Hey, those of you who demand fiction should be “true to real life”. How would you like to know that the Goonies and the kids on Stranger Things are headed for the worst adulthoods imaginable. Like everything is downhill from here. Or that you have to question if it’s more psychologically damaging to survive a magical war or a dinosaur attack? Cracked video contributor Daniel O’Brien looks at what happens to these kid heroes after the credits roll. Still think you want a “real” story? Imagine what the Monster Squad’s future is like now? Especially that little girl who made friends with a monster she had to send to another universe after a vampire called her a bitch to her face? Oh she is in for so much therapy, drug use, and nightmares you can never truly imagine. Enjoy your movie now, sucker! “True to real life” my foot!