“Yesterday’s” Comic> Isaac Asimov’s I-Bots Vol. 2 #9

Isaac Asimov's I-Bots Vol 2 #9

Just another family reunion.

Isaac Asimov’s I-Bots Vol. 2 #9

FINAL ISSUE

Big Entertainment (February, 1997)

“Rebirth” finale: “Bot To Front”
WRITERS: Cliff Biggers & Brett Brooks
ARTISTS: Pat Broderick, Mark Heike, & David Jacob Beckett
COLORING: Prismacolor
LETTERER: Michael A. Palmer
EDITOR: James Chambers
CONCEPT: Isaac Asimov
DEVELOPER: Howard Chaykin

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New Star Wars Trailer Drops

Empire Strikes Back adaptation

Hopefully I can actually get started on Chapter By Chapter of Shadows Of The Empire before The Force Awakens hits theaters. Being sick is a pain. However, we’re here to discuss the latest trailer.

Seeing fans go gaga over teasers and montages and trying to figure out everything they’re going to be dead wrong about can be either funny or frustrating. But that’s what the teasers are for when it comes to some big production, get people talking. However, when you’re spending time and money just to see a 2+ minute trailer in a theater even if there isn’t a movie out your interested in maybe you should rethink your priorities. At any rate I got to see the latest one on YouTube and if there wasn’t something interesting to look at besides a droid whose head can ride a big ball there wouldn’t be an article here. Lucky for me there are some interesting things to discern from this…which I may end up being wrong on, but at least I didn’t wait two hours in line and fork over money for it. I don’t have money for one thing.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Transformers Energon #21

Transformers Energon #21

I think Optimus is on this cover. That’s all I’ve got.

Transformers Energon #21

Dreamwave (March, 2004)

“What Lies Beneath”
WRITER: Simon Furman
PENCILER: Joe Ng
INKER: Elaine To
COLORIST: David Cheung & Jong-Im Lee
LETTERER: Ben Lee

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Morning Article Link: Kong’s New Friends

King Kong #3

I don’t usually bother with set updates for the Morning Article Link but I can’t find a good one right now. So here’s some information on the upcoming prequel Kong: Skull Island featuring set images and some of the cast for the film.

“Yesterday’s” Comic> Transformers: Generation One #1

Transformers Generation One #1

“The good news is I found your optic unit lens.”

Transformers: Generation One #1

Dreamwave (April, 2002)

WRITER: Chris Sarracini
PENCILER: Pat Lee
INKER: Rob Armstrong
BACKGROUNDS: Edwin Garcia
COLORIST: TheRealT!
LETTERING: Dreamer Design
GRAPHIC DESIGN: Paul Villafuerte

How do we show we’re adult now? Megatron kills a guy while his fellow lookout is taking a leak. This gives you an example of how we’re going to do things around here. Not that this pisses on the franchise because it doesn’t but forget the kids, they have Armada. The backstory is told through a fake new article at the back of the book. In 1999 the Earth got tired of Decepticons messing up the place and the governments of the world united to join the Autobots in finally bringing them down, but with a heavy cost. Afterwards The Ark II was built not only to bring the Decepticon prisoners to Cybertron but human envoys who would establish proper ties with the Autobots. Considering what we learn in the next miniseries there are problems with this plan but I’ll get into that there. Not that it matters because for unexplained reasons the ship exploded and presumably killed everyone, including Sparkplug (who is from Cleveland now for some reason).

Now your obligatory secret military group (who is actually named in the aforementioned article along with the guy in charge, Colonel Hallo…because “Lazarus” wasn’t enough biblical naming for this story apparently) approaches Spike. There is a good few seconds showing young Daniel of this continuity. As Lazarus shows Megatron to another buyer and explains he found the Transformers and reprogrammed them to follow his commands (although even now Megatron bows to no human), Hallo shows the picture of Megatron attacking the South American rebels (the peeing guy and his friend were part of that) and that they WERE able to find a Transformer of their own…Optimus Prime!

What they got right: I’m not a fan of continuing a continuity we weren’t privy to (even in this story this isn’t the cartoon continuity…Buster gets name dropped for example), but at least they do a decent job telling us how we got to this point via the article and mild exposition.

What they got wrong: Let’s get the art issues out of the way first. The humans have blank expressions that ranks somewhere between dull surprise and not really caring on the character’s part. Probably the laziest thing, however, is that you can tell they just used the Autobot symbol from a Transformers fan-made font and put it on Optimus’s shoulders. I can’t draw the symbol well either but I’m not a supposedly “superstar” artist who fought for one of the most coveted nostalgia licenses of the time, and I would still at least try to put the symbol in the art itself!

Then there’s the story. There’s the obligatory autonomous military body that no military would put together or be allowed to put together, even under a President and Congress body who like the government in charge of our existence. This of course comes with the janitor warning Spike that they aren’t what they seem, just in case you weren’t convinced they were going to be the bad guys later on. Lazarus and both of the clients we’ve seen so far talk like nobody has heard of the Transformers before while obviously everyone has heard of them, as they fought a war with them! Lazarus even uses Hound as his personal jeep. In the Arctic. An open-aired jeep. Lazarus is kind of stupid is what I’m saying.

Recommendation: Thankfully Sarracini will be replaced from the second miniseries on and this one ends up rather inconsequential. It’s not worth the trouble.

Back To The Future 2 From The Teens Living It Live


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In 1989, Back To The Future: Part II hit theaters. The franchise has become a cult hit, spawning a Saturday morning cartoon, a ride at Universal Studios (the movie portion of which you can probably find), video games (for better or for worse), and comics, including a miniseries coming out now from IDW. In the movie Marty McFly and his girlfriend Jennifer Baines are brought by Doctor Emmett Brown to the far future of October 21. 2015 because somehow they can help get their future kids in order–somehow. In honor of that I should probably do something.

The problem is that while I’ve seen and enjoyed the first movie I was never really drawn into the franchise. I saw a few episodes of the cartoon, but all I’ve seen of the second film are the same clips everybody shows and almost nothing of the third movie. I’ve never really been drawn into it. Lucky for me the Fine Brothers are huge fans and decided to get the Martys and Jennifers of today, modern teens, to look at the vision of 2015 the film gave us and compare it to what we actually accomplished. Am I the only one happy we didn’t get flying cars? Image what happens when you have engine trouble or run out of gas?

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Masters Of The Universe (Star) #1

Masters Of The Universe #1 (Star)

“Hey, turn off that light! We’re trying to sleep!”

Masters Of The Universe #1

Marvel/Star Comics (May,1986)

“The Coming Of Hordak!”
WRITER: Mike Carlin
PENCILER: Ron Wilson
INKER: Dennis Janke
COLORIST: Bob Sharen
LETTERER: Janice Chiang
EDITOR: Ralph Macchio

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