. We just wanted to play with the toys, watch the shows, read the comics, and in some cases read the books and play the video games. Now we live in the Information Age and are filled with 80s nostalgia, so here’s something that recently came to light. Did you know that Transformers and GoBots almost ended up NOT being the first transforming robots on US shelves? That another property potentially had a comic and cartoon? Knickerbocker’s Mysterians: The Hidden Force is an interesting tale, and could have been the early Transformers, or something called Car And Cable. And this was not an import like their Cybertronian and Gobotronian counterparts. These warriors from Mysterion would have been completely original toys.

Now some of you may be asking why the storytelling review site is focusing on this? It’s barely in qualification for The Clutter Reports, my other site that has featured Transformers and GoBots toy reviews. Well, there’s that whole licensed media aspect. Chris McFeely, the man behind Transformers: The Basics, brought together all the toy and media information and presented it in a virtual panel for the TF Nation online convention (another victim of the death plague quarantine). Learn how both DC messed up their shot, how Marvel Comics and Marvel Productions didn’t get along, how one comic series had their named changed because of the Marvel connection, and one creator’s obsession with dogs, plus how Transformers almost ended up being a CBS Saturday morning show instead of the syndicated series we know and love. And it was all started by a keychain robot train and a fake toy cigarette lighter robot. It’s all quite fascinating.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> The New Avengers #4

“Okay, who forgot to fill the swimming pool?”

New Avengers #4

Marvel Comics (April, 2005)

“Breakout” part 4

WRITER: Brian Michael Bendis

PENCILER: David Finch

INKER: Danny Miki

COLORIST: Frank D’Armata

LETTERING: Albert Deschesne

PRODUCTION: Omar Otieku

ASSISTANT EDITORS: Stephanie Moore, & Molly Lazer

ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Andy Schmidt

EDITOR: Tom Brevoort

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Transformers: The Basics On Energon

I actually posted this video to remind you about this series, and because it’s been in the queue for months, which you can find on Chris McFeely’s YouTube channel. Come back tonight because he just posted a video about a period of pre-Transformers history that only recently came to light. And yes, while toys are involved it is storytelling related as well as fascinating if you’re anything like me.

Chapter By Chapter> Doctor Who: The Time Travellers chapter 7

Chapter By Chapter features me reading one chapter of the selected book at the time and reviewing it as if I were reviewing an episode of a TV show or an issue of a comic. There will be spoilers if you haven’t read to the point I have, and if you’ve read further I ask that you don’t spoil anything further into the book. Think of it as read-along book club.

We’re somewhere around the halfway point of this book depending on if you’re counting chapters or looking where my bookmark is. Chapter-wise we’re there, but the bookmark is slightly before the middle of the book. We’ll see how close we are when the chapter ends. At any rate, we have time-clones, a war whose origin has yet to be explained, and killers all over the place. This is a long day for the Doctor and friends.

Since I’ve taken time to discuss the various Companions as they appear in the book it’s time to get to the last of our heroes, Susan (Foreman). I think we forget that Susan, though a teenager, is still a Time Lady. She may not be as learned as Romana but as we see in this story it makes sense that she understands time and how it works. Even back in the pilot she looked at a history book she borrowed from Barbara and saw information that she claimed wasn’t right. However, in this case we’re talking about time itself, the “d” of the equation (space being the “e”). While the rules of time came with exceptions as the story demanded it there are still rules to be followed. Susan is able to figure out where the alternate Andrewes (and presumably the Ian and Bamford) come from and that stopping this experiment is so important to the future of the space/time continuum as well as possibly the multiverse that what happens to her and Barbara are secondary concerns. Even the Doctor, who loves his granddaughter very much, may be forced to sacrifice her for the future of all reality, and despite being the more emotional of the quartet she accepts this and her possible fate/ And yet she still believes in her grandfather, who I remind you isn’t the savoir of time we know him as today. As Ian once pointed out, Susan is brilliant in some things, even more so than her teachers, and ignorant about others. We get to see more of her brilliance in this story so let’s see what she and the others do next.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Justice League Unlimited #31

“I don’t think the new diet plan was such a good idea.”

Justice League Unlimited #31

DC Comics (May, 2007)

“The One-Man Justice League”

WRITER: Adam Beechen

ARTIST: Dave Santana

COLORING: Heroic Age

LETTERER: Mike Sellers

EDITOR: Rachel Gluckstern

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BW’s Daily Article Link: What Makes A Story “Dark”

I don’t like movies that are dark just to be dark. If the story calls for it, fine, and there darker stories I actually enjoy. However, being dark is not instantly good and when someone praises a movie for how dark it is I want to smack them. So what makes a good dark story? First, we need to understand what a dark story actually is versus what these lovers of “dark” think it is. Author Cheah Kit Sun weighs in on what he thinks it means.

Jake & Leon #464: Herodude & Enemies #1 part 7

The obligatory action scene.

I’m going to be taking a semi-break from The Clutter Reports since I really want to get caught up on some of my emails and it’s a boring topic. If I’m pulled into another project I’ll report on it but my goal is to get at least caught up through 2019’s backlog, and any decent “evergreen” articles might end up on the daily link.

I also have something cool for you guys this week from Chris McFeely, host of Transformers: The Basics on YouTube. It’s something about a Transformers predecessor toyline that also goes into storytelling licensing, the issues between Marvel Comics and Marvel Productions in the 1980s, and Dennis Marx’s obsessions with kids and dogs. It should be fascinating. Also, more Art Of Storytelling and more Doctor Who. Sorry this posted so late tonight and have a good week!