Jake & Leon #488: About A Rock

(Yes, this time I have the right title on the strip.)

One of the inspirations for Star Wars were old movie serials, and yes, there were rock monsters. I looked that up in like 10 minutes.

Throw in design and then actually drawing it, and you get to a half-hour. I read somewhere that the author of that particular novel let her boyfriend come up with the concept. That was her first mistake. I mean I can accept The Vessel as the pilot could be that unimaginative, but when you show your idea of a rock creature is just a rock you kind of fail. This dude, like the monsters I based him on, folds into a rock for hiding or sleeping. There’s still room to play while making him not suck. How “quick” is a living rock that has no limbs? Look up old sci-fi serials and Kurosawa films and you’ll have a better understanding of what your doing. I’ve only seen the former, but if I were hired to write something Star Wars I’d track a few Kurosawa films down.

Meanwhile I ended up wasting time on this week’s Clutter Report since my old art software isn’t liked by Windows 10. You’d think all the complaints about lacking backwards compatibility on Microsoft’s part would have been addressed by now. If you could play old X-Box games on a One-X, you’re sales would go through the roof!

So what’s happening this week? We’re almost done with the Chapter By Chapter review of BattleTech: I Am Jade Falcon as well as the DC comics I have yet to review. Soon I’ll have to dip into the comiXology library and then replace DC with a new series after years of going over my DC library for the Monday comic review. Marvel isn’t that far behind but one series will keep it going for quite a bit longer. I want to look at the Free Comic Book Day offerings and maybe do some other fun stuff. I should be here all week depending on when I can get a 2020 Plague shot and how that affects me. Wish me luck and have a good week!

Saturday Night Showcase: Kamen Rider W

Last week we looked at my favorite Kamen Rider series and naturally my favorite of the Showa Riders. (Yes, I’ve heard about the recent remarks the actor made about his time on the show. It doesn’t change the character or the show itself.) Tonight we look at my favorite of the Heisei Riders, Kamen Rider W (and there’s a debate if that should be read as “W” or “Double” that I won’t get into).

Inspired by American noir detective novels, Shotaro Hidari thinks of himself as a “hard-boiled” detective. His chief died as they rescued a man named Philip and the Double Driver, a device that uses “Gaia Memories” to merge them together into a Kamen Rider. Each of the two memories in a Driver offers different powers as well as power certain devices they have. They try to protect Futo, the Windy City (because there are so many windmills Captain Planet would faint), from Dopants, humans who use other Gaia Memories directly into their bodies to cause trouble. Shotaro and Philip are two parts of the same detective, but can they handle the late Chief’s daughter?

With each of their cases being two episodes long, at least in the early episodes (another one I need to finish), here is the first case we see that sets up the world, allies, gear, and character dynamics. An old friend of Shotaro’s comes asking for help finding her husband, but something sinister is going one, and it’s thanks to the Gaia Memory selling family that is the recurring threat to our heroes. Count up your sins and enjoy!

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Fables #1

What’s she putting in her garden?

Fables #1

DC Comics/Vertigo (July, 2002)

Chapter One: “Old Tales Revisited”

WRITER/CREATOR: Bill Willingham

PENCILER: Lan Medina

INKER: Steve Leialoah

COLORIST: Sherilyn van Valkenburgh

SEPARATIONS: Zylonol

COVER ART: James Jean & Alex Maleev

LETTERER: Todd Klein

ASSISTANT EDITOR: Mariah Huehner

EDITOR: Shelly Bond

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The Complete History Of Pac-Man (in arcades maybe)

If you were an 80s kid like me you couldn’t escape Pac-Man and his Pac-Family…and you didn’t want to. The game was fun, I enjoyed the Hanna-Barbera cartoon on ABC, and while I didn’t collect a ton of pac-merchandise I do have a picture album, some of of those wind-up walkers, and I used to have a t-shirt that actually came from Underoos if memory serves. Pac-Man and the ghosts (I still call them “ghost monsters” thanks to the cartoon) were easy to draw whether you were going with the in-game or out of game designs (the cabinet art but I mostly tried to go for the show’s design but in my then “can’t draw for spit” art style) so I did that a lot and sometimes still doodle the little guy now and then. It was the first video game to have a song playing on the radio–yes, “Pac-Man Fever” actually played on the radio, a move you wouldn’t see for what’s essentially a novelty song since novelty songs on the radio had died out in the 50s outside of shows like Dr. Demento’s program. Pac-Man was everywhere and joins the likes of He-Man and the Transformers as something that came from the 1980s and never truly went away.

Slopes Game Room chronicles the early history of the franchise, and while it doesn’t cover everything in this hour-long video it does go over all the various arcade games and drops some history on the game’s origins you may not have heard of before. I thought I had heard it all but there’s stuff I didn’t know until this video. Get ready for a lot of pac-trivia.

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“Yesterday’s” Comic> Scooby Doo, Where Are You? #41 (DC)

“Scoob, your road sign collecting is getting out of hand.”

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? #41

DC Comics (March, 2014; as posted to comiXology)

COLORING: Heroic Age

“Annunaki”

WRITER/ARTIST/COVER: Scott Gross

LETTERER: Saida Temofonte

ASSISTANT EDITOR: Jessica Chen

EDITOR: Kristy Quinn

“Chupacabra-Cadabra”

WRITER: Keith Champagne

ARTIST: Scott Neely

LETTERER: Randy Gentile

EDITOR: Jeanie Schaefer

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BW’s Daily Video: Atari Vs The Chinese Triad

Catch more Hero Journalism on his YouTube channel.

The odd thing is this isn’t the last time we see a mob get involved in video games. Wait until you see Pac-Man’s history later tonight.

The Looney News About Space Jam 2

When a sequel to Space Jam was first announced, people were confused. It’s not exactly a praised movie and nobody understands why it was made outside of Warner Brothers wanting to do something with Michael Jordan as he was returning to basketball after a short-lived baseball career. In fact the movie “attempts” to explain why Jordan went back to the NBA since nobody wants to believe he was getting burned out and wanted to try something new. I don’t know why people don’t want to believe that but it doesn’t really matter to this discussion.

LeBron James didn’t have anything to build a movie off of, but from what I can gather in the trailer above either this is about his son learning to love basketball or James realizing his son is allowed to not follow in his footsteps. Either way it’s relatively accepted in my circles that this movie doesn’t need to happen. And yet it is so let’s play the hand we’re dealt. What has popped up in recent days, including my forced downtime, are some rather unusual decisions by replacement director Malcom D. Lee concerning three characters in particular: Lola Bunny, Pepe Le Pew, and Speedy Gonzales. Of course you’ve probably read viewpoint after viewpoint both defending and roasting these decisions but if you clicked on this you somehow want to know mine. I do try to think these things out more rationally, and I’ll agree with whoever I want to. That’s the beauty of this being my site. I do question these decisions but it’s not that I don’t understand where they’re coming from. Well, all accept the last one. The last one is just plain stupid no matter how you look at it.

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