“Shot In The Dark”
WRITER: Nel Yomtov
PENCILER: Alex Saviuk
INKER: Rob Stull
COLORIST: Kevin Tinsley
LETTERER: Steve Dutro
EDITOR: Sarra Mossoff
While fighting a cold, Spider-Man gets mixed up with the Punisher’s attempts to stop a group of drug runners…violently. JJ is all for the new hero, until his new car gets wrecked during one of the fights. Spider-Man is able to get the criminals stops without getting killed though, but the Punisher is still at large.
What they got right: While I’ll be questioning the “based on the TV show” banner in a moment, I’m glad they kept the toon-like art style from Spider-Man Adventures. It was a good Punisher story for the age group but didn’t shy away from “the Punisher kills” while condemning the fact that he’s still a murderer.
What they got wrong: The Fox Kids show this claims to be based on would have its own introduction between Spider-Man and the Punisher, meaning this is falling into the same mistake as DC’s tie-ins, and that’s too bad.
Recommendation: An enjoyable “Spidey meets the Punisher” story, and it’s a better Spider-Man comic than the 90s would otherwise produce. Pick this one up.
Promotional art for cover of Alias #28. Art by David W. Mack and Mark Bagley. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
For anyone who isn’t aware, Jessica Jones is the next Marvel character to bring the “Marvel Cinematic Universe” to Netflix. ICv2 has the latest trailer for the new series.
They’re both going to be counted out of the ring. And the arena.
Iron Man #292
Marvel (May, 1993)
“Mixed Reactions”
WRITER: Len Kaminski
PENCILER: Kevin Hopgood
INKER: Steve Mitchell
COLORIST: Ed Lazellari
LETTERER: Chris Eliopoulos
EDITOR: Nel Yomtov
Tony Stark cheats death again, and everybody’s happy…except Morgan Stark. As Tony deals with a therapist he doesn’t like he figures out that Marcy planted the evidence framing Rhodey for his “murder” and she confessed that Morgan put her up to it. Tony tells Morgan to leave the country but somebody has his car tire shot and Morgan flies over a cliff. Meanwhile, Tony tries to escape through his telepresence link with the Iron Man armor but Iron Man is attacked by a man calling himself Berserker 7, who has a grudge against Iron Man, while the party that had Morgan killed has Tony kidnapped, forcing the armor into the sea as Tony blacks out!
What they got right: It’s a good fight between Iron Man and Berserker 7. We have a new mysterious enemy for Tony as well.
What they got wrong: How many more time can we do the “Tony dies/overcomes some form of handicap” story? It really isn’t that long since the whole spinal damage incident and now we have diseases that he has to be cryogenically frozen for?
Recommendation: A good story but without the other issues surrounding it in this arc I can’t make a full judgement. It’s a lot of set-up that’s only interesting because the writing is good.
The concept of a super hero academy is nothing new, dating at least as far back as Disney’s Sky High if not some earlier project I’m not currently aware of. There’s even a webcomic about a supervillain academy, and you have all the magic academies that the Harry Potter franchise brought up, like Winx Club. DC breaking out its own (in a different continuity) is no surprise either. What might be in light of the treatment of female characters in DC’s book lately is that it’s a project for little girls. DC has gotten some bad press lately in how it seems to forget girls in board games and other toys, while in the comics you have…
Yeah, that. (At least they’re fixing what they screwed up with Starfire.) Or Wonder Woman going past Xena into Kratos territory. DC Super Hero Girls is a marketing line to give girls (at least the girly kind for those of you ladies who prefer Kratos, Warrior Princess) a chance to find their own inner superhero as much as the boys get. They just have to do it “over there”. Can’t risk a cooties outbreak after all. 😛 Don’t get me wrong, though. It’s about time DC did something like this since they have issues with boys and girls enjoying the same product. (See: Young Justice) Girls should be able to have their own superheroes. And there’s a series of shorts that form a story, just as DC and Imaginext has been doing with the preschool line DC Super Friends. So how well does the DC Super Hero Girls show do it’s job?
As you can see, Super Hero Girls will follow Wonder Woman’s attempts to fit in at school and learn to become a super hero, her motivation being to be an ambassador for Themisc…Paradise Island. (Seriously, 90s DC, what was wrong with that name? We can SPELL that one!) Her roommate is Harley Quinn and they’ll learn to get along while Harley helps the new girl find her place at Super Hero High. Other characters are also re-imagined as school students learning to become superheroes and superheroines, but while there are boys around the focus of the series is the girls, who will probably be the ones with the dolls.
Any problem I might have with this is pure fanboy nitpicking with a hint of marketing so let me tell you what I like about the show before you all get up on my grill yo. I promise never to write like that again. The idea of the DC superheroes re-imagined as cadets learning their powers is actually a pretty cool one. The multiverse offers tons of opportunities after all. In the few episodes I’ve seen online Wonder Woman and Harley Quinn make an interesting pair. Harley is willing to help her friends and Wonder Woman wants to make new friends. As the show goes on I assume other heroines will get some focus of some kind as they teach young girls valuable life lessons like confidence and relying on your friends for help, plus not judging others. All good lessons.
And yes, the Hallie Berry version of Amanda Waller 52 running the Super Hero High makes a form of sense when it comes to multiversal continuity. However, there are some interesting decisions, some of which I don’t mind and some I don’t understand. For example…let me show you this video first.
Notice that Superman is not a student but already an established adult superhero and a standard for the cadets to aspire to. But shouldn’t Wonder Woman be part of that, or Batman for that matter? Wonder Woman should be the aspiration of the female heroes, a role model for them in their pursuit to become superheroes. Batman would do the same for recruits without powers. To that end, why not use Wonder GIRL, currently Cassie Sandsmark because DC decided they screwed up Donna Troy so badly that as far as I know she isn’t in the current DC Universe. She could fill the same role as Diana is here and like I’m assuming Supergirl will be when she finally shows up, trying to live up to her mentor. This could make Cassie and Kara closer friends, make Harley jealous, and lead to another life lesson.
For that matter, why is Wonder Woman or Wonder Girl the focus when Supergirl has her own television show starting tonight (review hopefully on Tuesday)? Seems odd marketing.
The one that really gets me however is that Harley Quinn, not to mention Cheetah (Wonder Woman’s arch-enemy in the comics) Poison Ivy, and I think that’s Killer Frost among the super HERO girls? Wouldn’t they be part of some rival supervillain academy, causing various acts of mischief for the heroes to deal with? It worked for the aforementioned Winx Club although considering the target age they probably wouldn’t be as evil as the witches in that show. Just a bunch of troublemakers. After all, the theme itself notes that they’re supposed to be learning to fight crime so having recurring villains wouldn’t be a bad idea for the show.
As a concept and from the few episodes that are online as of this writing, DC Super Hero Girls is a great superhero show for little girls and I hope they get some full-length episodes in the future. Plus the theme song celebrates capes. I like that.
It’s not the Kryptonite. Oddly, Metallo needs deodorant.
Superman Adventures #2
DC Comics (December, 1996)
“Be Careful What You Wish For…”
WRITER: Scott McCloud
PENCILER: Rick Burchett
INKER: Terry Austin
COLORIST: Marie Severin
LETTERER: Lois Buhalis
EDITOR: Mike McAvennie
I hadn’t heard about this. Apparently the Micronauts, the toyline based on the Microman figures not made into Transformers that had their own comics run, are getting a live-action movie. I found out about this when Spinoff Online reported on a new writer for the movie. He worked on Puss In Boots so hopefully that means this might be a fun movie. I’m betting the success of Ant-Man’s movie inspired this attempt by Paramount.
“Worlds Collide” part 6: “Toys Of The Gods”
WRITER: Ivan Velez, Jr.
PENCILER: Chriscross
INKER: Rober Quijano
COLORIST: Michelle Wrightson
LETTERER: Steve Dutro
EDITOR: Dwayne McDuffie